Jackie Bouvier
@jackiebouvier.bsky.social
These are my jokes. Please don't laugh at them.
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Jackie Bouvier
@jackiebouvier.bsky.social
· Nov 17
Therapist: Make yourself comfortable.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
Me: If I could do that, I wouldn't be here.
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It’s so weird how they used to claim you’d go blind from masturbating too much. You don’t even need eyesight for that.
November 7, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It’s so weird how they used to claim you’d go blind from masturbating too much. You don’t even need eyesight for that.
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I’m going to start calling hot dogs “American tacos” because that’s exactly what they are
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I’m going to start calling hot dogs “American tacos” because that’s exactly what they are
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I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
November 7, 2025 at 7:10 AM
I see a lot of you are still up saying dumb shit, let me in on that action
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We’re racist and our underpaid employees smile constantly COME SEE US
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.
If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."
🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We’re racist and our underpaid employees smile constantly COME SEE US
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I told you you’d regret this
November 9, 2025 at 5:35 AM
I told you you’d regret this
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Building a new stretch of road called Dead Man’s Curve. It’s going to be great, the kids are gonna love it
November 9, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Building a new stretch of road called Dead Man’s Curve. It’s going to be great, the kids are gonna love it
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afraid that if I open my mouth, I may start screaming and never stop
November 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
afraid that if I open my mouth, I may start screaming and never stop
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Beto’s putting on a special show, one night only. No camera phones allowed
November 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Beto’s putting on a special show, one night only. No camera phones allowed
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MOOOOOOOOOM someone’s jealous of my superior intellect and irreproachable beauty again
November 11, 2025 at 4:21 AM
MOOOOOOOOOM someone’s jealous of my superior intellect and irreproachable beauty again
Hey everybody! My wonderful son has a skill toy page on Insta. He's very entertaining. Check it out!
www.instagram.com/jev.jev.jev....
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November 11, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Hey everybody! My wonderful son has a skill toy page on Insta. He's very entertaining. Check it out!
www.instagram.com/jev.jev.jev....
www.instagram.com/jev.jev.jev....
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You think premiums are high NOW. Wait until the death spirals kick in. youtube.com/shorts/qEpzw...
The Shocking Truth About Health Insurance Availability
YouTube video by Machine Pun Kelly
youtube.com
November 10, 2025 at 9:31 PM
You think premiums are high NOW. Wait until the death spirals kick in. youtube.com/shorts/qEpzw...
I'm so sorry but the last time I sent you laughing emoji I wasn't actually laughing.
November 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
I'm so sorry but the last time I sent you laughing emoji I wasn't actually laughing.
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*tweets
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
*tweets
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I love this time of year when bugs are dying
November 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
I love this time of year when bugs are dying
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when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
November 7, 2025 at 9:40 AM
when will a frankenstein movie be brave enough to let us see the doctor choosing the dick
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Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
November 9, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Snug as a bug or possibly on drugs, it’s hard to say.
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If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
If you had to talk about any topic for one hour what would it be? For me it would be Karate Kid
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My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
My favorite color is 90s Taco Bell booth purple.
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After food is delivered to my door, I hire a second person to bring it to my couch.
October 19, 2025 at 6:02 PM
After food is delivered to my door, I hire a second person to bring it to my couch.
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absurd is short for absolute turd
November 10, 2025 at 5:33 AM
absurd is short for absolute turd
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Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
November 5, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Imagine a cobra out in the wild, starving and pissed, then he hears a flute and goes, "Damn, that’s my jam!"
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shit posting for freedom
November 3, 2025 at 4:14 AM
shit posting for freedom
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was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
November 3, 2025 at 9:42 PM
was it my way, it was my way wasn’t it
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I have a mild cold, so I'll be slowly dying in bed for the next three days.
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 PM
I have a mild cold, so I'll be slowly dying in bed for the next three days.