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· Oct 19
All any of us have ever wanted is people who love us and people who get us
Every Republican on every channel: I'm not aware of that news but I do know Trump is great
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Every Republican on every channel: I'm not aware of that news but I do know Trump is great
Murdering defenseless fishermen is about the least masculine thing I can imagine. It is cowardly, it is weak, and it is dishonorable.
December 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Murdering defenseless fishermen is about the least masculine thing I can imagine. It is cowardly, it is weak, and it is dishonorable.
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Who has made this 🤣
December 7, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Who has made this 🤣
The older people in your life are the ones that are likely to be fooled by the realistic AI videos coming out now. Take the time to let them know what's up.
December 7, 2025 at 1:57 PM
The older people in your life are the ones that are likely to be fooled by the realistic AI videos coming out now. Take the time to let them know what's up.
The toxic male discourse has now become "due process is unmanly." This is of course pushed by the Thiels of the world who want autocracies.
We have to squash it, definitively, right now.
We have to squash it, definitively, right now.
December 7, 2025 at 1:32 PM
The toxic male discourse has now become "due process is unmanly." This is of course pushed by the Thiels of the world who want autocracies.
We have to squash it, definitively, right now.
We have to squash it, definitively, right now.
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Get a load of this. 😆
December 5, 2025 at 1:35 PM
Get a load of this. 😆
Not now, I'm eating ice cream
December 7, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Not now, I'm eating ice cream
How do I know if my sex doll is pregnant or just has an air bubble?
December 7, 2025 at 8:15 AM
How do I know if my sex doll is pregnant or just has an air bubble?
So we just drift along in this dystopia posting about it?
I'm disillusioned. Is *anything* actually getting better?
I'm disillusioned. Is *anything* actually getting better?
December 6, 2025 at 11:32 PM
So we just drift along in this dystopia posting about it?
I'm disillusioned. Is *anything* actually getting better?
I'm disillusioned. Is *anything* actually getting better?
(Pulling a Cheez-It from the box)
I'm honored to accept this first annual Cheez-It peace prize (chomp)
I'm honored to accept this first annual Cheez-It peace prize (chomp)
December 6, 2025 at 4:06 PM
(Pulling a Cheez-It from the box)
I'm honored to accept this first annual Cheez-It peace prize (chomp)
I'm honored to accept this first annual Cheez-It peace prize (chomp)
demented president getting a crackerjack box peace prize
dept of "war" murdering fishermen like it's a video game
bizarro days
dept of "war" murdering fishermen like it's a video game
bizarro days
December 6, 2025 at 5:14 AM
demented president getting a crackerjack box peace prize
dept of "war" murdering fishermen like it's a video game
bizarro days
dept of "war" murdering fishermen like it's a video game
bizarro days
Pronouncing the G in Genghis like I pronounce the g in gif
December 5, 2025 at 8:50 PM
Pronouncing the G in Genghis like I pronounce the g in gif
Next year will almost certainly see the next generation of weight loss medication, which is currently named retatrutide, be approved. As Mounjaro was to Ozempic, there's every reason to believe retatrutide will be the new king over Mounjaro (tirzepatide).
These are life-changing medications.
These are life-changing medications.
I don't think we're fully prepared for the retatrutide trial data. Here's a participant from Triumph 3 which is the shorter CVOT trial they ran
"I just finished TRIUMPH 3 (cut short from 104 wks to 88 wks). Lost 37% of body weight, off all BP meds, and reduced cholesterol and thyroid meds"
"I just finished TRIUMPH 3 (cut short from 104 wks to 88 wks). Lost 37% of body weight, off all BP meds, and reduced cholesterol and thyroid meds"
December 5, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Next year will almost certainly see the next generation of weight loss medication, which is currently named retatrutide, be approved. As Mounjaro was to Ozempic, there's every reason to believe retatrutide will be the new king over Mounjaro (tirzepatide).
These are life-changing medications.
These are life-changing medications.
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HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
December 4, 2025 at 7:36 PM
HBO Max putting out a remastered version of this post where you can see the friends
Love this so much and also I can't stop laughing. She's awesome!
My queen ~Halle Berry Draws Gasps for Saying Gavin Newsom Is 'Devaluing' Women and 'Shouldn't Be Our Next President' Moments Before He Comes on Stage
people.com/halle-berry-...
people.com/halle-berry-...
Halle Berry Draws Gasps for Saying Gavin Newsom Is 'Devaluing' Women and 'Shouldn't Be Our Next President' Moments Before He Comes on Stage
Halle Berry criticized Gavin Newsom for 'devaluing' women and said he 'shouldn't be our next president' moments before he took the stage at 'The New York Times' DealBook Summit.
people.com
December 4, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Love this so much and also I can't stop laughing. She's awesome!
I bet God could solve a Rubik's Cube in like 4 seconds
December 4, 2025 at 8:48 AM
I bet God could solve a Rubik's Cube in like 4 seconds
Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
December 4, 2025 at 5:17 AM
Greek Diners should be called Greecey Spoons
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[deleting "eat shit and die," taking a deep breath, and starting over] "as we previously discussed,"
December 3, 2025 at 3:17 PM
[deleting "eat shit and die," taking a deep breath, and starting over] "as we previously discussed,"
Just had a difficult conversation with the smartest dog in the world. He kept saying they have a similar expression in dog language, "son of human female," but that it's a compliment.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Just had a difficult conversation with the smartest dog in the world. He kept saying they have a similar expression in dog language, "son of human female," but that it's a compliment.
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Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
December 3, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Current US Policy:
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
If you’re suspected of trafficking a small amount of drugs with no evidence, we will murder you, but if you’re convicted of trafficking an enormous amount of drugs with copious evidence, we will pardon you. Because we are currently a very stupid country.
Wait. Back up. The encryption isn't my question. Why does a toilet need a camera?
Your ass may end up on pornhub. Watch out!
‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
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‘End-to-end encrypted’ smart toilet camera is not actually end-to-end encrypted | TechCrunch
Kohler, the makers of a smart toilet camera, can access customers' data stored on its servers, and can use customers’ bowl pictures to train AI.
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December 3, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Wait. Back up. The encryption isn't my question. Why does a toilet need a camera?
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Dang it Volvo. Why'd ya have to go and make the perfect car? Probably gonna have to buy this next year.
www.volvocars.com
December 3, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Dang it Volvo. Why'd ya have to go and make the perfect car? Probably gonna have to buy this next year.
(Stranger bursts into my home)
Stranger: Your most cherished memories are implants! You are a replicant! You need to get out of here right now.
Me: So you're not the pizza delivery guy? Where's the pizza delivery guy?
Stranger: Your most cherished memories are implants! You are a replicant! You need to get out of here right now.
Me: So you're not the pizza delivery guy? Where's the pizza delivery guy?
December 3, 2025 at 10:10 PM
(Stranger bursts into my home)
Stranger: Your most cherished memories are implants! You are a replicant! You need to get out of here right now.
Me: So you're not the pizza delivery guy? Where's the pizza delivery guy?
Stranger: Your most cherished memories are implants! You are a replicant! You need to get out of here right now.
Me: So you're not the pizza delivery guy? Where's the pizza delivery guy?
(Phone rings when I'm not expecting a call)
What the hell? Goddamnit.
What the hell? Goddamnit.
December 3, 2025 at 9:13 PM
(Phone rings when I'm not expecting a call)
What the hell? Goddamnit.
What the hell? Goddamnit.