LLBee
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As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
October 27, 2025 at 11:10 AM
As you go to work today to start another week, it may help to remember that Skeletor was often thwarted by his own inept henchman too
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[crime scene]
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
October 22, 2025 at 3:02 PM
[crime scene]
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
DETECTIVE: this picture has been cut into a thousand pieces
COP: why would they do that
DETECTIVE: *stroking chin* it’s a puzzle
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The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
October 16, 2025 at 7:30 PM
The hole in a guitar is traditionally used to store soft cheeses and dried meats which are fed to the drummer when he does a good job
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I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.
October 16, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I'm in HR again because I keep saying "the trash heap has spoken" everytime the boss ends team meetings.
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She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
October 16, 2025 at 10:21 PM
She died as she lived. Doing 5 things at once and none of them super well
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You may remember Kristene Chapa from my #Dateline episode ‘The Overlook.” She barely survived an attempted murder that killed her girlfriend. This year, Kristene’s family lost their home in a fire. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-c...
Donate to Help the Chapa Family Rebuild After Fire, organized by Grace Chapa
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September 28, 2025 at 4:58 PM
You may remember Kristene Chapa from my #Dateline episode ‘The Overlook.” She barely survived an attempted murder that killed her girlfriend. This year, Kristene’s family lost their home in a fire. www.gofundme.com/f/help-the-c...
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Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
September 27, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Ultimately, we're all looking for the same thing: a horse who solves crimes
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people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore
September 26, 2025 at 8:42 PM
people don’t have paintings with eye holes through which they might watch their unassuming guests anymore
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ginger ale is the champagne of soda
September 24, 2025 at 11:36 PM
ginger ale is the champagne of soda
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ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
September 24, 2025 at 10:52 PM
ME: do you know the french word for goodbye
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
WIFE: adieu
ME: what is it then
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Opening my Shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - The Taming of the Stew.
September 23, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Opening my Shakespeare themed restaurant tonight - The Taming of the Stew.
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I said I was into resting. Not interesting
September 2, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I said I was into resting. Not interesting
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Sometimes after you've been asleep for two days you realize it's been four days, not two.
September 21, 2025 at 1:59 PM
Sometimes after you've been asleep for two days you realize it's been four days, not two.
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in every home with more than one cat, there is one who wants nothing but to be left in peace, and one who is dedicated to making sure that never happens
September 20, 2025 at 3:55 AM
in every home with more than one cat, there is one who wants nothing but to be left in peace, and one who is dedicated to making sure that never happens
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Me, just messing about on the fringes of Bluesky
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Me, just messing about on the fringes of Bluesky
This unknown number docu needs WAY more anger than I am seeing 😡 #unknownnumber
September 20, 2025 at 5:47 AM
This unknown number docu needs WAY more anger than I am seeing 😡 #unknownnumber
My Left Peg #PirateTalkaMovieorShow
September 20, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My Left Peg #PirateTalkaMovieorShow
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Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret third kind of smart (not)
September 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Not book smart, not street smart, but a secret third kind of smart (not)
Ok but why is the AARP TikTok account so lit??
September 20, 2025 at 5:05 AM
Ok but why is the AARP TikTok account so lit??
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I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
September 19, 2025 at 12:30 PM
I wanted to get a video of this ghost crab but every time I got close to their hole they scuttled back in, so I tried getting clever with it. I made a little sandcastle and shoved my phone into it, hit record, and walked away. Crab was VERY suspicious of this addition to their environment.
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did i know the donut would make my tummy hort? yes
did i eat one anyway? also yes
did i eat one anyway? also yes
September 19, 2025 at 2:37 PM
did i know the donut would make my tummy hort? yes
did i eat one anyway? also yes
did i eat one anyway? also yes