Kelly
@itaintquittin.bsky.social
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The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.
September 2, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The United States is the only place on earth where poor people shun unions, free healthcare, and free education because the rich tell them to.
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Gotta pick up some boxes of Apple Jack Offs, Great-Nuts and Alpha Male Bits
July 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Gotta pick up some boxes of Apple Jack Offs, Great-Nuts and Alpha Male Bits
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The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
July 14, 2025 at 4:20 AM
The year is 2025. Elmo is a Nazi. The president, also a Nazi, is being taken to task for his prolific history of child rape. The richest man in the world, also a Nazi, has released his chatbot which instructs people on how to break into people’s homes and rape them. The chatbot is also a Nazi.
When you’re crying, someone’s slicing onions. When you’re laughing, someone’s slicing Funyuns.
June 15, 2025 at 5:21 PM
When you’re crying, someone’s slicing onions. When you’re laughing, someone’s slicing Funyuns.
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I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
June 5, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I’m not sure if you can overdose on schadenfreude but we’re about to find out
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remember this morning? that was one month ago
June 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
remember this morning? that was one month ago
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He’s walked under a ladder
Told his wife to calm down
Saw a face in the sewer
And talked to the clown
He once finished a meal
And swam right away
He once met Chuck Norris
And pointed out the toupee
He’s taken expired Advil
And torn tags from a bed
He’s
Told his wife to calm down
Saw a face in the sewer
And talked to the clown
He once finished a meal
And swam right away
He once met Chuck Norris
And pointed out the toupee
He’s taken expired Advil
And torn tags from a bed
He’s
May 20, 2025 at 12:27 PM
He’s walked under a ladder
Told his wife to calm down
Saw a face in the sewer
And talked to the clown
He once finished a meal
And swam right away
He once met Chuck Norris
And pointed out the toupee
He’s taken expired Advil
And torn tags from a bed
He’s
Told his wife to calm down
Saw a face in the sewer
And talked to the clown
He once finished a meal
And swam right away
He once met Chuck Norris
And pointed out the toupee
He’s taken expired Advil
And torn tags from a bed
He’s
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i hope they remembered to save their game first
May 14, 2025 at 8:14 PM
i hope they remembered to save their game first
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the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
May 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
the 90s were a wild time. if i told you how many magazines there were you wouldnt even believe me
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I built a man a wheelchair ramp in Reno, just to watch him DEI
February 7, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I built a man a wheelchair ramp in Reno, just to watch him DEI
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This is where I post from.
March 13, 2025 at 1:57 AM
This is where I post from.
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Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic
March 12, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Always take a full course of antibiotics after hearing a Kid Rock song, even if you're asymptomatic
Spent 2 hours at a sorcery exhibit at a big fancy museum but I still couldn’t tell you which witch is which.
March 13, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Spent 2 hours at a sorcery exhibit at a big fancy museum but I still couldn’t tell you which witch is which.
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Cause of death: sneezing while driving
March 10, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Cause of death: sneezing while driving
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The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
March 11, 2025 at 1:49 AM
The existence of biscuits and Triscuits implies the existence of quadriscuits
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romance novels led me to believe I’d meet a lot more men while doing farm chores
March 9, 2025 at 5:05 PM
romance novels led me to believe I’d meet a lot more men while doing farm chores
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unfortunately due to crushing international tariffs the genie can only offer you two wishes from the lamp of desire
February 26, 2025 at 3:52 AM
unfortunately due to crushing international tariffs the genie can only offer you two wishes from the lamp of desire
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"I used to walk into a bookstore full of wonder. When I was a kid I'd say 'look at all this stuff I'm going to learn!' But as a grown up, I walk in there like, 'Look all this stuff I'm never going to know.' It's hard, man. It's hard to see your ignorance alphabetized." -Sheng Wang
January 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"I used to walk into a bookstore full of wonder. When I was a kid I'd say 'look at all this stuff I'm going to learn!' But as a grown up, I walk in there like, 'Look all this stuff I'm never going to know.' It's hard, man. It's hard to see your ignorance alphabetized." -Sheng Wang