Impending Misfortune
@imp-misfortune.bsky.social
Reconstructed Liberal. Rust Belter, but been all over. 老外老师。
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This is a really good description of the modal Trump voter in my experience. They did it. They can't believe it is a big deal. How dare you judge them for it
November 17, 2025 at 3:16 PM
This is a really good description of the modal Trump voter in my experience. They did it. They can't believe it is a big deal. How dare you judge them for it
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One way it underscores how little we know about what is going on with the President's health is that Trump is likely using "MRI" in these gaggles like your (grand)parents used "Nintendo," in that he is likely receiving completely different intensive scans, but just throwing them in the "MRI" bucket.
November 15, 2025 at 7:50 PM
One way it underscores how little we know about what is going on with the President's health is that Trump is likely using "MRI" in these gaggles like your (grand)parents used "Nintendo," in that he is likely receiving completely different intensive scans, but just throwing them in the "MRI" bucket.
In college in the Aughts, I rescued a humor book from the library's free table that just a bunch of 'memes' from the 60's.
And I use that word deliberately because when I was first paging through it at the table, I exclaimed louder than I should have in a library "Oh my god, it's full of memes!"
And I use that word deliberately because when I was first paging through it at the table, I exclaimed louder than I should have in a library "Oh my god, it's full of memes!"
November 15, 2025 at 12:34 AM
In college in the Aughts, I rescued a humor book from the library's free table that just a bunch of 'memes' from the 60's.
And I use that word deliberately because when I was first paging through it at the table, I exclaimed louder than I should have in a library "Oh my god, it's full of memes!"
And I use that word deliberately because when I was first paging through it at the table, I exclaimed louder than I should have in a library "Oh my god, it's full of memes!"
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From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
Oh wow @reuters.com got the photo here:
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
From this minister's op-ed: "People wanting to experience God are more likely to meet the Divine trying to shut down the Broadview, Illinois, ICE facility than we ever were in church...God does not live in our houses of worship, but...with those who are bearing the brunt of cruelty in this moment."
This is just another type of 'Paradox brain.'
"As long as we choose the right traits without being saddled with the wrong flaws at Character Creation, then our candidates can't lose"
"As long as we choose the right traits without being saddled with the wrong flaws at Character Creation, then our candidates can't lose"
November 14, 2025 at 4:16 PM
This is just another type of 'Paradox brain.'
"As long as we choose the right traits without being saddled with the wrong flaws at Character Creation, then our candidates can't lose"
"As long as we choose the right traits without being saddled with the wrong flaws at Character Creation, then our candidates can't lose"
The Ken Burns effect is no different from Subway Surfers split screens. send skeet
November 14, 2025 at 3:41 AM
The Ken Burns effect is no different from Subway Surfers split screens. send skeet
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Update: the assembled cardinals have issued a (effective) rebuke at the behest of the pope
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”
Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”
November 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Update: the assembled cardinals have issued a (effective) rebuke at the behest of the pope
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The world's most obvious ozempic patient has thoughts on you using medications.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 AM
The world's most obvious ozempic patient has thoughts on you using medications.
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“It’s all true.”
November 12, 2025 at 8:58 PM
“It’s all true.”
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We need to hammer into the Good at Math guys that they are much easier to replace with a foreigner than the Good at Words people.
Part of the issue is that Good at Words people are generally inclined to accept that people are all different ways and to think that’s just fine. Good at Math people have been allowed too much room to think that only they have the thoughts that matter.
November 12, 2025 at 2:24 AM
We need to hammer into the Good at Math guys that they are much easier to replace with a foreigner than the Good at Words people.
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I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…
November 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’m not taking any politician seriously unless they have energy that comes somewhere close to this…
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ruby rhod’s Controversies wiki page gotta be long as hell
This is what future celebrities were supposed to be, not politics streamers
November 8, 2025 at 7:42 PM
ruby rhod’s Controversies wiki page gotta be long as hell
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Never thought I'd bear witness to the real life version of a HoI4 player clicking "justify war goal" on a random foreign country's diplomacy page
Trump says we are preparing to invade Nigeria. Apparently that’s what voters said they wanted in the exit polls. Trump: “We’re going to do things to Nigeria that Nigeria’s not gonna be happy about. Guns-a-blazin!”
November 6, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Never thought I'd bear witness to the real life version of a HoI4 player clicking "justify war goal" on a random foreign country's diplomacy page
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this may actually be good but the perfect parody/satire of Downton Abbey is, of course, Gosford Park, written some years before Downton Abbey *by the same person.*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrZ...
Fackham Hall - Official Red Band Trailer (2025) Damian Lewis
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November 5, 2025 at 8:52 PM
this may actually be good but the perfect parody/satire of Downton Abbey is, of course, Gosford Park, written some years before Downton Abbey *by the same person.*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrZ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWrZ...
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IT'S TIME TO LIB OUT
I think we should be making more edits
November 5, 2025 at 2:58 AM
IT'S TIME TO LIB OUT
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mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
November 5, 2025 at 1:43 AM
mine eyes? seeing the glory.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
the vintage where the grapes of wrath are stored? trampled.
the faithful lighting of his terrible swift sword? buddy, you better believe that's loosed.
Why did they yassify Vigo the Carpathian?
i am deeply confused about what this tv show is going to be www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/f...
FX’s ’The Shards’ Adds Jordan Roth to Cast (Exclusive)
The adaptation of Bret Easton Ellis’ novel comes from Ryan Murphy Productions.
www.hollywoodreporter.com
November 3, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Why did they yassify Vigo the Carpathian?
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I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”
Chicago Auxiliary Bishop José María Garcia-Maldonado at ICE detention facility: “Being here is an act of holiness…soon we will seek access to the facility to bring the Eucharist to our brothers and sisters; if they say no again, we will keep praying.”
November 1, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I can’t believe we’re back to medieval level conflicts like “local authorities deny catholic prisoners the Eucharist, bishop arrives, Papal sanction may follow”
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Jake Tapper would have driven to the White House with a gun if Biden had said this
O'DONNELL: Why did you pardon Changpeng Zhao?
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
TRUMP: Are you ready? I don't know who he is
O'DONNELL: His crypto exchange Binance helped facilitate a $2b purchase of World Liberty Financial's stablecoin. And they you pardoned him.
TRUMP: Here's the thing -- I know nothing about it
November 3, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Jake Tapper would have driven to the White House with a gun if Biden had said this
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Apologies, I entered a fugue state and this was the result, but I do feel like this could be an evergreen reaction to a particular category of @sharonk.bsky.social 's posts.
October 31, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Apologies, I entered a fugue state and this was the result, but I do feel like this could be an evergreen reaction to a particular category of @sharonk.bsky.social 's posts.
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It’s Halloween post your Worfs in jeans
October 31, 2024 at 4:46 PM
It’s Halloween post your Worfs in jeans
Will he be thrice presented so that he may thrice refuse?
South Korea to award Trump its highest medal, gift him a golden crown reut.rs/4hxKWpL
South Korea to award Trump its highest medal, gift him a golden crown
South Korea will welcome U.S. President Donald Trump on Wednesday with a replica gold crown and award him with the "Grand Order of Mugunghwa", the country's highest decoration, the presidential office said.
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October 29, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Will he be thrice presented so that he may thrice refuse?
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The 90s XENA/X-FILES/BUFFY era, literal monster-of-the-week WITCHER would have absolutely whipped
Netflix had dumped untold millions of dollars into Witcher stuff over the years and has yet to give me a show where a Witcher goes on new adventures in the countryside every week. Not one.
October 28, 2025 at 8:45 PM
The 90s XENA/X-FILES/BUFFY era, literal monster-of-the-week WITCHER would have absolutely whipped