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Dust Shepherd, Unreliable Narrator, Game Designer, Illustrator, Writer, Animator?

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My wife and kids went up to a cabin with the in laws for a few nights. I had to work so I stayed home to watch the dog. That gave me the nights free to do as I wished for the first time in years so naturally I turned a piece of wood I found on the ground into a tiny wizards tower!
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February 16, 2026 at 8:56 PM
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In honor of Lunar New Year, one of my all-time favorite maps:

How dumplings spread around the world

(tl;dr: It was largely, though not exclusively, the Mongol invasions!)
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 PM
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I don’t know who needs to hear Jesse Jackson leading the kids on Sesame Street in this beautiful call-and-response reminding them that every child is somebody, but here it is
February 17, 2026 at 11:41 AM
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logging on
February 17, 2026 at 2:12 PM
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Sometimes you come across something online that perfectly describes one of your core obsessions, even though you hadn't realised it was one
This style of light doesn't really appear in animation anymore. You know it when you see it -- it's bright, hot and almost dangerous.

Our new issue explores the tricks behind it, and how one artist has revived the look for the digital age: animationobsessive.substack.com/p/dangerous-...
February 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
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Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, the camera matrix-style swings 180 degrees making clear what kind of move I was trying to do]
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause

What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 1:05 PM
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the Black Panthers were right
February 15, 2026 at 5:47 PM
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Where were you on February 9, 2021, when you first saw this peak pandemic video?
Filter turns lawyer into cat during Zoom hearing
YouTube video by Associated Press
youtu.be
February 15, 2026 at 1:39 PM
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A special Valentine gift for me would be to check out GUN NOSE and support it's Kickstarter!!!

KS: www.kickstarter.com/projects/add...

youtu.be/0R9F4NLPI_U?...
GUN NOSE - Official Kickstarter Trailer
YouTube video by Addy Valentine
youtu.be
February 14, 2026 at 5:12 PM
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February 14, 2026 at 11:19 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Sugar is sweet
February 15, 2026 at 3:25 AM
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Another example of why I feel no shame in my "I know AI but I won't cheerlead it" position:

www.reddit.com/r/analytics/...
From the analytics community on Reddit
Explore this post and more from the analytics community
www.reddit.com
February 14, 2026 at 10:26 PM
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Game & Watch screens when you first put the batteries in:
Really photo editing here by Hector Vivas of Getty Images. Composite of the women's snowboard halfpipe final, depicting all the female Olympians who competed.
February 14, 2026 at 9:31 PM
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What's so amazing about Jim Henson as a puppeteer is that he could literally be explaining that Kermit is made out of felt and ping pong balls and yet Kermit still feels alive the whole time he's doing it
February 11, 2026 at 10:03 PM
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PetSmart Introduces Heart-Shaped Puppy For Valentine’s Day https://theonion.com/petsmart-introduces-heart-shaped-puppy-for-valentine-s-1822980373/
February 14, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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I'm assembling a team
February 13, 2026 at 10:49 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 10:41 PM
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February 13, 2026 at 2:51 PM
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🎵A Rorschach is a little old place where
You might see your mother🎵
February 13, 2026 at 3:00 AM
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👾 ANNOUNCING 868-BACK!
Dismantle capitalism one server at a time in this computer-hacking strategy roguelike game by Michael Brough!

Play the free demo in Steam Next Fest on Feb. 23rd!
Wishlist on Steam: store.steampowered.com/app/3304110/...
February 12, 2026 at 6:05 PM
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February 12, 2026 at 2:19 PM
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4 more days!
February 12, 2026 at 3:30 PM
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my SPOOKIEST blog post yet (it’s not very spooky but it is interesting)

open.substack.com/pub/weirdmed...
Unsolved historical mysteries that keep me up at night
Pondering all of the things that have been lost to the vast, gaping void of the past.
open.substack.com
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
So it goes
February 11, 2026 at 11:04 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 11:18 AM