Graham Reed 🔞🦀 (Crab Verified)
@ipsumlorem.bsky.social
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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pro-trans rights. Crab Verified 2025-04-23
"Kind of Slime" - (Graham Linehan, 17.08.23)
aka On Her Majesty's Rail Replacement Bus Service . . .
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*DOES PHONE IN*
We've got an Eliot Fletcher on the line ....
"Why are you so fucking crap?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfK...
We've got an Eliot Fletcher on the line ....
"Why are you so fucking crap?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfK...
November 11, 2025 at 11:37 PM
*DOES PHONE IN*
We've got an Eliot Fletcher on the line ....
"Why are you so fucking crap?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfK...
We've got an Eliot Fletcher on the line ....
"Why are you so fucking crap?"
www.youtube.com/watch?v=6bfK...
"We've got a Donald here of Washington, who'd like to swap a badly written letter of complaint for a billion dollars...."
November 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
"We've got a Donald here of Washington, who'd like to swap a badly written letter of complaint for a billion dollars...."
"We've got a Donald here of Washington, who'd like to swap a badly written letter of complaint for a billion dollars...."
November 11, 2025 at 11:26 PM
"We've got a Donald here of Washington, who'd like to swap a badly written letter of complaint for a billion dollars...."
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat...
I stath therefore i am.
I stath therefore i am.
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 PM
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat...
I stath therefore i am.
I stath therefore i am.
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
November 11, 2025 at 12:14 PM
CRANK 2 : HIGH VOLTAGE has entered the chat.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
Or as the STATH himself said in Spy."I used a defibrillator... on myself!" . Which would be less amusing if it hadn't actually happened in Casino Royale.
The original architects model of the approved design of Liverpool Anglican from 1903.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
November 11, 2025 at 11:15 AM
The original architects model of the approved design of Liverpool Anglican from 1903.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
It looks very very different in reality - somewhere along the way they changed it to just one tower, but imagine how even more immense it would have been. What a behemoth.
As band backdrops go, this is um... Awkward. Mostly because I'm not sure "Raging Peedo" is quite the message you want to get across . . .
November 11, 2025 at 8:40 AM
As band backdrops go, this is um... Awkward. Mostly because I'm not sure "Raging Peedo" is quite the message you want to get across . . .
Wait Wait Wait, you forgot to pick on Parlogram guy on YouTube and his beatles zealotology!
"In the beginning God created the John, Paul, George & Peter Best. The earth was formless & empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep - Pete was cast out as Satan, for Ringo was here.." etc.etc.
"In the beginning God created the John, Paul, George & Peter Best. The earth was formless & empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep - Pete was cast out as Satan, for Ringo was here.." etc.etc.
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Wait Wait Wait, you forgot to pick on Parlogram guy on YouTube and his beatles zealotology!
"In the beginning God created the John, Paul, George & Peter Best. The earth was formless & empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep - Pete was cast out as Satan, for Ringo was here.." etc.etc.
"In the beginning God created the John, Paul, George & Peter Best. The earth was formless & empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep - Pete was cast out as Satan, for Ringo was here.." etc.etc.
(From the not on this platform Coral)
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 AM
(From the not on this platform Coral)
Spoiler: The guy shouting "I am a genius" whilst doing all the bad stuff is Elon Musk
November 11, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Spoiler: The guy shouting "I am a genius" whilst doing all the bad stuff is Elon Musk
I don't know. Maybe I should get the manager?
November 11, 2025 at 12:15 AM
I don't know. Maybe I should get the manager?
What, too soon?
November 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
What, too soon?
Walking Through the kitchen, and not even volunteering to do the washing up to help out?
How incredibly RUDE of them. So Selfish.
How incredibly RUDE of them. So Selfish.
November 10, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Walking Through the kitchen, and not even volunteering to do the washing up to help out?
How incredibly RUDE of them. So Selfish.
How incredibly RUDE of them. So Selfish.
Aye, otherwise you'll be seeing the Tweets In The Attic
November 10, 2025 at 8:02 AM
Aye, otherwise you'll be seeing the Tweets In The Attic
I'm not saying this mysteriously appeared after the most spectacular meteorite shower England has ever seen, but I'm also not saying it didn't.....
November 10, 2025 at 6:45 AM
I'm not saying this mysteriously appeared after the most spectacular meteorite shower England has ever seen, but I'm also not saying it didn't.....
And there I was thinking "the police are getting younger everyday", until we discovered in fact, he wasn't Police after all.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
November 9, 2025 at 3:24 PM
And there I was thinking "the police are getting younger everyday", until we discovered in fact, he wasn't Police after all.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
And there I was thinking "the police are getting younger everyday", until we discovered in fact, he wasn't Police after all.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
November 9, 2025 at 2:17 PM
And there I was thinking "the police are getting younger everyday", until we discovered in fact, he wasn't Police after all.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
<insert = scooby-doo.jpg> etc.etc.
What its Like Watching my Dad on Social Media, 2025.
November 9, 2025 at 6:41 AM
What its Like Watching my Dad on Social Media, 2025.
Politicans ; "AI Is going to boost productivity and SUPERCHARGE our economy!"
Also Politicians : (after AI chucks everyone out of their jobs)
"Why are so many young people unable to get jobs?"
Doh
Also Politicians : (after AI chucks everyone out of their jobs)
"Why are so many young people unable to get jobs?"
Doh
November 9, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Politicans ; "AI Is going to boost productivity and SUPERCHARGE our economy!"
Also Politicians : (after AI chucks everyone out of their jobs)
"Why are so many young people unable to get jobs?"
Doh
Also Politicians : (after AI chucks everyone out of their jobs)
"Why are so many young people unable to get jobs?"
Doh
Shadow banned? Nah. I can see you.
*shines light at you*
*shines light at you*
November 8, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Shadow banned? Nah. I can see you.
*shines light at you*
*shines light at you*
There's a good reason why I don't do Movember.
Can you guess what it is?
Can you guess what it is?
November 8, 2025 at 4:31 AM
There's a good reason why I don't do Movember.
Can you guess what it is?
Can you guess what it is?
Its' the least wonderful time of year....
November 7, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Its' the least wonderful time of year....