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Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
After spending this afternoon playing monopoly with my kids, watching home alone 2, drinking (too much) and enjoying my insane marriage … that this is the ideal Xmas , no ghosts, no angels (showing a worse life) Im content as fuck (and depressed also, but know this is cool) merry Xmas to all xxx
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After spending this afternoon playing monopoly with my kids, watching home alone 2, drinking (too much) and enjoying my insane marriage … that this is the ideal Xmas , no ghosts, no angels (showing a worse life) Im content as fuck (and depressed also, but know this is cool) merry Xmas to all xxx
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
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Her eyes sparkling with tears, Koko the Gorilla signs one last message for mankind. "More like Breaking Good," she says, collapsing to the ground
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Her eyes sparkling with tears, Koko the Gorilla signs one last message for mankind. "More like Breaking Good," she says, collapsing to the ground
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"I say, you boy, do you know the hospital in the next street but one, at the corner?"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"I say, you boy, do you know the hospital in the next street but one, at the corner?"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
@disniversity.bsky.social what do you guys think the artists at the studios would think to this? Seems a depressing footnote at this point :(
December 11, 2025 at 9:17 PM
@disniversity.bsky.social what do you guys think the artists at the studios would think to this? Seems a depressing footnote at this point :(
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when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
November 28, 2025 at 6:26 PM
when you’re trying to evade capture after WWII ends:
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Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
November 24, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Messages from school to my parents in the 90s: Fill in the slip at the bottom & bring in £2 for the trip to the zoo
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
Messages from school now: Your child's exam schedule is on Zoop, login via the LernPortal to access it, the results will be on HoneyTree, their homework is on Zappp & NumberHub
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It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
November 13, 2025 at 3:15 PM
It's not just that he's a pedophile, he was the least popular pedophile
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Meanwhile Quentin Tarantino has shot over 2 million feet on film.
Christopher Nolan says they shot over 2 million feet of film” for ‘THE ODYSSEY’
“We got the cast who play the crew of Odysseus’ ship out there on the real waves, in the real places”
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
“We got the cast who play the crew of Odysseus’ ship out there on the real waves, in the real places”
(Source: www.empireonline.com/movies/news/...)
November 13, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Meanwhile Quentin Tarantino has shot over 2 million feet on film.
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Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
MESA, AZ—Gleefully describing the inevitable day when society would collapse and digital files would become unusable, local physical media collector David Campbell confirmed Wednesday he was “absolute...
theonion.com
October 4, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Physical Media Collector Pumped For Downfall Of Humanity
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I knew the deep state would find something to distract us.
September 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I knew the deep state would find something to distract us.
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Believe it or not, he wasn’t fired for saying this on live television
Brian Kilmeade endorses euthanizing homeless people: "Involuntary lethal injection, or something. Just kill them."
September 13, 2025 at 4:14 PM
Believe it or not, he wasn’t fired for saying this on live television
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People say the BBC lack flexibility in the modern digital era, but the launch and roll out of their 24 hour Charlie Kirk News channel in a matter of hours was pretty impressive.
September 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
People say the BBC lack flexibility in the modern digital era, but the launch and roll out of their 24 hour Charlie Kirk News channel in a matter of hours was pretty impressive.
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his father was unavailable for comment
RFK Jr: We had lots of guns when we were kids. Kids brought guns to school and were encouraged to do so. And nobody was walking into schools and shooting people. There are many things that could explain this. One is the dependence on psychiatric drugs.
September 9, 2025 at 9:28 PM
his father was unavailable for comment
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
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President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.
August 19, 2025 at 6:04 PM
President Zelenskyy taking out Marjorie Taylor Greene’s reporter boyfriend with a single line.
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Now some people have come near so I'll move - I prefer isolation & can't stand their voices.
August 19, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Now some people have come near so I'll move - I prefer isolation & can't stand their voices.
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