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guy who fiercely anticipated Trump's speech because he thought the US was invading Venezuela only to realize he's been duped into just another campaign speech and has to come to terms with his disappointment
December 18, 2025 at 2:26 AM
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are there actually any billionaires who fuck off to live on the aegean sea where they drink fine wine with beautiful women on a yacht all day or do literally all of them spend all day broiling their brains in groupchats with each other
December 17, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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December 17, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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showing up to his funeral Westboro style with big signs and megaphones
December 16, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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need to coin a slur for VC backed "restaurants" like Wonder that pack a dozen brands of fake restaurant into a ghost kitchen and pump out AI generated reviews and bad discount codes to juice their awful business. mealslop is too literal
December 15, 2025 at 2:13 PM
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You have got to be kidding me
December 15, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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New Knives Out was good but there is something funny about how Hollywood always wants to depict Catholicism for the aesthetics and drama but somehow ends up doing American evangelicalism with Goth characteristics. Like *how* exactly is a catholic priest inheriting a church from his grandad
December 15, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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this is the New Yorker rocky road to dublin www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzcd...
"Holiday Party (I Did A Little Cocaine Tonight)" - Co-op (Original Cast Album) Soundtrack
YouTube video by Lakeshore Records
www.youtube.com
December 15, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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we live in the most high surveillence state in history, companies like palantir exist to know everything about us, and they still can’t do anything. kind of astounding how often this has happened under trumps 2nd term
BREAKING: Authorities will release the person of interest in the Brown University shooting, officials said, as the investigation continues.
Live updates: Person of interest identified after 2 killed and 9 injured at Brown University
Live updates: 2 dead, 9 wounded in Brown University shooting; person of interest in custody
nbcnews.to
December 15, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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Speaking ill of Rob Reiner, now that should cost you your job
December 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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He's also responsible for raising all the money that paid for bringing Hollingsworth v. Perry & even more importantly Bostic v. Schaefer, which created the circuit split that forced SCOTUS to take on Obergefell v. Hodges. The role he played in American marriage equality cannot be overstated.
The cultural impact of Rob Reiner cannot be understated. Legend isn't big enough a word. It goes to 11. You can't handle the truth. As you wish. I'll have what she's having. I'm your number one fan. You guys wanna see a dead body? The very idea of a bucket list. The West Wing.

All from his movies.
December 15, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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We staffed the entire FBI with guys who only make memes and podcasts, hope that doesn't affect our ability to respond to major crimes
December 15, 2025 at 5:52 AM
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every new headline is pretty much not great
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 AM
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"sons of bitches" and "armed thugs" were used on the record to refer to ICE by a pickup-driving deer-hunting white male machine Democrat in the NJ legislature lol
December 15, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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your average Democratic voter thinks ICE is a bunch of vile thugs who deserve ostracism and public trials but the higher you climb the ranks of the party the less agreement you find with that entry-level liberal/left commitment and by the time you get to DC it's gone entirely
December 15, 2025 at 1:06 AM
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it's coming from the top, too, because a good number of loyal machine cogs have unrestrained contempt for ICE; based on what I've heard, the (watered-down) slate of anti-ICE bills in the NJ legislature are moving because leadership accepted that their rank-and-file legislators wanted to do something
I think it's really cool that we have democratic leadership that is largely silent about this issue. A leadership that believes making a "tsk tsk" press release once every month counts as a form of political opposition while otherwise dropping the issue in its entirety.
An ICE Air flight carried migrants from Alexandria, LA, to the US Naval Base at Guantánamo Bay today—the first migrants held at GTMO since October 17.
December 15, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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blue state party machinery: quick. everybody is watching us. let's commit some crimes and praise Trump in really weird ways
red state party machinery: welcome to our Christmas Mayoral Struggle Session
Wow: Harris County Democratic officials voted Sunday 186 to 80 to bar Houston Mayor John Whitmire from seeking the party's endorsement over his handling of ICE and appearing at a fundraiser for Rep. Dan Crenshaw (R-Tx)

Story by @fbugenhagen.bsky.social:

www.chron.com/politics/art...
Democrats cut off Whitmire over ICE support and GOP alignment
On Sunday night, Harris County Democrats moved to approve a resolution barring Houston Mayor John Whitmire from future party endorsements.
www.chron.com
December 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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(final thought as i'm swiftly slain by a band of ninja assassins) kind of a crazy amount of ninjas to hire for this
September 29, 2025 at 1:02 PM
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Please stop sending highly-skilled assassins to murder me. It's mean and it hurts my feelings
December 14, 2025 at 2:15 AM
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Williamsburg cops on Sunday discovered a corpse in a car with banned tinted windows parked illegally at a fire hydrant for reportedly one week roughly 600 feet from the 90th Precinct stationhouse — a gruesome reminder of the NYPD's failure to enforce basic parking rules near their own command posts.
NYPD Finds Mysterious Corpse in Car With Illegal Tints Parked at a Hydrant Near Stationhouse - Streetsblog New York City
Williamsburg cops on Sunday discovered the corpse of a 61-year-old man in a car that had been parked at a fire hydrant for a week roughly 600 feet from the front door of the 90th Precinct — a dramatic...
nyc.streetsblog.org
December 9, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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pointing out it should just be "Talking Headers" when every player in the field simultaneously slide tackles into and explodes my shins
DEVELOPING: Zohran Mamdani’s recreation soccer team was called the Talking Headers.
December 13, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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i was working at the dracula factory, late one night
December 13, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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insanely good thing to say when you enter a room
December 13, 2025 at 9:04 AM
...you can find Blu Ray players at goodwill these days (sure you might need to buy a remote off ebay for ~$10 but still)
A (quite) young movie lover said to me recently, "Not everybody can afford a DVD player," and I said "How much do you think a DVD player costs?"

He said, "I don't know, like $500?"

Those of us who advocate physical media are maybe not doing the best job of messaging.
December 13, 2025 at 8:39 AM