Morbi
@morbi.bsky.social
30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (Puppy Merril icon by @batshaped.bsky.social)
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I kind of love that TotK Ganondorf is such a coward, man who already has superhuman strength and powerful dark magic but creates a sneaky plan to steal even more godlike power and then uses that power to make an army of like 1 million guys so he still doesn't have to do any fighting himself
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I kind of love that TotK Ganondorf is such a coward, man who already has superhuman strength and powerful dark magic but creates a sneaky plan to steal even more godlike power and then uses that power to make an army of like 1 million guys so he still doesn't have to do any fighting himself
I will say this about Age of Imprisonment, I think it was in a bit too much of a rush to get to the War part of the Imprisoning War era, I was really kind of hoping there would have been more low-level buildup to see Ancient Hyrule proper
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I will say this about Age of Imprisonment, I think it was in a bit too much of a rush to get to the War part of the Imprisoning War era, I was really kind of hoping there would have been more low-level buildup to see Ancient Hyrule proper
it's so funny listening to the final boss theme now because I can't NOT hear Okabe's favorite heavy drumbeats going fucking nuts
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
it's so funny listening to the final boss theme now because I can't NOT hear Okabe's favorite heavy drumbeats going fucking nuts
anyway I like all of the weird randos they padded the roster with, I like how they all have simple, easily digestible personalities like "Zora who quietly crushes on Qia" or "Gerudo who really loudly crushes on Ardi" or "Goron who's frankly kind of racist"
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
anyway I like all of the weird randos they padded the roster with, I like how they all have simple, easily digestible personalities like "Zora who quietly crushes on Qia" or "Gerudo who really loudly crushes on Ardi" or "Goron who's frankly kind of racist"
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"
Also seeing Koume and/or Kotake being referred to as "Gerudo Captain" and having like 4 lines of dialogue total is like, I felt like I was being fucked with lmao
still absolutely insane that the ancestor sages didn't even get names or faces, man
Koume and Kotake are just, around in cutscenes and you wouldn't even know if you don't notice the Hyrulean text on their models
Koume and Kotake are just, around in cutscenes and you wouldn't even know if you don't notice the Hyrulean text on their models
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 AM
Also seeing Koume and/or Kotake being referred to as "Gerudo Captain" and having like 4 lines of dialogue total is like, I felt like I was being fucked with lmao
[minor Age of Imprisonment spoiler(?)] I finished AoI and it's really good but like. okay. okay like. they never once even broach the topic of Rauru and Sonia having any children and like, that's crazy, right. Like, it's insane for that to not come up even once, even in throwaway dialogue??
November 10, 2025 at 7:02 AM
[minor Age of Imprisonment spoiler(?)] I finished AoI and it's really good but like. okay. okay like. they never once even broach the topic of Rauru and Sonia having any children and like, that's crazy, right. Like, it's insane for that to not come up even once, even in throwaway dialogue??
guy who only knows Hatsune Miku from the Dominos Pizza promotion
November 9, 2025 at 12:07 PM
guy who only knows Hatsune Miku from the Dominos Pizza promotion
best kind of narrative is when the hero is abandoned by all of his friends and support systems and is forced to partner with the rascally minion who's been harassing the party until that point (and has also been abandoned by their faction)
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
best kind of narrative is when the hero is abandoned by all of his friends and support systems and is forced to partner with the rascally minion who's been harassing the party until that point (and has also been abandoned by their faction)
asking Ganondorf why one of the archfiends manifested from his innate evil energies is super fruity like that and getting my head smashed like an egg
November 7, 2025 at 8:32 PM
asking Ganondorf why one of the archfiends manifested from his innate evil energies is super fruity like that and getting my head smashed like an egg
also the mid-mission camp function went from "oh that's a fun gameplay wrinkle!" to "this is the quality of life improvement of the year" when I unlocked the part of it that lets you reveal all koroks and hidden chests on a given mission
like I actually fist-pumped in real life
like I actually fist-pumped in real life
November 7, 2025 at 7:30 AM
also the mid-mission camp function went from "oh that's a fun gameplay wrinkle!" to "this is the quality of life improvement of the year" when I unlocked the part of it that lets you reveal all koroks and hidden chests on a given mission
like I actually fist-pumped in real life
like I actually fist-pumped in real life
I'm shocked at how much I like the sages now that they're allowed to be like. characters lmao
November 7, 2025 at 7:22 AM
I'm shocked at how much I like the sages now that they're allowed to be like. characters lmao
getting to the part of Age of Imprisonment where the actual war properly starts and getting a variation of this that made my eyes bug out of my head
November 7, 2025 at 4:37 AM
getting to the part of Age of Imprisonment where the actual war properly starts and getting a variation of this that made my eyes bug out of my head
okay I don't know if it was like this in TotK too and I somehow just never noticed it but this dress makes Zelda's ass so huge that I keep going "girl what the FUCK" whenever she's in profile
November 7, 2025 at 2:53 AM
okay I don't know if it was like this in TotK too and I somehow just never noticed it but this dress makes Zelda's ass so huge that I keep going "girl what the FUCK" whenever she's in profile
if you idle as Mineru in Hyrule Warriors, she inspects her construct :)
November 7, 2025 at 1:28 AM
if you idle as Mineru in Hyrule Warriors, she inspects her construct :)
"Gremlins 3" :O!!!!
"Joe Dante not involved" oh. well. that's.... mm.
"Joe Dante not involved" oh. well. that's.... mm.
November 6, 2025 at 5:14 PM
"Gremlins 3" :O!!!!
"Joe Dante not involved" oh. well. that's.... mm.
"Joe Dante not involved" oh. well. that's.... mm.
now my brain is just imagining an alternate timeline where Telltale didn't collapse super hard and they did a prohibitively expensive Poker Night 3 where one of the players is a Live-Action FMV dude
November 5, 2025 at 6:26 PM
now my brain is just imagining an alternate timeline where Telltale didn't collapse super hard and they did a prohibitively expensive Poker Night 3 where one of the players is a Live-Action FMV dude
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Man why was the Remnant 2 soundtrack allowed to go that fucking hard
November 5, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Man why was the Remnant 2 soundtrack allowed to go that fucking hard
now if you'll excuse me I need to draw some fairies fucking and sucking
November 5, 2025 at 5:22 AM
now if you'll excuse me I need to draw some fairies fucking and sucking
dude this fucking speech
November 5, 2025 at 4:38 AM
dude this fucking speech
I need to be so clear that even if none of Mamdani's (extremely common-sense) policies do end up realized in practice, I truly just wanted to hear someone actually attempt to fight for them
November 5, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I need to be so clear that even if none of Mamdani's (extremely common-sense) policies do end up realized in practice, I truly just wanted to hear someone actually attempt to fight for them
love seeing this manifesting this hard with so many of the elections today btw
I take a very small amount of solace in knowing the degree to which conservatives have gotten super obsessed with trans people HAS actively shifted a lot of average people's opinions from "I have no thoughts about this" to "okay if you're going to be so weird about this I guess I'm pro-trans now"
November 5, 2025 at 3:34 AM
love seeing this manifesting this hard with so many of the elections today btw
amazing things happening in the cuomo watch party stream right now, as I Need A Hero plays
November 5, 2025 at 3:24 AM
amazing things happening in the cuomo watch party stream right now, as I Need A Hero plays
to this day I can't hear Stand By Me without also hearing OH PUMBAA, PUMBAA
November 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
to this day I can't hear Stand By Me without also hearing OH PUMBAA, PUMBAA