Jim
@crazyjim.bsky.social
Part time Artist & Type Designer, full time homosexual. Opinions my own because that’s how opinions work. 🏳️🌈
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Jim
@crazyjim.bsky.social
· Jan 30
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Alt: But Wait, There’s More! GIF
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Every time I open the news about this administration, there’s always some new low but the I realize…
Leopards eating people’s faces???
In this economy???
In this economy???
December 30, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Leopards eating people’s faces???
In this economy???
In this economy???
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DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
December 29, 2025 at 10:30 PM
DOJ Removes All Mentions Of Justice From Website https://theonion.com/doj-removes-all-mentions-of-justice-from-website/
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Me (who actually has an MFA): “Eh…. I’m just worried my paintings aren’t developed enough to post online.”
Other people: “I’m going to spend money to advertise these…”
Other people: “I’m going to spend money to advertise these…”
December 29, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Me (who actually has an MFA): “Eh…. I’m just worried my paintings aren’t developed enough to post online.”
Other people: “I’m going to spend money to advertise these…”
Other people: “I’m going to spend money to advertise these…”
Well that was exciting.
December 29, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Well that was exciting.
Happy Let’s-Get-A-Camera-Shoved-Up-Our-Ass Day to all who celebrate!
And by “all” I mean me.
And by “celebrate” I mean…
And by “all” I mean me.
And by “celebrate” I mean…
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December 29, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Happy Let’s-Get-A-Camera-Shoved-Up-Our-Ass Day to all who celebrate!
And by “all” I mean me.
And by “celebrate” I mean…
And by “all” I mean me.
And by “celebrate” I mean…
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Ariana Grande has broken the record for the highest monthly listeners peak for a female artist on Spotify (126.817 million).
December 26, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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The biggest danger to American Jews over the last couple of decades have been right-wing Jews who somehow thought that aligning themselves with “pro-” Christofascists wasn’t going to bring them to precisely this moment. www.jta.org/2025/12/23/p...
Ben Shapiro is mounting a last stand against right-wing antisemitism. It’s not going well. - Jewish Telegraphic Agency
Megyn Kelly said Shapiro, not Tucker Carlson, is inflaming antisemitism.
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December 26, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The biggest danger to American Jews over the last couple of decades have been right-wing Jews who somehow thought that aligning themselves with “pro-” Christofascists wasn’t going to bring them to precisely this moment. www.jta.org/2025/12/23/p...
I absolutely love this Christmas special. It’s kinda messy and was done live but Judy was in great form and Liza was phenomenal.
youtu.be/hDsxZWvxZ6E?...
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The Judy Garland Christmas Show (1963) #judygarland
YouTube video by Judy Garland Forever
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December 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
I absolutely love this Christmas special. It’s kinda messy and was done live but Judy was in great form and Liza was phenomenal.
youtu.be/hDsxZWvxZ6E?...
youtu.be/hDsxZWvxZ6E?...
“Cheese all through the bitch…”
December 25, 2025 at 4:16 PM
“Cheese all through the bitch…”
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For better or (mostly) for worse, 2025 is almost over.
For all the human creatives out there, artists, writers, musicians, dancers, choreographers, and so many more, thank you for your perseverance and courage.
Happy to announce: ETCH (Ethnical Technology and Computing for Humanity), a nonprofit.
For all the human creatives out there, artists, writers, musicians, dancers, choreographers, and so many more, thank you for your perseverance and courage.
Happy to announce: ETCH (Ethnical Technology and Computing for Humanity), a nonprofit.
December 25, 2025 at 4:11 AM
For better or (mostly) for worse, 2025 is almost over.
For all the human creatives out there, artists, writers, musicians, dancers, choreographers, and so many more, thank you for your perseverance and courage.
Happy to announce: ETCH (Ethnical Technology and Computing for Humanity), a nonprofit.
For all the human creatives out there, artists, writers, musicians, dancers, choreographers, and so many more, thank you for your perseverance and courage.
Happy to announce: ETCH (Ethnical Technology and Computing for Humanity), a nonprofit.
Mike: I’m so glad my family was really making an effort to be welcoming and include you in everything tonight.
Me: Yeah… that was fucking unnerving. I had no idea how to respond to that. What the hell is wrong with them all.
Me: Yeah… that was fucking unnerving. I had no idea how to respond to that. What the hell is wrong with them all.
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December 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Mike: I’m so glad my family was really making an effort to be welcoming and include you in everything tonight.
Me: Yeah… that was fucking unnerving. I had no idea how to respond to that. What the hell is wrong with them all.
Me: Yeah… that was fucking unnerving. I had no idea how to respond to that. What the hell is wrong with them all.
Because we don’t use the word “parson” in America, I always (and still to this day) hear the lyric as: “… then pretend that he is PARSE AND BROWN.”
As I kid I was always confused because… WHAT THE FUCK DOES PARSE MEAN AND WHY IS THE SNOWMAN BROWN???
As I kid I was always confused because… WHAT THE FUCK DOES PARSE MEAN AND WHY IS THE SNOWMAN BROWN???
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December 24, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Because we don’t use the word “parson” in America, I always (and still to this day) hear the lyric as: “… then pretend that he is PARSE AND BROWN.”
As I kid I was always confused because… WHAT THE FUCK DOES PARSE MEAN AND WHY IS THE SNOWMAN BROWN???
As I kid I was always confused because… WHAT THE FUCK DOES PARSE MEAN AND WHY IS THE SNOWMAN BROWN???
Happy Christmas Eve! 🇮🇹
December 24, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Happy Christmas Eve! 🇮🇹
Also: Yes, I have a super faggy voice that I hate.
How did you guess?
How did you guess?
A voice reveal? In this economy?
December 24, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Also: Yes, I have a super faggy voice that I hate.
How did you guess?
How did you guess?
A voice reveal? In this economy?
December 24, 2025 at 2:23 AM
A voice reveal? In this economy?
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3,000+ cheese grater hats have been sold after the Bears shredded the Packers. It's "a Christmas miracle" for the hat company. blockclubchi.co/4pKqxB2
December 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
3,000+ cheese grater hats have been sold after the Bears shredded the Packers. It's "a Christmas miracle" for the hat company. blockclubchi.co/4pKqxB2
Seriously. Best to treat them like rattlesnakes and keep a distance.
December 23, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Seriously. Best to treat them like rattlesnakes and keep a distance.
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The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
December 23, 2025 at 1:28 AM
The full spiked 60 Minutes CECOT package, clean & subtitled. 1/5
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Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
December 18, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Russia has no plans to invade:
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
Moldova.
Ok. But not Georgia
Ok but not Ukraine.
Ok, Just Crimea
Ok, just Crimea & part of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk
Ok, Just Crimea & all of Donetsk, Kherson, Luhansk & Zaporizhzhia
Ok, all of Ukraine
But Russia won't attack EU
I know SO SO SO many people who have gone no contact with one or more parents / immediate family / extended family.
Personally, I have limited contact with my own family.
There are REASONS why people do this and anyone who does it has reached the end and a breaking point.
Personally, I have limited contact with my own family.
There are REASONS why people do this and anyone who does it has reached the end and a breaking point.
December 22, 2025 at 12:07 AM
I know SO SO SO many people who have gone no contact with one or more parents / immediate family / extended family.
Personally, I have limited contact with my own family.
There are REASONS why people do this and anyone who does it has reached the end and a breaking point.
Personally, I have limited contact with my own family.
There are REASONS why people do this and anyone who does it has reached the end and a breaking point.