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Crystal
@inmystripesera.bsky.social
Aspiring HGTV host
Girl we can’t even agree to ban guns from schools, let them have their chips.
December 8, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I have a lot of nuanced opinions on this but since it’s NYT I’m gonna assume they are just helping this administration tear down what’s left of public education with anecdotes and nonsense nostalgia
November 25, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Affiliate marketing has started to take on a triangle shape…
October 31, 2025 at 2:15 AM
What in the Mormon
September 20, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Can’t believe I saw a based torbo tweet in the WILD! @michaelhobbes.bsky.social @yrfatfriend.bsky.social

Also wow based take 😑🙄
September 10, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Really want this to be good because of the Mary Blair vibes
August 30, 2025 at 6:44 PM
First day of classes so I forgot to take my own college kid’s pic for her first day of class….because students. They were everywhere. I saw so many. They’re so excited for the new school year. Me too.
August 26, 2025 at 12:48 AM
It does have a screw top lid
June 23, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Listened to this dude blather on a pod and just……
April 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Did you guys know anthropology is selling a Mormon baptismal jumpsuit
March 28, 2025 at 4:04 AM
World’s okayest mom
February 13, 2025 at 6:08 PM
My event is gonna bring every student in the school out I just know it
February 11, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Just the worst motherfuckers on the planet
February 3, 2025 at 3:36 PM
You just blew my mind. Oh. OHHHHHHHHHH.
January 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
this is Peanut!!! She fell asleep in the crook of my arm and really enjoys BHDM!
January 22, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Sick and feverish again. I was sick three weeks ago but okay sure universe, why not
January 21, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Who cares how unflattering this pic is of me, look at my cat!!!!!!!
December 4, 2024 at 5:39 PM
Rare moment when I say I’m glad I’m alive to see this
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Bro is avoiding gnarly info coming out by….being nominated for AG
November 14, 2024 at 4:43 PM
Unironically love fb marketplace
May 30, 2024 at 1:27 AM
This ken’s job is just bleed
August 1, 2023 at 2:43 AM
Me too, bud, me too
July 5, 2023 at 11:36 PM