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🔥Malfayan🦇 🇨🇦🦝
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Queer af 🌈 🏳️‍⚧️. AuDHD. Abortion doula/sex educator. Community care is everything (future nurse/midwife). Hobby Collector. BLM🇵🇸🇺🇦
🇮🇪 Is fearr Gaeilge bhriste, ná Béarla cliste.
Learning how to do it tired/scared.
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roses are red
big laughs are hearty
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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2026 Primary Woke Wave
November 5, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Starbucks is closing stores and cutting 900 jobs in a restructuring move.

1,100 jobs were slashed earlier this year.

Reminder that Starbucks’ CEO made 6,666x more than the company's median employee in 2024.

This was the widest CEO-to-Worker pay gap in the entire S&P 500.
September 25, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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September 1, 2025 at 4:12 AM
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Laboring on labor day.

Life of the service industry. 😞
September 1, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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“They didn’t have autism in my day,” claims man with thorough knowledge of the history of the Caledonian Railway
“They didn’t have autism in my day,” claims man with thorough knowledge of the history of the Caledonian Railway
Fredericton, New Brunswick - Despite decades of research, a Fredericton man says that autism didn’t exist in his day and that he would like to show us a replica map he created of the 1920 Caledonian R...
www.thebeaverton.com
August 27, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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This is so freaking incredible. Sometimes there are good things
August 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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Caturday
Baby Smelly Cat Stomps
August 23, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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Gonna kick back and spend the afternoon solving a hard-boiled period mystery on the holodeck. Sure there’s an ion storm going on, but it’s probably fine. I won’t be trapped in there or anything.
August 17, 2025 at 10:17 PM
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“Canadian government SHOCKED to discover horrible company it’s bailed out countless times before has gotten away with not paying employees for many, many years”

#cdnpoli
August 19, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Discussing how ridiculous Brian May is. Sure you can be an astrophysicist and work with NASA and also be in a good band but really is it necessary to do all that and also be in Queen
August 17, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Massive protests have broken out in Israel calling for Neyanyahu to step down, a deal to return the hostages, and to end the Gaza genocide.

300,000 protested in Tel Aviv, 2.5 million gathered around the country. #3E #FreePalestine
August 17, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Canada: “We are prepared to issue as many empty statements as necessary to stop this genocide”
Canada: "We are prepared to issue as many empty statements as necessary to stop this genocide"
OTTAWA – Two months after issuing one statement promising “concrete actions” if Israel did not stop intentionally starving Palestinians in Gaza, Canada has joined with 24 other nations to issue a new ...
thebeaverton.com
August 9, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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Background paintings by Sue Mondt for Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends (2004–2009), created by Craig McCracken, Cartoon Network Studios
August 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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despite everything, i still believe in the potential of humankind to create utopia. but it will require hard work, courage, and above all else extremely deep v-necks that go almost down to the dick
August 1, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Canada will formally recognize the State of Palestine during the United Nations General Assembly this September, Prime Minister Mark Carney announced. Calls for a two state solution, decries Israeli settlers and Hamas. #cdnpoli
July 30, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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Did anyone think Trump was serious about an August 1 trade deal with Canada? He has relentlessly attacked our nation.
He hit us with harder tariffs than any other country.
He has continually threatened our sovereignty.
Canada needs to know this guy cannot be trusted.
www.ctvnews.ca/world/trumps...
Trump says Canada backing statehood for Palestine makes it ‘very hard’ to negotiate U.S. trade deal
U.S. President Donald Trump says Canada backing statehood for Palestine makes it “very hard” for the United States to achieve a trade deal with its northern neighbour.
www.ctvnews.ca
July 31, 2025 at 11:03 AM
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Can’t wait to introduce bird-based storage into my backup system
July 28, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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I miss the days when these kind of headlines were the craziest I'd see in a week or month. It's a constant onslaught of awfulness now.
July 28, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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You are, without a doubt, the worst excavator operator that I’ve ever heard of.

Ah, but you have heard of me.
July 26, 2025 at 11:22 PM
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When are you going to impose a two-way arms embargo? Why is Canada still exporting weapons to a genocidal regime? How many more starving children children must Israel kill daily before you are driven to action? Was enabling genocide the winning argument that Carney sold you on to stay in politics?
July 25, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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Even if tons of food goes in, a lot of people are still going to die.

Once malnutrition and famine conditions set in, the body adapts to consuming its own muscles and fat.

If you give carbs too quickly, insulin gets secreted, crazy electrolyte shifts happen, and hearts just stop.
July 25, 2025 at 3:56 AM
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my people are in this thread
One like = one hideous freak of nature. A physical affront to god. A malformed abomination
July 24, 2025 at 1:10 AM