Imaginary Thomas and the No Such Things
@imaginarythomas.com
Dust Shepherd, Game Designer, Illustrator, Writer, Animator?
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www.imaginarythomas.com
https://imaginarythomas.itch.io
==NO SUCH THING: DO NOT OBSERVE==
www.imaginarythomas.com
https://imaginarythomas.itch.io
Pinned
My wife and kids went up to a cabin with the in laws for a few nights. I had to work so I stayed home to watch the dog. That gave me the nights free to do as I wished for the first time in years so naturally I turned a piece of wood I found on the ground into a tiny wizards tower!
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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Imagine going through life like this
November 26, 2025 at 5:30 AM
Imagine going through life like this
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I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
November 26, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I think if Canada wants to have a strong cultural identity we need to go back to doing what we're best at, making the weirdest fucking TV shows you've ever seen
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www.tiny-gaming.net/posts/dog-wi... -> DOG WITCH is a weirdo little game. An essence of roguelike dekbuilders, stripped of pretense, loaded with wacky nonsense, and aiming to be a respite for genre veterans. As well as a great starting point for beginners.
#indiegames
#indiegames
November 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
www.tiny-gaming.net/posts/dog-wi... -> DOG WITCH is a weirdo little game. An essence of roguelike dekbuilders, stripped of pretense, loaded with wacky nonsense, and aiming to be a respite for genre veterans. As well as a great starting point for beginners.
#indiegames
#indiegames
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Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 AM
Use only ONE piece of art to convince folks to follow you :3
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I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
November 24, 2025 at 12:17 PM
I tested a machine learning model designed to detect NSFW content. It marked this image as unsafe, because of Tim Allen's breasts (marked in blue) and my hand-penis (marked in green)
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Slugblaster forever
November 22, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Slugblaster forever
Can you imagine the most unfunny person you know pointing their phone at people at a party and laughing hysterically when it says some milquetoast, grade 7 level "roasts" about them like one of those key chains that make 5 different fart sounds?
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Can you imagine the most unfunny person you know pointing their phone at people at a party and laughing hysterically when it says some milquetoast, grade 7 level "roasts" about them like one of those key chains that make 5 different fart sounds?
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I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
November 23, 2025 at 4:13 AM
I heard there was a Cohen song,
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
And all the Christians got it wrong,
But you don’t really get the meaning do ya?
‘Cause you see its about getting laid,
It’s sex, and love, and Jewish faith,
But all the gentiles heard was “hallelujah!”
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Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
Autism support group revealed to be front for underground D&D ring
A support group for autistic people has revealed itself to be nothing more than a front for a sickening underground Dungeons and Dragons ring, it has been reported. A local chapter of the ‘Little…
thedailytism.com
November 22, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Group leader Robert Noot, 34, who calls himself the ‘Dungeon Master’, said: “The police broke down my door and seized all my miniatures! What am I supposed to do without my hand-painted wizards and burly orcish barbarians? Speak to other people? About what?”
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it's great how much of our interaction with AI is just figuring out how to make it go away.
Oh wait! Figured out how to get rid of the garbage Gemini button in Chrome:
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
- Right-click
- Unpin
Gone!
November 22, 2025 at 1:59 PM
it's great how much of our interaction with AI is just figuring out how to make it go away.
So I guess we're all just cool about the opening lines of Piano Man describing some dude fucking his gin and tonic
November 21, 2025 at 11:46 PM
So I guess we're all just cool about the opening lines of Piano Man describing some dude fucking his gin and tonic
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Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --
November 20, 2025 at 2:28 AM
Some advice from a couple of years ago that I still think most creative people need to hear --
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Folks are going to start holding on to older, perpetually licensed, AI free software like those fridges and radios from the 1950s that stubbornly continue to work to this day because the alternative is just so utterly useless and wasteful.
November 20, 2025 at 7:51 PM
Folks are going to start holding on to older, perpetually licensed, AI free software like those fridges and radios from the 1950s that stubbornly continue to work to this day because the alternative is just so utterly useless and wasteful.
Just slap a cover on it can call it my biography
November 20, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Just slap a cover on it can call it my biography
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J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
November 19, 2025 at 5:56 PM
J6er Jake Lang got punched yesterday in Dearborn, Michigan during his anti-Muslim march.
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oh no not This .
November 18, 2025 at 2:48 PM
oh no not This .
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If I was 100, I’d sit perfectly still for a long time
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
At almost 100, Dick Van Dyke won't sit still — and is eying one more big role
Ahead of his 100th birthday, the legendary actor reflects on his life and movies and his secret to longevity.
www.nbcnews.com
November 19, 2025 at 5:15 AM
If I was 100, I’d sit perfectly still for a long time