Jackdawman
@jackdawman.bsky.social
Proud owner of two black cats and way too many books, RPGs, and boardgames. Any/All
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Love this from Guillermo del Toro
January 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Love this from Guillermo del Toro
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This video, viewed millions of times on TikTok, Facebook and X, claims to show Venezuelans taking to the street to thank the US for detaining Maduro.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
January 4, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This video, viewed millions of times on TikTok, Facebook and X, claims to show Venezuelans taking to the street to thank the US for detaining Maduro.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
But the video is a combination of four AI-generated clips and was first posted on TikTok by a user who frequently shares AI videos. It's not real.
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Its basically this, over and over and over again.
January 4, 2026 at 8:50 PM
Its basically this, over and over and over again.
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Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
January 3, 2026 at 11:23 PM
Well Atrus, I made it to Myst island, despite your directions.
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the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
January 3, 2026 at 9:19 PM
the reason people sometimes act madder at democrats than republicans when republicans do impossibly evil shit is the same reason why, if you hired an exterminator to handle a roach infestation and he showed up to feed and play with them instead, your first instinct wouldn’t be to yell at the roaches
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Baby elephants!
January 4, 2026 at 4:01 AM
Baby elephants!
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We round a corner in the dark sterile halls, and see it.
“Luis! This is it. The famed OpenAI server room!“
We approach. We hear a strange, familiar clattering sound.
Luis swipes a card and opens the door. Inside are countless typewriters. And behind them…
“My god,” I say. “It’s full of monkeys.”
“Luis! This is it. The famed OpenAI server room!“
We approach. We hear a strange, familiar clattering sound.
Luis swipes a card and opens the door. Inside are countless typewriters. And behind them…
“My god,” I say. “It’s full of monkeys.”
January 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
We round a corner in the dark sterile halls, and see it.
“Luis! This is it. The famed OpenAI server room!“
We approach. We hear a strange, familiar clattering sound.
Luis swipes a card and opens the door. Inside are countless typewriters. And behind them…
“My god,” I say. “It’s full of monkeys.”
“Luis! This is it. The famed OpenAI server room!“
We approach. We hear a strange, familiar clattering sound.
Luis swipes a card and opens the door. Inside are countless typewriters. And behind them…
“My god,” I say. “It’s full of monkeys.”
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Ireland, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
Under Irish law Musk can be jailed for 12 months for being a director of a company distributing CSAM. Section 9 of the Child Trafficking and Pornography Act 1998. 'X' is a company registered in Ireland.
January 2, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Ireland, you have the chance to do the funniest thing ever.
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just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
January 1, 2026 at 6:59 PM
just saw a billionaire pack all his things in a bindle and start leaving new york city on foot. he turned and looked at me with tears in his eyes and said “maybe one day when this city is safe we’ll return” before walking away
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Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
January 1, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Attacking a data center like it’s The Bastille, everyone fleeing with a bushels of RAM to desolder and resolder the chips. One peasant coded guy with a wheelbarrow of SFP+ modules. Manifesting this for 2026.
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Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
January 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
Happy New Year to the haters, the losers, and the far left marxist transgender extremists, which I think covers everyone here.
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Probably should’ve added an lol to this to make sure people know I’m just doing a little joke-y joke.
Besides everyone knows it’s either using taskrabbit to deliver an “unban me you cowards” cake to Postmates or this, right?
Besides everyone knows it’s either using taskrabbit to deliver an “unban me you cowards” cake to Postmates or this, right?
January 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Probably should’ve added an lol to this to make sure people know I’m just doing a little joke-y joke.
Besides everyone knows it’s either using taskrabbit to deliver an “unban me you cowards” cake to Postmates or this, right?
Besides everyone knows it’s either using taskrabbit to deliver an “unban me you cowards” cake to Postmates or this, right?
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So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
December 31, 2025 at 12:09 PM
So many grand hopes for 2026. So few that I can put into words without violating Bluesky's community guidelines.
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"sexual mores, commonly known as s'mores—"
December 31, 2025 at 3:15 AM
"sexual mores, commonly known as s'mores—"
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oh christ look at the time
December 12, 2023 at 9:21 PM
oh christ look at the time
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All dice systems are bad except for 4d12 keep highest 2, 11+ explodes, lower numbers better, skill modifiers subtract from your result, 4 1s is a critical success
shoutout to the brave ttrpg warriors engineering complex new opinions designed in a lab to render them universally unlikeable
December 29, 2025 at 5:12 PM
All dice systems are bad except for 4d12 keep highest 2, 11+ explodes, lower numbers better, skill modifiers subtract from your result, 4 1s is a critical success
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AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
December 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
AI sloppers (is that a term?) crying that their prompts are being stolen is more beautiful than anything AI could produce
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Human productivity per work-hour has been on the rise for centuries, that's what technology *is*, and, AI or not, it's not slowing down. We will be facing mass un- and under-employment within the next 50 years, and anything other than full no-qualifiers inflation-indexed UBI is simply *incorrect*.
"my least woke opinion is---"
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
That's enough. We've had enough people indulging in the "thrill of a little conservatism", as a treat. Of considering reactionary thought to be a salacious and taboo in a world descending into reactionary mania.
Give me your MOST woke opinions. We're bringing it back.
December 29, 2025 at 4:30 AM
Human productivity per work-hour has been on the rise for centuries, that's what technology *is*, and, AI or not, it's not slowing down. We will be facing mass un- and under-employment within the next 50 years, and anything other than full no-qualifiers inflation-indexed UBI is simply *incorrect*.
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And for the people who are arguing that ubiquity = unavoidable, please recall that the world has collectively phased out CFCs in spray cans, lead in petrol, asbestos in building materials, thalidomide in [something]… these deaths are a CHOICE we are making, and we can make a different choice.
Remember:
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
When Tylenol was poisoned *by an outsider* and killed people, the company recalled all their products & redesigned them.
When Intel’s Pentium had a bug so obscure it affected 1 in _9 billion_ long division calculations, they recalled their chips.
ChatGPT was made deadly *by its team*.
i don’t see how any of the benefits of chatgpt and other consumer-facing LLMs can possibly outweigh their incredible ability to induce suicides
December 28, 2025 at 11:18 PM
And for the people who are arguing that ubiquity = unavoidable, please recall that the world has collectively phased out CFCs in spray cans, lead in petrol, asbestos in building materials, thalidomide in [something]… these deaths are a CHOICE we are making, and we can make a different choice.
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SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
December 26, 2025 at 9:12 PM
SELL IT TO WHO, BEN?? FUCKING PUMAMAN??
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PS: despite, or because of, me virtually begging for it in the alt text, this is of course the best Wikipedia photo caption edit ever...
December 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
PS: despite, or because of, me virtually begging for it in the alt text, this is of course the best Wikipedia photo caption edit ever...
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welcome new bluesky users, remember:
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
December 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
welcome new bluesky users, remember:
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
Your home page only shows what and who you choose to follow
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Cats were domesticated about 10,000 years ago, when wild cats encountered the first human settlements and saw an opportunity to constantly be in the way
December 24, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Cats were domesticated about 10,000 years ago, when wild cats encountered the first human settlements and saw an opportunity to constantly be in the way
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people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
December 22, 2025 at 7:27 PM
people always laugh when bears run away from housecats because they're so much bigger but like. imagine you were in the woods & you ran into a weird little guy that looks kinda like you but like 1/5th the size & his head is shaped weird & he is running toward you full tilt yelling. what would you do
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they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead
December 22, 2025 at 12:29 AM
they didn't need AI to make Silksong, it just needed some deeply insane guys to have a blank check for living expenses until their next thing was done, I think we should try doing more of that instead