Becca
@shitbirdbumtrinket.bsky.social
I will hike up this sand dune for one White Claw and a hot dog
June 13, 2024 at 2:53 AM
I will hike up this sand dune for one White Claw and a hot dog
my dad let me watch his Dirty Dancing VHS from Columbia House three times before he finally said, "I don't think this is a movie for kids."
June 7, 2024 at 8:03 PM
my dad let me watch his Dirty Dancing VHS from Columbia House three times before he finally said, "I don't think this is a movie for kids."
It's just the worst case scenario lullaby
June 7, 2024 at 7:42 PM
It's just the worst case scenario lullaby
Singing along to Feelin' Alright
Or making it by under pink moonlight
Or making it by under pink moonlight
June 7, 2024 at 7:24 PM
Singing along to Feelin' Alright
Or making it by under pink moonlight
Or making it by under pink moonlight
coming over to clog up all your toilets
June 5, 2024 at 3:00 AM
coming over to clog up all your toilets
the only shorts available for middle aged women look like pantaloons
June 5, 2024 at 2:58 AM
the only shorts available for middle aged women look like pantaloons
this was unexpected
June 5, 2024 at 12:08 AM
this was unexpected
joined Bluesky to remind you of Jodie Foster films you forgot existed
May 31, 2024 at 2:55 AM
joined Bluesky to remind you of Jodie Foster films you forgot existed
I want the confidence of people who film tiktoks in public
May 31, 2024 at 2:46 AM
I want the confidence of people who film tiktoks in public
my cousin Charlene wants to know if you're single
May 31, 2024 at 2:42 AM
my cousin Charlene wants to know if you're single
I made some fish tacos today but they just ignored them and swam away
May 29, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I made some fish tacos today but they just ignored them and swam away
it all starts with timing
May 27, 2024 at 4:59 AM
it all starts with timing
🎶if you like pina coladas
and getting punched in the face 🎶
and getting punched in the face 🎶
May 27, 2024 at 4:19 AM
🎶if you like pina coladas
and getting punched in the face 🎶
and getting punched in the face 🎶
mentally I'm at a Chi Chi's enjoying a chicken chajita
May 27, 2024 at 12:12 AM
mentally I'm at a Chi Chi's enjoying a chicken chajita
attempting to thread a needle for the past hour and a half
May 26, 2024 at 11:48 PM
attempting to thread a needle for the past hour and a half
making a skirt for under my kitchen sink because thug life
May 26, 2024 at 11:43 PM
making a skirt for under my kitchen sink because thug life
if you don't want to watch High Tension and throw bologna at each other stop reposting me
May 26, 2024 at 8:15 AM
if you don't want to watch High Tension and throw bologna at each other stop reposting me
they're opening up the harbor in Baltimore for swimming if anyone is interested in growing a third eye
May 26, 2024 at 7:00 AM
they're opening up the harbor in Baltimore for swimming if anyone is interested in growing a third eye
did I ever tell you about the time I was 14 and a june bug got sucked into my ear while I was riding down the road in my mom's Geo Metro?
yes, it's still there
thanks for asking
yes, it's still there
thanks for asking
May 26, 2024 at 6:58 AM
did I ever tell you about the time I was 14 and a june bug got sucked into my ear while I was riding down the road in my mom's Geo Metro?
yes, it's still there
thanks for asking
yes, it's still there
thanks for asking