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"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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"I have never seen the AI Michael Caine, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the planet it helped destroy, and it was terrific."
November 11, 2025 at 6:29 PM
"I have never seen the AI Michael Caine, but by all accounts it was terrible. However, I have seen the planet it helped destroy, and it was terrific."
Moonraker is the quinessential bond film. it is a bond film turned up to 10.5 - a knowing parody of itself, which also works as the very thing it is parodying.
It is a HOOT, huge fun, and a perfect Bond Film.
And no, i will not be taking questions at this time.
It is a HOOT, huge fun, and a perfect Bond Film.
And no, i will not be taking questions at this time.
Solution: don’t give Bond an arc.
But have an ark instead.
Then you’re making Moonraker.
Problem solved.
But have an ark instead.
Then you’re making Moonraker.
Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Moonraker is the quinessential bond film. it is a bond film turned up to 10.5 - a knowing parody of itself, which also works as the very thing it is parodying.
It is a HOOT, huge fun, and a perfect Bond Film.
And no, i will not be taking questions at this time.
It is a HOOT, huge fun, and a perfect Bond Film.
And no, i will not be taking questions at this time.
"Yes, from the famous railway tram grinder's of Ausburg...."
"No, you wouldn't know them. They go to a different school. In Canada."
"No, you wouldn't know them. They go to a different school. In Canada."
"Augsburg?"
November 11, 2025 at 1:28 PM
"Yes, from the famous railway tram grinder's of Ausburg...."
"No, you wouldn't know them. They go to a different school. In Canada."
"No, you wouldn't know them. They go to a different school. In Canada."
This is worrying accurate.
Also will definitely be better than whatever Steven "now everyone in birmingham does peaky blinderz cosplay!" Knight will do.
AUDIENCE :How do we know this film is for grown ups?
BOND: *looks sad, strings play in the background*
Also will definitely be better than whatever Steven "now everyone in birmingham does peaky blinderz cosplay!" Knight will do.
AUDIENCE :How do we know this film is for grown ups?
BOND: *looks sad, strings play in the background*
Fine, I will write the next James Bond.
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
INT: SEX CASINO, NIGHT
BOND: Hello I am Bond James Bond my car goes NYOOM
CUT TO: ten minutes of a chase in a sports car
BOND: Also my watch is a special watch that makes ladies blouses see through
EXPLOSION
BOND: This film is for grown ups
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
This is worrying accurate.
Also will definitely be better than whatever Steven "now everyone in birmingham does peaky blinderz cosplay!" Knight will do.
AUDIENCE :How do we know this film is for grown ups?
BOND: *looks sad, strings play in the background*
Also will definitely be better than whatever Steven "now everyone in birmingham does peaky blinderz cosplay!" Knight will do.
AUDIENCE :How do we know this film is for grown ups?
BOND: *looks sad, strings play in the background*
... And sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is just a bloody awful human being, albeit one possessed with both iambic pentamer AND self pity.
"You think you are complicated, deep mystery to all
Well, it's taken me a while to see, you're not so special"
"You think you are complicated, deep mystery to all
Well, it's taken me a while to see, you're not so special"
sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is much funnier and better at expressing their pain than you are
November 11, 2025 at 12:49 PM
... And sometimes to read a book of poetry is to be reminded that another person is just a bloody awful human being, albeit one possessed with both iambic pentamer AND self pity.
"You think you are complicated, deep mystery to all
Well, it's taken me a while to see, you're not so special"
"You think you are complicated, deep mystery to all
Well, it's taken me a while to see, you're not so special"
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
The original architects model of the approved design of Liverpool Anglican from 1903.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The original architects model of the approved design of Liverpool Anglican from 1903.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
There's a simple way to write the next film;who else saw Bond die? No-one.
So they go down the OHMSS route, bringing in a new agent to assume the name of "Bond" as the name itself has a cachet in the spy world
Do it like Who Dares Wins - recruit him straight out of the SAS / SBS training camp.
So they go down the OHMSS route, bringing in a new agent to assume the name of "Bond" as the name itself has a cachet in the spy world
Do it like Who Dares Wins - recruit him straight out of the SAS / SBS training camp.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 10:46 AM
There's a simple way to write the next film;who else saw Bond die? No-one.
So they go down the OHMSS route, bringing in a new agent to assume the name of "Bond" as the name itself has a cachet in the spy world
Do it like Who Dares Wins - recruit him straight out of the SAS / SBS training camp.
So they go down the OHMSS route, bringing in a new agent to assume the name of "Bond" as the name itself has a cachet in the spy world
Do it like Who Dares Wins - recruit him straight out of the SAS / SBS training camp.
He's so much more than a monster of a man.
Part of me is convinced that the only reason to demolish the East wing was to ensure than no-one outside his cabal of acolytes is aware of how to access the PEOC bunker once he barricades himself in there after the 2028 election.
Part of me is convinced that the only reason to demolish the East wing was to ensure than no-one outside his cabal of acolytes is aware of how to access the PEOC bunker once he barricades himself in there after the 2028 election.
the hubris and arrogance of this monster of a man...if we could harness it, alone it would surpass all other natural resources.
Trump says he didn't really need to demolish the East Wing to build his fancy ballroom, but he just didn't like it and wanted it gone.
He also claimed he's built many many ballrooms and "This will be one of the greatest ballrooms in the world.”
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...
He also claimed he's built many many ballrooms and "This will be one of the greatest ballrooms in the world.”
www.mediaite.com/media/tv/tru...
November 11, 2025 at 10:42 AM
He's so much more than a monster of a man.
Part of me is convinced that the only reason to demolish the East wing was to ensure than no-one outside his cabal of acolytes is aware of how to access the PEOC bunker once he barricades himself in there after the 2028 election.
Part of me is convinced that the only reason to demolish the East wing was to ensure than no-one outside his cabal of acolytes is aware of how to access the PEOC bunker once he barricades himself in there after the 2028 election.
Some people couldn't be more wrong , and don't even realise it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Some people couldn't be more wrong , and don't even realise it.
Googled (my name) "Birmingham" just recently.
Now, i know there is another person of the same 1st name + surname elsewhere in Birmingham - one of their medical appointments was booked to me by mistake once, which I turned up too. Awks.
Having googled them, it appears they are well brexit. oops.
Now, i know there is another person of the same 1st name + surname elsewhere in Birmingham - one of their medical appointments was booked to me by mistake once, which I turned up too. Awks.
Having googled them, it appears they are well brexit. oops.
November 11, 2025 at 10:30 AM
Googled (my name) "Birmingham" just recently.
Now, i know there is another person of the same 1st name + surname elsewhere in Birmingham - one of their medical appointments was booked to me by mistake once, which I turned up too. Awks.
Having googled them, it appears they are well brexit. oops.
Now, i know there is another person of the same 1st name + surname elsewhere in Birmingham - one of their medical appointments was booked to me by mistake once, which I turned up too. Awks.
Having googled them, it appears they are well brexit. oops.
As band backdrops go, this is um... Awkward. Mostly because I'm not sure "Raging Peedo" is quite the message you want to get across . . .
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
As band backdrops go, this is um... Awkward. Mostly because I'm not sure "Raging Peedo" is quite the message you want to get across . . .
"In PARADISE LOST ... Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes"
If Hell follows with you wherever you go, maybe the problem isn't other people.
Maybe the problem is within you. And only you can fix it.
If Hell follows with you wherever you go, maybe the problem isn't other people.
Maybe the problem is within you. And only you can fix it.
there's a moment in PARADISE LOST where Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes. and i think about that when i see these awful rich men whose monstrous wealth has enriched them not at all
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 8:29 AM
"In PARADISE LOST ... Satan arrives in Eden and realizes Hell isn't a place; it's a thing he carries within him and it'll follow him wherever he goes"
If Hell follows with you wherever you go, maybe the problem isn't other people.
Maybe the problem is within you. And only you can fix it.
If Hell follows with you wherever you go, maybe the problem isn't other people.
Maybe the problem is within you. And only you can fix it.
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I'm not Black. I'm not Asian.
And I fear these flags. Because the thugs who put them up are the very worst of us.
And I fear these flags. Because the thugs who put them up are the very worst of us.
Oh look. There really are "no go areas" in England.
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
And they're marked by St George's flags
www.theguardian.com/society/2025...
NHS staff who visit patients at home say St George’s flags can mean ‘no-go zones’
Black and Asian staff left feeling ‘deliberately intimidated’, according to chief executive of one NHS trust
www.theguardian.com
November 11, 2025 at 8:20 AM
I'm not Black. I'm not Asian.
And I fear these flags. Because the thugs who put them up are the very worst of us.
And I fear these flags. Because the thugs who put them up are the very worst of us.
Stuff your million dollar suit mayors - Vote for this gal.
A lot of people have been calling me the
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social of Seattle. But where Zohran is charismatic, telegenic and stylish, I've spent my whole adult life looking pretty dumpy. To look more mayoral, I enlisted my friend Andrew Ashiofu, who took me to one of Seattle's premier boutiques.
November 11, 2025 at 6:57 AM
Stuff your million dollar suit mayors - Vote for this gal.
Southerly? Nah , its only my favourite era of the Pet Shop Boys
November 11, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Southerly? Nah , its only my favourite era of the Pet Shop Boys
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![Joyce Carol Oates quoting a tweet that says “wherever he [Elon Musk] goes, he wants to leave”:
"wherever he goes, he wants to leave"-- that's because when he gets there, he has brought his own self along; & whatever club he's invited to join has been devalued by the invitation.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:buy3qvqcj3o76leo6ap7pn2p/bafkreifilfbsxemfsambf4kqwolr24ld2ekqcrz4ybgv3bv7kzi5e6kppm@jpeg)
(From the not on this platform Coral)
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
(From the not on this platform Coral)
"And you can fly to the other side of the world
You know you'll only find
I've reserved the seat behind you
We can talk about old times
'Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you
I'm the one loves you best"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8co...
You know you'll only find
I've reserved the seat behind you
We can talk about old times
'Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you
I'm the one loves you best"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8co...
Uninvited Guest
YouTube video by Marillion - Topic
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 3:45 AM
"And you can fly to the other side of the world
You know you'll only find
I've reserved the seat behind you
We can talk about old times
'Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you
I'm the one loves you best"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8co...
You know you'll only find
I've reserved the seat behind you
We can talk about old times
'Cause I'm the one who knows what scares you
I'm the one loves you best"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=w8co...
Police Academy ; Mission To Moscow is a fascinating film.
This is not the same as "good". The vocal dubbing is terribly off-sync, but how this has got a Blu-Ray release when Solaris (2002) hasn't still baffles me.
This is not the same as "good". The vocal dubbing is terribly off-sync, but how this has got a Blu-Ray release when Solaris (2002) hasn't still baffles me.
November 11, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Police Academy ; Mission To Moscow is a fascinating film.
This is not the same as "good". The vocal dubbing is terribly off-sync, but how this has got a Blu-Ray release when Solaris (2002) hasn't still baffles me.
This is not the same as "good". The vocal dubbing is terribly off-sync, but how this has got a Blu-Ray release when Solaris (2002) hasn't still baffles me.
Spoiler: The guy shouting "I am a genius" whilst doing all the bad stuff is Elon Musk
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spoiler: The guy shouting "I am a genius" whilst doing all the bad stuff is Elon Musk
I've reached the "GIMME SOME REGGAE" part of Knockin' On Heavens Door, and ...
yeah, the world could do without that tbh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9G...
yeah, the world could do without that tbh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9G...
Axl Rose asks for some reggae for 8 minutes and 34 seconds
YouTube video by Aoaeao
www.youtube.com
November 11, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I've reached the "GIMME SOME REGGAE" part of Knockin' On Heavens Door, and ...
yeah, the world could do without that tbh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9G...
yeah, the world could do without that tbh.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=pl9G...