Josh Hilby
@ilprofessore.bsky.social
Witticism 1. Witticism 2. Finale.
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Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
November 20, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Mamdani is going to bring him that snowglobe that plays "Memories" from CATS and we're going to get government grocery stores nationwide
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Do we have all the Epstein files right now?
yes No
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Great! Trump
Let’s is
read blocking
them them
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November 18, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Do we have all the Epstein files right now?
yes No
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V V
Great! Trump
Let’s is
read blocking
them them
yes No
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Great! Trump
Let’s is
read blocking
them them
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We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
November 18, 2025 at 1:31 PM
We want to speak directly to members of the Military and the Intelligence Community.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
The American people need you to stand up for our laws and our Constitution.
Don’t give up the ship.
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"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." (Shakespeare)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
Someone found an mp3 of the creepy "Jailbait" song Olivia Nuzzi released when she was 16 🫣
November 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
"Hell is empty, and all the devils are here." (Shakespeare)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
"Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it." (Faust)
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore." (Futurama)
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Taking the whole lane ✔️
Distracted (singing) ✔️
No helmets ✔️
No lights ✔️
No reflective vests ✔️
Riding in a pack ✔️
The textbook radical anti-car cyclists our culture despises.
Distracted (singing) ✔️
No helmets ✔️
No lights ✔️
No reflective vests ✔️
Riding in a pack ✔️
The textbook radical anti-car cyclists our culture despises.
November 19, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Taking the whole lane ✔️
Distracted (singing) ✔️
No helmets ✔️
No lights ✔️
No reflective vests ✔️
Riding in a pack ✔️
The textbook radical anti-car cyclists our culture despises.
Distracted (singing) ✔️
No helmets ✔️
No lights ✔️
No reflective vests ✔️
Riding in a pack ✔️
The textbook radical anti-car cyclists our culture despises.
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
Pass it on.
Trump is weak, wildly unpopular, and sunsetting.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pass it on.
These people belong together.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
These people belong together.
@karaswisher.bsky.social it’s space lesbian madlibs!!!
A former Air Force intelligence officer pleaded guilty last week to lying to law enforcement when she falsely accused her estranged wife — who is an astronaut — of illegally accessing her bank account from space.
Wife of Astronaut Pleads Guilty to Falsely Alleging Crime in Space
Summer Worden admitted lying to federal agents when she accused her spouse, the astronaut Anne McClain, of illegally accessing her bank account from space.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@karaswisher.bsky.social it’s space lesbian madlibs!!!
How does one “Marsha Marsha Marsha” a pedophile sex trafficking ring?!
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
“These people think that a massive pedophile sex trafficking ring that involves the rich and powerful is somehow a big deal.”
Johnson: You hear endlessly about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. Everything's about Epstein.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How does one “Marsha Marsha Marsha” a pedophile sex trafficking ring?!
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Has there ever been a journalist that wanted themselves to be the story more than Nuzzi? Yet generally sucked at the job too?
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Has there ever been a journalist that wanted themselves to be the story more than Nuzzi? Yet generally sucked at the job too?
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Yeah. We are cool with that.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yeah. We are cool with that.
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Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
GOP not on grndr:
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
GOP not on grndr:
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
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I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
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Nowhere in this article is it mentioned that the federal government has no power to order localities to change their crosswalks.
Everything they do, large and small, makes the world a little worse than it was before.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Lubbock Will Remove Buddy Holly-Themed Crosswalk After Federal Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nowhere in this article is it mentioned that the federal government has no power to order localities to change their crosswalks.
No notes.
Olivia Nuzzi needs an editor. I would be happy to meet her for a private session.
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No notes.
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If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Starting to think that Trump and hegseth grew up under a smelter.
Trump’s serial killer count now equals Bundy & Gacy combined
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Starting to think that Trump and hegseth grew up under a smelter.
These Bari Weiss hand puppets are unimpressive, at best.
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
These Bari Weiss hand puppets are unimpressive, at best.
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Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
Operation Agador Spartacus.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Operation Agador Spartacus.
***to the punchline of The Aristocrats***
THE EMOLUMENTS!
THE EMOLUMENTS!
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
***to the punchline of The Aristocrats***
THE EMOLUMENTS!
THE EMOLUMENTS!
This is like one of the best love letters in history to film.
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Getting a step closer every day to hanging a Leo portrait in my house what have I become deadline.com/2025/11/pope...
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
deadline.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is like one of the best love letters in history to film.
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Guess I’m Catholic now?