When I'm trying to ingratiate myself to a new ally to further my sinister plan, but I can't help but make a little snipe about how your once proud culture dies with your family line and that's sooooooo embarrassing for you!!!! Not like me, a really cool and strong guy

truly he is ALL Power, NO Courage

there's a bit where he sees Rauru equipping his comrades with the stones and goes "HM! >:) SO HE'S TOO MUCH OF A COWARD TO FACE ME HIMSELF! >:)" while actively creating more dudes to fight for him
Sir you can solo literally this entire roster and you're making a bratty mothgirl to do it instead

give me an explorable hub area or give me death

I dunno, I saw some of the non-combat maps Three Hopes got and went "well why can't we have that"
I just wanna walk around the castle...... stop showing me Zelda castles I can't fucking walk around in!!!!!!! stop it!!!!! show me what the old towns looked like!!!!!!

I need a clean rip of that one flight mission fucking immediately, it's like something out of a Splatoon story mode level

(it shows, this game's soundtrack fucks)

[thinking realistically] I mean obviously they gotta save some stuff for the DLC packs

Ganondorf's weird horse thing from exactly one flashback cutscene in TotK shows up again, just for that cutscene again, and if you were hoping to learn anything about it, lol, lmao

the Heir to Hyrule coming home from studying abroad during the entire events of this and going "what the FUCK happened"

and then they kiss (this part rarely happens even though it basically always should)

[lying down] god I love Zelda
god I love Musou
god I love Zelda Musou

I was not looking forward to having to check a guide for that stuff again and they went "oh no, we got you"

not in a million years would I have guessed the wind sage looked like THAT behind his boring mask