Jake Goldsbie
@jakegoldsbie.bsky.social
Actor, novelist, barbecue sauce spokesman
This is both the best and the first FCS Championship game I've ever seen
January 6, 2026 at 3:50 AM
This is both the best and the first FCS Championship game I've ever seen
Did you guys know that you can block all the accounts you quote dunk on and complain about and then you never have to see them ever again?
January 6, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Did you guys know that you can block all the accounts you quote dunk on and complain about and then you never have to see them ever again?
Love dumb shit.
1) IX
2) VI
3) XIV
4) XII
5) Tactics
6) VII
7) IV
8) VIII
9( V
10) XV
11) XIII
12) III
13) XVI
14) II
15) I
Never played 11
1) IX
2) VI
3) XIV
4) XII
5) Tactics
6) VII
7) IV
8) VIII
9( V
10) XV
11) XIII
12) III
13) XVI
14) II
15) I
Never played 11
Gonna rank the Final Fantasy games so we argue about fun dumb shit instead of bad dumb shit.
1) FFVI
2) FFVII
3) FFX
4) FFV
5) FFXV
6) FFXII
7) FFVIII
8) FFIX
9) FFIV
10) FFII
11) FFI
12) FFIII
13) FFXIII
Tactics would probably rank third. I don’t play MMOs so no idea where 11 and 14 rank
1) FFVI
2) FFVII
3) FFX
4) FFV
5) FFXV
6) FFXII
7) FFVIII
8) FFIX
9) FFIV
10) FFII
11) FFI
12) FFIII
13) FFXIII
Tactics would probably rank third. I don’t play MMOs so no idea where 11 and 14 rank
January 5, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Love dumb shit.
1) IX
2) VI
3) XIV
4) XII
5) Tactics
6) VII
7) IV
8) VIII
9( V
10) XV
11) XIII
12) III
13) XVI
14) II
15) I
Never played 11
1) IX
2) VI
3) XIV
4) XII
5) Tactics
6) VII
7) IV
8) VIII
9( V
10) XV
11) XIII
12) III
13) XVI
14) II
15) I
Never played 11
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“Prosecute Elon Musk for distributing CSAM, then redistribute his wealth” waves hand “and everything else” — what every Democrat should run on
January 5, 2026 at 4:43 PM
“Prosecute Elon Musk for distributing CSAM, then redistribute his wealth” waves hand “and everything else” — what every Democrat should run on
He'll be fine. Jet fuel cannot melt steel dreams.
BREAKING: The Raiders are firing head coach Pete Carroll, sources say.
Carroll, who became the oldest head coach in NFL history this year, departs after just one season in Las Vegas.
Carroll, who became the oldest head coach in NFL history this year, departs after just one season in Las Vegas.
January 5, 2026 at 4:21 PM
He'll be fine. Jet fuel cannot melt steel dreams.
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I have a hunch that if you or I were running a website doing this the "urgent contact" would involve door rams and handcuffs so I struggle to see why it can't be slightly more pugnacious than this.
Ofcom, which enforces the UK's Online Safety Act, says it is aware of "serious concerns" about Grok undressing people including children on X
“We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK," it says
“We have made urgent contact with X and xAI to understand what steps they have taken to comply with their legal duties to protect users in the UK," it says
January 5, 2026 at 2:57 PM
I have a hunch that if you or I were running a website doing this the "urgent contact" would involve door rams and handcuffs so I struggle to see why it can't be slightly more pugnacious than this.
Great weekend for the worst people in the fucking world
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Great weekend for the worst people in the fucking world
Kicker should have taken more ivermectin
January 5, 2026 at 4:35 AM
Kicker should have taken more ivermectin
Isaiah Likely I always believed in you
January 5, 2026 at 4:32 AM
Isaiah Likely I always believed in you
Ben Davies absolute legend
January 4, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Ben Davies absolute legend
Joanna Page survived a series working with James Corden, she has to be the early favourite.
Two Oscar-nominated screenwriters, @aiannucci.bsky.social and @kumail.bsky.social, are on the next season of TASKMASTER. That's wild.
Also, NEW CAST ANNOUNCED
Also, NEW CAST ANNOUNCED
Taskmaster confirms Gavin & Stacey icon in season 21 line-up
Who could it be?
www.digitalspy.com
January 4, 2026 at 12:20 AM
Joanna Page survived a series working with James Corden, she has to be the early favourite.
Yeah. Carney would have been better just not saying anything at all.
January 3, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Yeah. Carney would have been better just not saying anything at all.
Let him play 1B and keep the Bo and Tucker and Okamoto dream alive
MLB teams believe Okamoto has a higher floor than Munetaka Murakami, who offers tons of upside but has questions about glove and K%. Okamoto’s contact ability appealing & he has power.
Defensively, have heard Okamoto is an above-avg defensive 1B. Can play some third, too, & OF.
Defensively, have heard Okamoto is an above-avg defensive 1B. Can play some third, too, & OF.
January 3, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Let him play 1B and keep the Bo and Tucker and Okamoto dream alive
A transaction distraction (complementary)
BREAKING: Japanese third baseman Kazuma Okamoto and the Toronto Blue Jays are in agreement on a free agent contract, sources tell ESPN.
January 3, 2026 at 6:28 PM
A transaction distraction (complementary)
Whew, good thing
The Senate will hold a vote next week on another bipartisan resolution blocking the use of military force against Venezuela without the express authorization of Congress, Sen. Tim Kaine announced
U.S. Senate Will Vote To Block Military Action Against Venezuela Next Week
www.huffpost.com
January 3, 2026 at 6:15 PM
Whew, good thing
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You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
January 3, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You should be embarrassed to be a member of congress and issuing anything other than impeachment resolutions. You're in the model UN. They should give you legos and a propeller hat
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“Elbows up” means Canada standing up for the “rules-based international order” and publicly condemning violations of international law or arbitrary kidnappings of world leaders
January 3, 2026 at 4:38 PM
“Elbows up” means Canada standing up for the “rules-based international order” and publicly condemning violations of international law or arbitrary kidnappings of world leaders
A centrist hellhole country is better than a fascist hellhole country but it's still a hellhole country
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 4:32 PM
A centrist hellhole country is better than a fascist hellhole country but it's still a hellhole country
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Foreign affairs minister Anita Anand just released Canada’s official statement on “the situation in Venezuela”:
Does not condemn illegal American military actions, reiterates position that the kidnapped president was illegitimate, calls on “all parties to respect international law,” etc
Does not condemn illegal American military actions, reiterates position that the kidnapped president was illegitimate, calls on “all parties to respect international law,” etc
Please see my statement on the situation in Venezuela:
January 3, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Foreign affairs minister Anita Anand just released Canada’s official statement on “the situation in Venezuela”:
Does not condemn illegal American military actions, reiterates position that the kidnapped president was illegitimate, calls on “all parties to respect international law,” etc
Does not condemn illegal American military actions, reiterates position that the kidnapped president was illegitimate, calls on “all parties to respect international law,” etc
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It’s 11 AM. Do you know where your prime minister is?
Now past 10 AM, still no statement from the Prime Minister’s Office
8:30 AM, and still no statement from Canada’s prime minister
Perhaps the Governor General should knock on the door of Rideau Cottage to make sure he too was not kidnapped by the US military overnight?
Perhaps the Governor General should knock on the door of Rideau Cottage to make sure he too was not kidnapped by the US military overnight?
January 3, 2026 at 4:01 PM
It’s 11 AM. Do you know where your prime minister is?
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im afraid FIFA may have lied to us
January 3, 2026 at 2:33 PM
im afraid FIFA may have lied to us
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you don't need to add caveats agreeing that the head of state abducted is a bad guy before opposing abduction of a head of state by military force. If the rule was any head of government is fair game then the entire world would be a series of decapitation strikes and show trials in foreign courts.
January 3, 2026 at 1:50 PM
you don't need to add caveats agreeing that the head of state abducted is a bad guy before opposing abduction of a head of state by military force. If the rule was any head of government is fair game then the entire world would be a series of decapitation strikes and show trials in foreign courts.
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all love and solidarity with the people of venezuela
January 3, 2026 at 1:17 PM
all love and solidarity with the people of venezuela
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