Making a frosting this morning before work so i sat on the cream cheese on the seat warmer in the car like a hen on an egg
December 11, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Making a frosting this morning before work so i sat on the cream cheese on the seat warmer in the car like a hen on an egg
Wow @michaelhobbes.bsky.social carrying @theoceanblooms.bsky.social ‘s love of James Cameron. Obsessed.
December 10, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Wow @michaelhobbes.bsky.social carrying @theoceanblooms.bsky.social ‘s love of James Cameron. Obsessed.
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I’m sorry but the ocean is not a serious place
The Tasselled Wobbegong is a master of disguise that can eat a fish almost as big as itself in one gulp. It's classified as a shark, but when it lays on the sea floor it looks like a harmless rug if you manage to see it. But with powerful jaws and sharp teeth they are no fish to mess with.
December 8, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I’m sorry but the ocean is not a serious place
Girl we can’t even agree to ban guns from schools, let them have their chips.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Girl we can’t even agree to ban guns from schools, let them have their chips.
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Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
December 7, 2025 at 12:13 AM
Forget strangling baby Hitler when I get a Time Machine I’m drone striking an early PayPal board meeting
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I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
December 1, 2025 at 6:48 PM
I received an "F" on my dental school paper for writing "the tooth fairy takes 'em while you sleep" and now I'm suing the school for religious discrimination
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I have become incredibly radicalized against gambling
Fuckin people watching Netflix making prop bets on what minute of the episode we’re first gonna see Vecna. People betting on whether it’s gonna be a Toyotathon commercial or an Activia commercial. Just a little QR code in the bottom corner of every show asking you to bet on everything.
December 4, 2025 at 10:18 PM
I have become incredibly radicalized against gambling
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I finally got around to reading this. You should read it too.
"We are exporting the very labor of teaching and learning—the slow work of wrestling with ideas, the enduring of discomfort, doubt and confusion, the struggle of finding one’s own voice."
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
"We are exporting the very labor of teaching and learning—the slow work of wrestling with ideas, the enduring of discomfort, doubt and confusion, the struggle of finding one’s own voice."
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
AI is Destroying the University and Learning Itself
Students use AI to write papers, professors use AI to grade them, degrees become meaningless, and tech companies make fortunes. Welcome to the death of higher education.
www.currentaffairs.org
December 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
I finally got around to reading this. You should read it too.
"We are exporting the very labor of teaching and learning—the slow work of wrestling with ideas, the enduring of discomfort, doubt and confusion, the struggle of finding one’s own voice."
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
"We are exporting the very labor of teaching and learning—the slow work of wrestling with ideas, the enduring of discomfort, doubt and confusion, the struggle of finding one’s own voice."
www.currentaffairs.org/news/ai-is-d...
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They should do MyChart Wrapped
December 3, 2025 at 10:13 PM
They should do MyChart Wrapped
Walt Disney’s multiplane camera shaking in its boots
Whoa that’s amazing!
A book from the 19th century that depicts the Rhine Valley by creating an impression of three-dimensionality and spatial distance.
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
@MasayukiTsuda2 #globalmuseum #books #travel #19thcentury
December 3, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Walt Disney’s multiplane camera shaking in its boots
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Not to be sincere on main but helping students truly makes me so happy.
December 3, 2025 at 2:53 PM
Not to be sincere on main but helping students truly makes me so happy.
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could someone please do an edit of Max levitating off the ground but instead of listening to Kate Bush she’s listening to us talk about the guy fucking the horse
Streets are saying If Books Could Kill is the Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 of podcasts
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
www.vulture.com/article/cult...
December 2, 2025 at 5:51 PM
could someone please do an edit of Max levitating off the ground but instead of listening to Kate Bush she’s listening to us talk about the guy fucking the horse
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when you think of a snappy comeback 18 months after you lose an argument.
November 25, 2025 at 1:56 PM
when you think of a snappy comeback 18 months after you lose an argument.
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we the people. and that's who I am for.
November 25, 2025 at 2:19 PM
we the people. and that's who I am for.
I have a lot of nuanced opinions on this but since it’s NYT I’m gonna assume they are just helping this administration tear down what’s left of public education with anecdotes and nonsense nostalgia
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
I have a lot of nuanced opinions on this but since it’s NYT I’m gonna assume they are just helping this administration tear down what’s left of public education with anecdotes and nonsense nostalgia
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The entire debate about whether Democrats should moderate or focus on economic vs identity issues is moot if the media is just going to report that they're doing SJW Shit irregardless
November 23, 2025 at 4:09 PM
The entire debate about whether Democrats should moderate or focus on economic vs identity issues is moot if the media is just going to report that they're doing SJW Shit irregardless
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A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
Raskin: We are a big tent. We must be a huge, vast tent. I say this is a party that’s got room for Marjorie Taylor Greene if she wants to come over.
November 17, 2025 at 1:37 PM
A party that couldn't endorse Mamdani. . . has room for Marjorie Taylor Greene
The party can burn in hell
The party can burn in hell
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Mackenzie Scott is committed to giving most of her money away, and I can tell because she don’t even get new headshots.
November 17, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Mackenzie Scott is committed to giving most of her money away, and I can tell because she don’t even get new headshots.
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At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
November 17, 2025 at 8:08 PM
At least the 2008 crash was about a bet that housing would never decline. The next one will be about betting that six companies who sell each other magic beans would never decline
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There is no batshit far-right idea that the NYT's "reasonable" conservatives will not launder into polite discourse.
November 17, 2025 at 8:06 PM
There is no batshit far-right idea that the NYT's "reasonable" conservatives will not launder into polite discourse.
Yay! I got into grad school!
Boo! I have to go to grad school!
Boo! I have to go to grad school!
November 17, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Yay! I got into grad school!
Boo! I have to go to grad school!
Boo! I have to go to grad school!
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The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
Every time Covid and learning loss hits the news, people act like the only factor is folk staying home and learning online, rather than… Living through a global mass death event.
November 14, 2025 at 10:03 PM
The weirdest thing about this discourse is that states with shorter school closures have the same amount of learning loss! I keep waiting for all the punditry on this to catch up with basic facts
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Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man.
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
This Is How The World Works
Epstein, and the violence we all live with
open.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Wrote about Epstein, the misogynistic culture that protected him, and the banality of evil when it comes to harming women and children. He was not a unique man.
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...
open.substack.com/pub/houseofm...