Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
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Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
November 11, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Korn had two types of songs and they’re either called Stinky Party or Got Molested
Old man sports take: field goal target lines are too far from the endzone. Kickers should be worse.
November 11, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Old man sports take: field goal target lines are too far from the endzone. Kickers should be worse.
This is awesome. Stereogum was always the cooler sibling with better music taste to Pitchfork's clout chasing youth, and now it's fully independent and telling AI to kick rocks? Easy subscribe.
November 10, 2025 at 11:28 PM
This is awesome. Stereogum was always the cooler sibling with better music taste to Pitchfork's clout chasing youth, and now it's fully independent and telling AI to kick rocks? Easy subscribe.
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You dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb, idiot, dumb fucking morons
WASHINGTON (AP) — Canada has lost its measles elimination status because of continued spread, international health experts say.
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
You dumb, dumb, stupid, dumb, idiot, dumb fucking morons
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Mark Carney's budget will make Trump and Canada’s corporate class happy, but it does little for working people.
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
A budget for tanks, banks, and oil barons ⋆ The Breach
Martin Lukacs and Desmond Cole discuss the Liberal government’s Harper-esque budget
breachmedia.ca
November 6, 2025 at 9:55 PM
Mark Carney's budget will make Trump and Canada’s corporate class happy, but it does little for working people.
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
Reminder that centrists suck here too. The "get rid of the old fucks who keep making our lives worse" argument doesn't just apply to the US.
Mark Carney's budget will make Trump and Canada’s corporate class happy, but it does little for working people.
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
Martin Lukacs and @desmondcole.bsky.social break down the Liberals' Stephen Harper-esque moves, from public service layoffs to corporate handouts. breachmedia.ca/a-budget-for...
A budget for tanks, banks, and oil barons ⋆ The Breach
Martin Lukacs and Desmond Cole discuss the Liberal government’s Harper-esque budget
breachmedia.ca
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Reminder that centrists suck here too. The "get rid of the old fucks who keep making our lives worse" argument doesn't just apply to the US.
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I still take issue with "it's not center vs. left, it's don't fight vs. fight," because there are several things the center can't wait to not fight on, such as transgender rights.
November 10, 2025 at 1:25 PM
I still take issue with "it's not center vs. left, it's don't fight vs. fight," because there are several things the center can't wait to not fight on, such as transgender rights.
Pissing off the organization that just organized the biggest protest in American history and was on your side seems like a bad idea, but I don't know, I'm not a politician
November 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Pissing off the organization that just organized the biggest protest in American history and was on your side seems like a bad idea, but I don't know, I'm not a politician
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Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
November 10, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Chuck Schumer Helps Pull Democrats Back From Brink Of Courage
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If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
November 10, 2025 at 3:11 AM
If you’ve historically been a “vote blue no matter who” type, it’d be cool if you could use this moment to understand why vilifying leftists who actually do think it matters is basically a psyop you accidentally fell for. This is why people warn you about guys like Newsom.
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I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
November 10, 2025 at 2:37 AM
I’m hearing Chuck Schumer traded Luka
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agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
November 10, 2025 at 12:36 AM
agreeing to make a terrible deal while your main opponent is quite literally being boo'd on live tv by an entire stadium of people is the kind of political instinct you'd normally only find in a 3 week old dead goldfish
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Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Moderate Democrats saw that voters were energized and might expect something from them, so they needed to put a stop to that ASAP
Raptors legend
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Lenny Wilkens, godfather of Seattle basketball, dies at 88
Hall of Famer Lenny Wilkens, who led the Sonics to their only NBA title and was an ambassador of Seattle basketball for more than 50 years, has died at 88.
www.seattletimes.com
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Raptors legend
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all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
November 9, 2025 at 2:46 AM
all my enemies are fucking morons, which really makes things feel so much worse
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Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Senate Democrats asked for a year of ACA subsidies and were told to fuck off.
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
So they came back and asked for a pinky promise to hold a vote on ACA subsidies that they will assuredly lose?
Seriously?
From what I have seen so far this does not seem like a good deal:
November 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Any Democrat voting for this should be primaried as quickly as possible because they're stupid, aren't capable of recognizing they're winning, are incapable of representing their constituents, and are cowards not up to this era's challenges.
Oh my god they're going to fuck it up. They've been handed the easiest slam dunk in political history and they're going to fuck it up.
BREAKING: Deal to end government shutdown in reach
Deal to end government shutdown in reach
At least 10 Senate Democrats are expected to support a key procedural motion.
www.axios.com
November 9, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Oh my god they're going to fuck it up. They've been handed the easiest slam dunk in political history and they're going to fuck it up.
I am Pluribusting for this show. That fucking rocked.
November 9, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I am Pluribusting for this show. That fucking rocked.
RICHARLISON YOU BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST BOY
November 8, 2025 at 2:19 PM
RICHARLISON YOU BEAUTIFUL SOCIALIST BOY
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Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
November 8, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Sometimes America is so beautiful it just makes you want to cry. From beauty.
Who needs a World Series when we've got the NBA Cup
November 8, 2025 at 3:04 AM
Who needs a World Series when we've got the NBA Cup
lol i forgot the Jays signed Eloy Jimenez
November 7, 2025 at 11:59 PM
lol i forgot the Jays signed Eloy Jimenez
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incredible that "we cannot deliver cities that are free of pogroms of ethnic terror by secret policy" is actual policy in practice
SCHUMER is on the floor now making this offer to end the shutdown:
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
Clean CR
Bipartisan "minibus" of approps bills
1-year ACA funding extension
Bipartisan cmte to negotiate on health care
"This is a reasonable offer that reopens the government, deals with health care affordability."
November 7, 2025 at 7:44 PM
incredible that "we cannot deliver cities that are free of pogroms of ethnic terror by secret policy" is actual policy in practice