Shay
@indicasky.bsky.social
I enjoy long walks while staring at my phone and playing in oncoming traffic.
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Welp, fresh mozzarella didn’t fix me. Now I’m outta ideas.
June 8, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Welp, fresh mozzarella didn’t fix me. Now I’m outta ideas.
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If he doesn’t aim right for her third eye is it even love?
June 14, 2025 at 6:47 PM
If he doesn’t aim right for her third eye is it even love?
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Can you die from insomnia? I sure hope so
June 19, 2025 at 4:21 AM
Can you die from insomnia? I sure hope so
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The olives stay on - one on each fingertip - during sex.
May 3, 2025 at 2:55 PM
The olives stay on - one on each fingertip - during sex.
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Grimace is coming over tonight, we’re gonna watch Golden Girls season 1 and bob for ham chunks.
January 19, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Grimace is coming over tonight, we’re gonna watch Golden Girls season 1 and bob for ham chunks.
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i'm trying to fall apart without disturbing anyone
December 3, 2023 at 2:31 AM
i'm trying to fall apart without disturbing anyone
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You all really need to step up your game. I'm not laughing that hard, and I don't want to be responsible for my own happiness
November 29, 2023 at 12:17 PM
You all really need to step up your game. I'm not laughing that hard, and I don't want to be responsible for my own happiness
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That's right baby, I'm on Android, I'm from the wrong side of the tracks, I'm dangerous
November 29, 2023 at 1:18 AM
That's right baby, I'm on Android, I'm from the wrong side of the tracks, I'm dangerous
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love that people use the same avi and name so it makes it easier to remember who was a fucking twat at the other place
October 16, 2023 at 8:01 PM
love that people use the same avi and name so it makes it easier to remember who was a fucking twat at the other place
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Aliens just watching us like how we used to watch Springer
October 9, 2023 at 10:26 PM
Aliens just watching us like how we used to watch Springer
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It can be hard to tell who is your friend and who talks to you out of morbid curiosity.
October 6, 2023 at 3:40 AM
It can be hard to tell who is your friend and who talks to you out of morbid curiosity.
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The only downside of coming to Bluesky is that I won't know when the people I hated on Twitter die.
September 29, 2023 at 3:17 PM
The only downside of coming to Bluesky is that I won't know when the people I hated on Twitter die.
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Boss: You look a little off today.
Me: I probably shouldn’t have done all that ketamine this morning.
Me: I probably shouldn’t have done all that ketamine this morning.
September 29, 2023 at 4:39 PM
Boss: You look a little off today.
Me: I probably shouldn’t have done all that ketamine this morning.
Me: I probably shouldn’t have done all that ketamine this morning.
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Bring Your Anxiety to Work Day
September 22, 2023 at 1:34 PM
Bring Your Anxiety to Work Day
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*travels back in time to create a better story to obsess over
September 18, 2023 at 12:48 PM
*travels back in time to create a better story to obsess over
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Do you ever feel like just walking into the woods?
September 23, 2023 at 4:31 AM
Do you ever feel like just walking into the woods?
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Is it a virus or just my old pal depression again? Stay tuned for more fun times with middle age.
September 21, 2023 at 7:14 PM
Is it a virus or just my old pal depression again? Stay tuned for more fun times with middle age.