Mandia
@iowamealaska.bsky.social
Me:¯\_(ツ)_/¯🥜Soccer watching, book reading, bitmoji using, gif dropping, random tweeting, laughing lady. If you're a writer or a poet I want to follow you!
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Mandia
@iowamealaska.bsky.social
· Nov 16
I’m new here. I’ve missed my former, fellow twitterers. Working on finding them again.
Something in my algorithm on Twitter/X has changed drastically in the last week. My feed was usually filled with Blue/Democratic centered posts. Now it is leaning Red. Really red! This was never a problem for me before. 😒 But why?
November 19, 2024 at 2:04 PM
Something in my algorithm on Twitter/X has changed drastically in the last week. My feed was usually filled with Blue/Democratic centered posts. Now it is leaning Red. Really red! This was never a problem for me before. 😒 But why?
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JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
July 3, 2023 at 2:16 PM
JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?
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[santa right now] jesus christ we’re going to have to double our coal production
November 11, 2024 at 10:44 PM
[santa right now] jesus christ we’re going to have to double our coal production
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cop: know why I pulled you over?
fortune teller: well let’s just see (flips over tarot card that shows a skeleton in a car doing 52 in a 35) ah frick
fortune teller: well let’s just see (flips over tarot card that shows a skeleton in a car doing 52 in a 35) ah frick
May 26, 2023 at 7:25 PM
cop: know why I pulled you over?
fortune teller: well let’s just see (flips over tarot card that shows a skeleton in a car doing 52 in a 35) ah frick
fortune teller: well let’s just see (flips over tarot card that shows a skeleton in a car doing 52 in a 35) ah frick
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It’s so weird to be able to scroll and see posts I actually WANT to like.
November 12, 2024 at 11:30 PM
It’s so weird to be able to scroll and see posts I actually WANT to like.
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Folks be leaving Twitter like...
a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .
ALT: a man in a trench coat is walking on a soccer field in front of a stadium .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2024 at 1:44 AM
Folks be leaving Twitter like...
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birthday princess ✨
May 25, 2024 at 12:40 PM
birthday princess ✨
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I think I can answer this one. A signed book was physically touched by the author and contains their DNA. Thus it can be used to cast spells summoning them and commanding them to perform some task. Thanks to my signed first edition of White Noise, Don DeLillo has been cleaning my toilets since 1993.
I think it's proper demented that people pay more money for signed editions of books. I can understand why people might want to get ME to sign something if they meet me at a reading, but why you'd shell out an extra however much to have a scribble on the inside of something is bonkers.
January 2, 2024 at 7:19 PM
I think I can answer this one. A signed book was physically touched by the author and contains their DNA. Thus it can be used to cast spells summoning them and commanding them to perform some task. Thanks to my signed first edition of White Noise, Don DeLillo has been cleaning my toilets since 1993.
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I am really tired of hearing true crime stories where people say "it was a place where nobody locked their doors" and the crime occurred anytime after 1980.
Lock your doors.
God. Damn.
Lock your doors.
God. Damn.
January 2, 2024 at 11:11 PM
I am really tired of hearing true crime stories where people say "it was a place where nobody locked their doors" and the crime occurred anytime after 1980.
Lock your doors.
God. Damn.
Lock your doors.
God. Damn.
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I watched The Simpsons for a solid 15 years, and now there is more episodes that I haven't seen than those that I have.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
January 2, 2024 at 6:28 AM
I watched The Simpsons for a solid 15 years, and now there is more episodes that I haven't seen than those that I have.
Let that sink in.
Let that sink in.
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I don't have enough power for all this responsibility
December 17, 2023 at 6:33 PM
I don't have enough power for all this responsibility
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rat gofundme: we are hoping to raise 10,000 cheese
December 18, 2023 at 1:57 AM
rat gofundme: we are hoping to raise 10,000 cheese
It is so refreshing to come over hear and read funny, artistic and candid little blips from you all. Thank you. 🧡
December 18, 2023 at 5:21 AM
It is so refreshing to come over hear and read funny, artistic and candid little blips from you all. Thank you. 🧡
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It's not healthy to take pictures of yourself every day.
December 18, 2023 at 5:12 AM
It's not healthy to take pictures of yourself every day.
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But I don't wanna go back to real life.
December 15, 2023 at 6:36 PM
But I don't wanna go back to real life.
Took Lionel to pick out our first Christmas Tree together tonight. I no sooner get it all set up and he’s curled up underneath. No coaching required. He is literally that cute and excited about it.
🥰🌲🐶
🥰🌲🐶
November 23, 2023 at 5:48 AM
Took Lionel to pick out our first Christmas Tree together tonight. I no sooner get it all set up and he’s curled up underneath. No coaching required. He is literally that cute and excited about it.
🥰🌲🐶
🥰🌲🐶
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Being unable to recreate this high is why we all have depression.
November 18, 2023 at 1:53 PM
Being unable to recreate this high is why we all have depression.
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When someone says "just sayin" I walk away and say "just walkin"
November 18, 2023 at 1:48 PM
When someone says "just sayin" I walk away and say "just walkin"
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[eating cereal for dinner] it's 9am somewhere
November 18, 2023 at 9:17 PM
[eating cereal for dinner] it's 9am somewhere
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Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
November 19, 2023 at 2:29 PM
Ask your doctor if socializing and human interaction is right for you.
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Whatever accent, "fuck" is always understandable.
November 18, 2023 at 8:09 PM
Whatever accent, "fuck" is always understandable.
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Kitty inspiration: Some 20th Century artists and their cats
November 18, 2023 at 8:30 PM
Kitty inspiration: Some 20th Century artists and their cats