Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
Don't tease us with a good time
Trump: “The first thing China will do is terminate ALL Ice Hockey being played in Canada, and permanently eliminate The Stanley Cup.”
February 9, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Don't tease us with a good time
Obviously in English, but I remember Jacob Bannon once talking about how he views his voice in Converge songs as another instrument so being able to understand his unintelligible screams is irrelevant to the music they're creating. "Understanding" is a coward's way of saying "I don't like this" imo.
my opinion on the Bad Bunny halftime show, and non-English music in general, is that i think a need to “be able to understand the lyrics” displays an embarrassing shallowness of the speaker to appreciate the voice as an instrument & to appreciate music as something other than a lyric delivery system
February 9, 2026 at 8:11 PM
Obviously in English, but I remember Jacob Bannon once talking about how he views his voice in Converge songs as another instrument so being able to understand his unintelligible screams is irrelevant to the music they're creating. "Understanding" is a coward's way of saying "I don't like this" imo.
One of my favourite theatres in the city. Loved when it opened and they would just play random pictures of art before the movie instead of commercials.
Toronto's Cineplex Cinema Beaches Is Closing Next Week
Toronto's Cineplex Cinema Beaches Is Closing Next Week
Despite the lack of major movie theatres servicing Toronto's east end, it was announced over the weekend that Cineplex's Beaches location
dlvr.it
February 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
One of my favourite theatres in the city. Loved when it opened and they would just play random pictures of art before the movie instead of commercials.
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literally the dumbest people on the planet
February 9, 2026 at 4:08 PM
literally the dumbest people on the planet
Trying to figure out what I did wrong in my life to be included in the NHL section of this
I made a map of 3.4 million Bluesky users - see if you can find yourself!
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
bluesky-map.theo.io
I've seen some similar projects, but IMO this seems to better capture some of the fine-grained detail
Bluesky Map
Interactive map of 3.4 million Bluesky users, visualised by their follower pattern.
bluesky-map.theo.io
February 9, 2026 at 2:13 PM
Trying to figure out what I did wrong in my life to be included in the NHL section of this
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I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
February 8, 2026 at 10:23 PM
I'm convinced AI is our generation's radium - a discovery with genuinely useful applications in specific, controlled circumstances that we stupidly put in everything from kid's toys to toothpaste until we realised the harm far too late where future generations will ask if we were out of our minds.
Everywhere I go I hear people saying it was a magical night
February 9, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Everywhere I go I hear people saying it was a magical night
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Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
February 9, 2026 at 1:38 AM
Benito is a threat b/c he makes art so alluring and enjoyable you want to understand everything about it and then you end up learning about sugar and slavery and colonialism and the Taínos and Hawaii and then you probably have some thoughts of your own, and that's why art is powerful and dangerous
In Woke 2, owners will not be allowed on trophy presentation stages
February 9, 2026 at 3:39 AM
In Woke 2, owners will not be allowed on trophy presentation stages
25 hours until pitchers and catchers report
February 9, 2026 at 3:29 AM
25 hours until pitchers and catchers report
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Sam Darnold Super Bowl Champion
February 9, 2026 at 3:23 AM
Sam Darnold Super Bowl Champion
It's funny that everyone that everyone used to get mad that Canada didn't get American Super Bowl ads and now every ad is like "AI is going to steal your financial information and send your address to ICE, deal with it fucko" and we don't have to see any of them
February 9, 2026 at 2:58 AM
It's funny that everyone that everyone used to get mad that Canada didn't get American Super Bowl ads and now every ad is like "AI is going to steal your financial information and send your address to ICE, deal with it fucko" and we don't have to see any of them
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after giving it a lot of thought….good bunny
February 9, 2026 at 2:12 AM
after giving it a lot of thought….good bunny
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The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
This was a little over a year ago
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 AM
The media desperately wanted to give the right a cultural moment and the problem is that they have no culture.
The whole point of the Kid Rock thing was so they didn't have to watch Bad Buddy but all these chuds watched it anyway because their entire existence is predicated on being pissed off at something. Fucking stay mad and we'll keep enjoying our fun shit.
February 9, 2026 at 2:20 AM
The whole point of the Kid Rock thing was so they didn't have to watch Bad Buddy but all these chuds watched it anyway because their entire existence is predicated on being pissed off at something. Fucking stay mad and we'll keep enjoying our fun shit.
Congrats to Jared Goff on no longer quarterbacking the worst Super Bowl of all-time. Can't say the same for the Pats.
February 9, 2026 at 2:15 AM
Congrats to Jared Goff on no longer quarterbacking the worst Super Bowl of all-time. Can't say the same for the Pats.
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heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
heads up to the american news media: I do not care what racists thought of the super bowl halftime show
That was good but really could have used some Brantley Gilbert
February 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That was good but really could have used some Brantley Gilbert
*extreme 37-year-old white guy voice*
Incredible set design
Incredible set design
February 9, 2026 at 1:27 AM
*extreme 37-year-old white guy voice*
Incredible set design
Incredible set design
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*matt berry voice* Madame Ga-Ga!
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
*matt berry voice* Madame Ga-Ga!
So excited to not hear about Mike Vrabel fixing the Patriots
February 9, 2026 at 12:30 AM
So excited to not hear about Mike Vrabel fixing the Patriots
This game sucks
February 9, 2026 at 12:14 AM
This game sucks
Brandi Carlile singing the anthem? Woke 2 is here baby
February 8, 2026 at 11:30 PM
Brandi Carlile singing the anthem? Woke 2 is here baby