Morbi
@morbi.bsky.social
30's - they/them nb, Ringling grad who draws a webcomic about Idiot Fae. Occasionally 🔞 (Puppy Merril icon by @batshaped.bsky.social)
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Everyone else acting surprised by the description of Samus as "motherly" while I'm over here being the smartest person in the world portraying her as adopting every weird little animal she comes across even though she knows it'll try to kill her
The entire fandom’s (and Retro Studios) initial assumption: “Oh she hunts down the baddest monsters in the galaxy and gets paid for it, right?”
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
Nintendo: “What? No. She’s like humanity’s motherly guardian. What are you talking about.”
www.nintendolife.com/news/2022/04...
November 16, 2025 at 5:23 AM
Everyone else acting surprised by the description of Samus as "motherly" while I'm over here being the smartest person in the world portraying her as adopting every weird little animal she comes across even though she knows it'll try to kill her
💭🎵 whooo is that girl I see.... there's no games, on PS3.... 🎵
November 16, 2025 at 2:24 AM
💭🎵 whooo is that girl I see.... there's no games, on PS3.... 🎵
honestly at this point I am less annoyed by characters in fiction saying cringe pieces of dialogue than I am by masses of real people sarcastically going "UMMMM THAT JUST HAPPENED" in response to them
November 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
honestly at this point I am less annoyed by characters in fiction saying cringe pieces of dialogue than I am by masses of real people sarcastically going "UMMMM THAT JUST HAPPENED" in response to them
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[repost] when a mean alien gives you a cute nickname and then uses her dying breath to shapeshift into the image of your own irradiated corpse, irrevocably damaging your ability to process gay feelings without thinking about death
March 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
[repost] when a mean alien gives you a cute nickname and then uses her dying breath to shapeshift into the image of your own irradiated corpse, irrevocably damaging your ability to process gay feelings without thinking about death
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Anthony: I can't believe the Galactic Federation allowed you to keep custody of this little hellion.
Samus: .........."Allowed"?
Samus: .........."Allowed"?
March 13, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Anthony: I can't believe the Galactic Federation allowed you to keep custody of this little hellion.
Samus: .........."Allowed"?
Samus: .........."Allowed"?
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I just think Samus should have a moody adopted teenage space dragon daughter who screams and shoots fireballs when she's acting out
March 13, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I just think Samus should have a moody adopted teenage space dragon daughter who screams and shoots fireballs when she's acting out
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"Princess, your kid scares the shit out of me"
March 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
"Princess, your kid scares the shit out of me"
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Barely even a week later:
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Barely even a week later:
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[repost] I already know what you are.
March 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
[repost] I already know what you are.
tbh I actually like it when Samus is forced to interact with normal humans because it emphasizes how much of a fucking freak she is
Anyway, somehow I get the sneaking suspicion a good >80% of this game is still going to be Samus wandering the woods with her phone set to silent
Anyway, somehow I get the sneaking suspicion a good >80% of this game is still going to be Samus wandering the woods with her phone set to silent
November 14, 2025 at 11:57 PM
tbh I actually like it when Samus is forced to interact with normal humans because it emphasizes how much of a fucking freak she is
Anyway, somehow I get the sneaking suspicion a good >80% of this game is still going to be Samus wandering the woods with her phone set to silent
Anyway, somehow I get the sneaking suspicion a good >80% of this game is still going to be Samus wandering the woods with her phone set to silent
I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
November 14, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I was way too young to understand the "Presidency-Ending Clinton Blowjob" scandal the first time it happened so I guess the universe was like "aw here buddy, have a do-over"
they need to invent a way for me to outright threaten youtube when it tries to recommend me oneyplays compilations four times a week
November 13, 2025 at 11:16 PM
they need to invent a way for me to outright threaten youtube when it tries to recommend me oneyplays compilations four times a week
still slowly chipping away at my TotK 100% run and remembering some musing I did a few months back about the way people engaged with these two games
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
still slowly chipping away at my TotK 100% run and remembering some musing I did a few months back about the way people engaged with these two games
sometimes I set my feed to auto-translate so I can read foreign posts and forget about it until I hover over my name later
November 13, 2025 at 6:50 PM
sometimes I set my feed to auto-translate so I can read foreign posts and forget about it until I hover over my name later
still have so much of the map left to grab in Hyrule Warriors but I think I'm going to save going for 100% for after whatever those "two free updates" they mentioned on the twitter come out
November 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
still have so much of the map left to grab in Hyrule Warriors but I think I'm going to save going for 100% for after whatever those "two free updates" they mentioned on the twitter come out
the craziest thing about all the newly dumped Epstein evidence today is the element of like "...you guys were just sending each other emails about this stuff?"
November 13, 2025 at 12:03 AM
the craziest thing about all the newly dumped Epstein evidence today is the element of like "...you guys were just sending each other emails about this stuff?"
I can't believe "Bowser didn't invite his son to his wedding" is a consistent character trait across continuities
November 12, 2025 at 3:37 PM
I can't believe "Bowser didn't invite his son to his wedding" is a consistent character trait across continuities
remembered Wreck-It Ralph 2 again and got hit with a wave of psychic backlash so intense it caused me to crumple to the floor
November 12, 2025 at 2:22 AM
remembered Wreck-It Ralph 2 again and got hit with a wave of psychic backlash so intense it caused me to crumple to the floor
Wow, they're finally free from the mobile game dimension...
[getting greedy] Now Let's See Surge
[getting greedy] Now Let's See Surge
Get ready for a victory lap! There's more FREE content coming soon to Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
✨ NiGHTS - December 2025
🍌 AiAi - January 2026
💥 Tangle & Whisper - February 2026
Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds is available now!
November 12, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Wow, they're finally free from the mobile game dimension...
[getting greedy] Now Let's See Surge
[getting greedy] Now Let's See Surge
[repost] she knows exactly what it says
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
[repost] she knows exactly what it says
I kind of love that TotK Ganondorf is such a coward, man who already has superhuman strength and powerful dark magic but creates a sneaky plan to steal even more godlike power and then uses that power to make an army of like 1 million guys so he still doesn't have to do any fighting himself
November 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
I kind of love that TotK Ganondorf is such a coward, man who already has superhuman strength and powerful dark magic but creates a sneaky plan to steal even more godlike power and then uses that power to make an army of like 1 million guys so he still doesn't have to do any fighting himself
I will say this about Age of Imprisonment, I think it was in a bit too much of a rush to get to the War part of the Imprisoning War era, I was really kind of hoping there would have been more low-level buildup to see Ancient Hyrule proper
November 11, 2025 at 12:05 AM
I will say this about Age of Imprisonment, I think it was in a bit too much of a rush to get to the War part of the Imprisoning War era, I was really kind of hoping there would have been more low-level buildup to see Ancient Hyrule proper
it's so funny listening to the final boss theme now because I can't NOT hear Okabe's favorite heavy drumbeats going fucking nuts
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"
November 10, 2025 at 12:32 PM
it's so funny listening to the final boss theme now because I can't NOT hear Okabe's favorite heavy drumbeats going fucking nuts
anyway I like all of the weird randos they padded the roster with, I like how they all have simple, easily digestible personalities like "Zora who quietly crushes on Qia" or "Gerudo who really loudly crushes on Ardi" or "Goron who's frankly kind of racist"
November 10, 2025 at 8:30 AM
anyway I like all of the weird randos they padded the roster with, I like how they all have simple, easily digestible personalities like "Zora who quietly crushes on Qia" or "Gerudo who really loudly crushes on Ardi" or "Goron who's frankly kind of racist"
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"
November 10, 2025 at 7:41 AM
anyway the biggest twist of AoI was getting to the credits and going "KEIICHI OKABE WORKED ON THIS???"