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NoHomers
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On the outside looking in.

PNW
Pinned
All any of us have ever wanted is people who love us and people who get us
This is my platform. I can say anything. I try to be responsible with that power.

Ooooooogaaaaahhh.
Boooooogaaaaahhh.

Kyahhhhhhh. Karate chop.

Choo, choo
Chooo.

Hamburger. Hamburgers!!

I feel better now. Carry on.

Toyota. Toyota Corolla.
February 8, 2026 at 1:40 PM
I feel like I'm taking crazy pills with the suggestion we need to treat LLMs the way we'd treat our fellow humans. Like people's brains are being warped. I'm seeing this nonsense on Bluesky.
February 8, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Gravy boat, watch out for that wave! (Pours gravy into mouth)
February 8, 2026 at 2:46 AM
My Solve! mode more or less now gives you everything the real NYT Connections has, albeit not nearly as polished (somewhat on purpose, hoping I don't get contacted by NYT lawyers). Plus solve actual future puzzles (they publish roughly a month in advance)!
connectionsplayground.com
Connections Playground
connectionsplayground.com
February 7, 2026 at 8:33 PM
Reposted by NoHomers
February 1, 2026 at 12:31 AM
Give yourself some grace today

It's hard to navigate these times and you're doing the best you can
February 7, 2026 at 1:42 PM
Reposted by NoHomers
The Globalization of Canadian Rage

Countries are moving away from the US & looking towards #Canada

The West is feeling its betrayal turn into rage. The world is waking up to both its vulnerability & its value. But better late than never: We’re all Canadian now.

www.nytimes.com/2026/02/06/o...
Opinion | The Globalization of Canadian Rage
www.nytimes.com
February 6, 2026 at 10:36 PM
If I had to choose between being loved and being respected, I would choose to be happy I at least got one of them
February 6, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Monday, what an asshole
Tuesday, Christ, what a putz
Wednesday, goddamn it why Republicans?
Thursday, absolute piece of shit
Friday, most racist motherfucker ever

... and so on
February 6, 2026 at 8:09 PM
The Gordon Gecko speech about greed except its about beans.
February 6, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Not happy but imho Newsom is trying to get support of the not-totally-batshit (only mostly) billionaire class, and that and name recognition will probably propel him into the White House. Hell even a lot of Republicans, politicians and voters, will correctly see him as a less extreme Republican.
February 6, 2026 at 7:39 PM
This checks out. Amazing.
God toiled for 7 days. 7 days of the week. 7 cardinal sins. 7 dragon balls. 7 seasons in a year. "Seven" contains seven letters. "Letter" contains twelve. 12 disciples of the Christ. 12 tribes of Israel. 12 founding countries of Europe. The human body contains 12 vital organs. 12/7=3. 3+7=9=God.
February 6, 2026 at 4:31 PM
Reposted by NoHomers
Every time.

It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines.

futurism.com/advanced-tra...
It Turns Out Waymos Are Being Controlled by Workers in the Philippines
During a Congressional hearing, Waymo's chief safety officer, Mauricio Peña, was grilled over the company's reliance on overseas workers.
futurism.com
February 6, 2026 at 4:13 PM
The crowd goes silent
A shadowy figure emerges
I hear someone whisper
"It's the turtle shaman"
February 6, 2026 at 8:10 AM
In the end, Schumer and Jeffries will settle on an agreement where ICE pinky swears to try not to murder anyone unless they really feel like it.
February 6, 2026 at 7:05 AM
Old Portland
February 6, 2026 at 5:19 AM
Our country started going down the tubes when they failed to prosecute those selling jalapenos that weren't even hot.
February 6, 2026 at 2:56 AM
Do you remember where you were when I asked you to remember where you were?
February 6, 2026 at 2:52 AM
You can't just say cheese sauce and expect me to magically appear. That's not how it works. I'm in the bath I'll be there in 5 minutes.
February 6, 2026 at 2:51 AM
I made this as a one-off joke for my libertarian/fellow NYT Connections friend and now I'm getting an earful on the merits of both tonsils and billionaires.
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
My official position on orgies in Santa Fe is whatever floats your boat. If I'm in Santa Fe I'm probably more into culinary hedonism myself though.
February 5, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Capturing this as an action item and will circle back later when things are shovel-ready
February 5, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Tie Israel funding to abolishing ICE, Schumer could figure this shit out real quick.
February 5, 2026 at 8:15 PM
February 5, 2026 at 5:47 PM