Fergus Craig
@ferguscraig.bsky.social
Writer actor person.
Rep: Curtis Brown.
Preorder my new book now: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Retirement-Home-Knows-Murderer/dp/1408734621/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0
Rep: Curtis Brown.
Preorder my new book now: https://www.amazon.co.uk/Everybody-Retirement-Home-Knows-Murderer/dp/1408734621/ref=tmm_hrd_swatch_0
I still think the best Traitors season was the Australian series 2 which everyone else seemed to think was a disaster. Incredible, incredible television.
November 8, 2025 at 9:05 AM
I still think the best Traitors season was the Australian series 2 which everyone else seemed to think was a disaster. Incredible, incredible television.
Always amazed by people who have watch parties for their favourite TV shows. If I was ever forced to attend one, it would be remembered for me shouting ‘CAN EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?’
November 6, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Always amazed by people who have watch parties for their favourite TV shows. If I was ever forced to attend one, it would be remembered for me shouting ‘CAN EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP PLEASE?’
I have, perhaps unwisely, written about London... ferguscraig.substack.com/p/london-is-...
London is a matter of taste, that's all.
Have you noticed people talking a lot of shit about London lately?
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November 3, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I have, perhaps unwisely, written about London... ferguscraig.substack.com/p/london-is-...
The Boybands Forever and Girlbands Forever documentaries are brilliant but it is a tragedy that, owing to their mixed gender nature, there is no place for Steps.
November 2, 2025 at 9:41 PM
The Boybands Forever and Girlbands Forever documentaries are brilliant but it is a tragedy that, owing to their mixed gender nature, there is no place for Steps.
If I was on the Traitors, every roundtable would be about the fact I refuse to go on the missions because I want to stay and play snooker.
October 30, 2025 at 10:30 PM
If I was on the Traitors, every roundtable would be about the fact I refuse to go on the missions because I want to stay and play snooker.
How is Britain supposed to survive now with only Prince William, Prince George, Prince Louis, Prince Harry, Prince Archie, Prince Edward, Prince James, Prince Richard, Prince Edward (Duke of Kent) and Prince Michael of Kent? That's only ten princes!
October 30, 2025 at 8:22 PM
How is Britain supposed to survive now with only Prince William, Prince George, Prince Louis, Prince Harry, Prince Archie, Prince Edward, Prince James, Prince Richard, Prince Edward (Duke of Kent) and Prince Michael of Kent? That's only ten princes!
Two glasses of wine at lunch. This book I'm writing is about to make some wild left turns.
October 30, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Two glasses of wine at lunch. This book I'm writing is about to make some wild left turns.
Big night. Trying a new dish at the Indian takeaway. Could be a new beginning or it could all end in tears. Wish me luck.
October 27, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Big night. Trying a new dish at the Indian takeaway. Could be a new beginning or it could all end in tears. Wish me luck.
Sunday nights have been shit ever since Lovejoy stopped.
October 26, 2025 at 8:22 PM
Sunday nights have been shit ever since Lovejoy stopped.
The Sunday Times gave a brief but nice mention to my story in Jeeves Again. I’ll take that as a win.
October 26, 2025 at 11:01 AM
The Sunday Times gave a brief but nice mention to my story in Jeeves Again. I’ll take that as a win.
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anyway look at this proof I've been sent, which i am quite ridiculously excited about reading @ferguscraig.bsky.social
October 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
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I feel like, in my childhood, men and boys used to spit in the street more than they do now.
October 8, 2025 at 9:09 AM
I feel like, in my childhood, men and boys used to spit in the street more than they do now.
The Riyadh Comedy Festival is so commercial now. Accommodation, flyering and PR costs are insane. And yet, if you want to be seen by producers, you have to go. And now, people like me, who’ve been doing it for years can’t sell tickets because big acts are turning up.
September 30, 2025 at 5:59 PM
The Riyadh Comedy Festival is so commercial now. Accommodation, flyering and PR costs are insane. And yet, if you want to be seen by producers, you have to go. And now, people like me, who’ve been doing it for years can’t sell tickets because big acts are turning up.
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Absolutely loved this, it resonated on so many levels.
Although I think I was a bit more snobbish about my precious Oasis suddenly being loved by the jocks who had despised nerdy Indie kid Bobbins as much as I despised them.
Although I think I was a bit more snobbish about my precious Oasis suddenly being loved by the jocks who had despised nerdy Indie kid Bobbins as much as I despised them.
I went to watch Oasis last night and now I've written about it... ferguscraig.substack.com/p/in-defence...
In defence of Oasis
Last night, in sharia London, like some kind of basic bitch, I joined 80,000 other people in watching Oasis at Wembley.
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September 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Absolutely loved this, it resonated on so many levels.
Although I think I was a bit more snobbish about my precious Oasis suddenly being loved by the jocks who had despised nerdy Indie kid Bobbins as much as I despised them.
Although I think I was a bit more snobbish about my precious Oasis suddenly being loved by the jocks who had despised nerdy Indie kid Bobbins as much as I despised them.
I went to watch Oasis last night and now I've written about it... ferguscraig.substack.com/p/in-defence...
In defence of Oasis
Last night, in sharia London, like some kind of basic bitch, I joined 80,000 other people in watching Oasis at Wembley.
ferguscraig.substack.com
September 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I went to watch Oasis last night and now I've written about it... ferguscraig.substack.com/p/in-defence...
Wordle's running out of words.
September 28, 2025 at 9:35 AM
Wordle's running out of words.
I honestly think I induced myself into a sort of breakdown when I was writing that section.
Made the mistake of listening to the New York chapters of Once Upon a Crime by @ferguscraig.bsky.social on a train. Laughing like a loon.
September 20, 2025 at 10:38 PM
I honestly think I induced myself into a sort of breakdown when I was writing that section.
I asked my son what he thought ‘appreciate the little things’ meant and he said ‘don’t be mean to people who are smaller than you’.
September 14, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I asked my son what he thought ‘appreciate the little things’ meant and he said ‘don’t be mean to people who are smaller than you’.
I knew the deep state would find something to distract us.
September 14, 2025 at 11:55 AM
I knew the deep state would find something to distract us.
This is one of the all time nights for people posting stupid shit on the internet.
September 10, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is one of the all time nights for people posting stupid shit on the internet.
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@ferguscraig.bsky.social - my friend Ash isn’t on Bluesky but asked me to pass on the message that the Dyson she won works brilliantly and “It's everything that the VAX wishes it could be”. Thanks again! And what a night, indeed!
September 9, 2025 at 7:16 PM
@ferguscraig.bsky.social - my friend Ash isn’t on Bluesky but asked me to pass on the message that the Dyson she won works brilliantly and “It's everything that the VAX wishes it could be”. Thanks again! And what a night, indeed!
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Quite the read...
I've been meaning to write about me, my family and murder for decades and have finally plucked up the courage... open.substack.com/pub/ferguscr...
Me, my family and murder.
I think I must have been about nine.
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Quite the read...
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I've been meaning to write about me, my family and murder for decades and have finally plucked up the courage... open.substack.com/pub/ferguscr...
Me, my family and murder.
I think I must have been about nine.
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 11:30 AM
I've been meaning to write about me, my family and murder for decades and have finally plucked up the courage... open.substack.com/pub/ferguscr...
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Lifetimes in a few short, well written paragraphs.
This resonated, for different reasons. My dad knew he'd passed his 11-plus but was still forced to attend a secondary modern. Why? His parents and extended family were all very active in the co-op/trade union movement and 'not the right class'.
This resonated, for different reasons. My dad knew he'd passed his 11-plus but was still forced to attend a secondary modern. Why? His parents and extended family were all very active in the co-op/trade union movement and 'not the right class'.
September 8, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Lifetimes in a few short, well written paragraphs.
This resonated, for different reasons. My dad knew he'd passed his 11-plus but was still forced to attend a secondary modern. Why? His parents and extended family were all very active in the co-op/trade union movement and 'not the right class'.
This resonated, for different reasons. My dad knew he'd passed his 11-plus but was still forced to attend a secondary modern. Why? His parents and extended family were all very active in the co-op/trade union movement and 'not the right class'.
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"When my dad was a baby, his sixteen-year-old uncle was convicted of murdering a police officer. The case is famous because although Christopher Craig held the gun, it was Derek Bentley, his nineteen-year-old friend who hung for the crime."
I've been meaning to write about me, my family and murder for decades and have finally plucked up the courage... open.substack.com/pub/ferguscr...
Me, my family and murder.
I think I must have been about nine.
open.substack.com
September 8, 2025 at 12:23 PM
"When my dad was a baby, his sixteen-year-old uncle was convicted of murdering a police officer. The case is famous because although Christopher Craig held the gun, it was Derek Bentley, his nineteen-year-old friend who hung for the crime."