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I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
February 6, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I don’t want to laugh at a small business but also VERY funny
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BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
February 5, 2026 at 8:56 AM
BREAKING: New SNL UK line up revealed
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Think we should go back to having guests of the week as Prime Ministers like they did on Have I Got News For You, and the Tory Party from 2016-2023.
February 5, 2026 at 7:42 PM
Think we should go back to having guests of the week as Prime Ministers like they did on Have I Got News For You, and the Tory Party from 2016-2023.
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one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
February 4, 2026 at 10:10 PM
one of my strongest beliefs is that we're in our situation right now bc some of the most prominent talking heads (e.g. joe rogan, andrew schulz) are learning about politics in their 40s and 50s, instead of their teens and early 20s, and we have to go along for the ride as they learn basic things
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January 31, 2026 at 9:56 PM
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Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
January 28, 2026 at 7:35 AM
Pretty sure he’s trying to hide the scar he got trying to steal a medallion off a woman in a bar fire in Nepal in the 1930s.
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"And Kermit the Frog, who sounds NOTHING like he used to"
January 26, 2026 at 3:37 PM
"And Kermit the Frog, who sounds NOTHING like he used to"
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Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
January 26, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Rest in Peace Alex Jeffrey Pretti🙏🏾 The VA ICU Nurses send him off right 💔
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“Until someone shoots that mad orange cunt in the face no one is safe from him.”
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
January 19, 2026 at 6:06 PM
“Until someone shoots that mad orange cunt in the face no one is safe from him.”
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
Me, aged 3, after watching Rainbow.
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Bruce Springsteen: “ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
January 19, 2026 at 1:40 AM
Bruce Springsteen: “ICE should get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”
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FrenchResponse is an official account of the French Foreign Affair Ministry
January 12, 2026 at 6:17 PM
FrenchResponse is an official account of the French Foreign Affair Ministry
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"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
Homan: "We gotta stop the hateful rhetoric. Saying this officer is a murderer is dangerous. It's just ridiculous. It's gonna infuriate people more which means there's gonna be more incidents like this."
January 11, 2026 at 5:04 PM
"It wasn't murder, and if you say it was murder we will kill you, which again will not be murder."
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I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
I don’t think we should have ceded control quite so quickly and without so much as a fight.
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“It’s a sexy trap!”
January 10, 2026 at 8:47 AM
“It’s a sexy trap!”
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Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
December 24, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Interviewer: Why did you leave your last job?
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
[flashback to everyone chanting “SHIT PANTS”]
Me: It was just time for a change
After spending this afternoon playing monopoly with my kids, watching home alone 2, drinking (too much) and enjoying my insane marriage … that this is the ideal Xmas , no ghosts, no angels (showing a worse life) Im content as fuck (and depressed also, but know this is cool) merry Xmas to all xxx
December 23, 2025 at 11:28 PM
After spending this afternoon playing monopoly with my kids, watching home alone 2, drinking (too much) and enjoying my insane marriage … that this is the ideal Xmas , no ghosts, no angels (showing a worse life) Im content as fuck (and depressed also, but know this is cool) merry Xmas to all xxx
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Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
December 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Some of you have forgotten that only three years ago you were perfectly capable of writing a text, writing an email, telling a bedtime story to a child, and it should worry you that powerful companies have convinced us we can’t do things we’ve been doing since the dawn of time.
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What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
December 19, 2025 at 6:17 PM
What’s good about Walliams is we don’t have to separate the art from the man
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Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
December 15, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Rob Reiner either made your favorite movie, or made somebody you know’s favorite movie. If you’re a Californian, he’s also part of the reason you or your friends can get married. He has changed more lives for the better than this asshole commenting on him ever did.
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Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
December 13, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Very sad that I felt I had no choice but to resign from The Infinite Monkey Cage - a victory for the transphobes and other bigots - I did it because so much of the media has chosen to believe the kind and empathetic people are a fiction - they are real and so often unrepresented.
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Her eyes sparkling with tears, Koko the Gorilla signs one last message for mankind. "More like Breaking Good," she says, collapsing to the ground
December 13, 2025 at 6:59 AM
Her eyes sparkling with tears, Koko the Gorilla signs one last message for mankind. "More like Breaking Good," she says, collapsing to the ground
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"I say, you boy, do you know the hospital in the next street but one, at the corner?"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
December 12, 2025 at 9:41 AM
"I say, you boy, do you know the hospital in the next street but one, at the corner?"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"
"wot the one with the picket line?"
"yes, run there as fast as you can and tell them to get back to work"