itskivie.bsky.social
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After you help your boss convert a doc to PDF
November 22, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Mamdani: "New York will remain a city of immigrants, a city built by immigrants, powered by immigrants, and as of tonight, led by an immigrant."
November 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
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November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Claim: 10 cars rammed ICE
Truth: No cars rammed ICE

Claim: She boxed ICE in
Truth: ICE boxed her in

Claim: She shot a rifle at ICE
Truth: She did not have a rifle

Claim: ICE returned fire
Truth: Only ICE fired

Claim: She drove herself to the hospital
Truth: Paramedics found her
October 6, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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It’s 2037 and my microwave is prompting me to download the Hot Pocket Plus Pass for $9.99 a month
October 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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feels like we're living through some kind of cultural gas leak
October 1, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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what do you mean he was a grifter, they're all grifters. are you saying funerals don't usually have a number you can text to order merch
September 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
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Charlie Kirk wasn't from New York. He didn't live in New York. The shooting didn't happen in New York.

In July he Tweeted "Was just in NYC all weekend with our family. Never felt safe. So many people in the city who don’t belong."

Why did the New York Yankees have a moment of silence for him?
September 10, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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"How Are the Very Rich Feeling About New York’s Next Mayor?"

A Dramatic Reading of The Recent New York Times Dispatch from the Hamptons.

Presented by The Gilded Age's Morgan Spector.
September 8, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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happy labor day
September 1, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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August 22, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Loving how many people are making fun of Cuomo’s mayoral run
August 10, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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i’ve been spending my time going back to watch recent onion ONNs and rewatched this one and forgot how fucking funny this one is
July 18, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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July 17, 2025 at 1:46 PM
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June 26, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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Look for the helpers
June 20, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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New Yorkers scream out each officer’s lawsuits against them for excessive force and more upon their city, right to their faces while protesting.
June 13, 2025 at 6:00 PM
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If your boss tells you to lie to teachers, hide your identity, and steal 1st graders from their schools you have a bad job and an evil boss and you should say no
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”

They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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Yeah my job is pretty cool. My uniform is a tactical vest that’s two sizes too small and a gaiter I bought in a gas station. They send me to sneak into schools to kidnap little kids because people got mad about having to press 1 for English. The president had to warn everyone to stop spitting on me.
June 10, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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June 6, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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213 Killed In How Do You Pronounce That?
May 27, 2025 at 5:00 PM
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we have now swung around from police militarization (cops looking identical to soldiers) to police chuddification (cops looking like half-drunk proud boys in downtown Portland circa 2019)
May 23, 2025 at 5:03 AM