Josh Hilby
@ilprofessore.bsky.social
Witticism 1. Witticism 2. Finale.
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I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
November 19, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I’ve been thinking and it’s kind of exceptional that not a single person said “Hey now” after the piggy comment.
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If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
BREAKING: Deputy White House Chief of Staff James Blair said the administration is eyeing ways to give millions of Americans $2,000 dividend checks from tariff revenue without congressional approval, per Bloomberg.
November 19, 2025 at 2:46 AM
If the President can impose his own taxes and use the proceeds to spend on his own projects, all without Congress, we have a dictatorship not a constitutional republic.
Pass it on.
Trump is weak, wildly unpopular, and sunsetting.
November 19, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Pass it on.
These people belong together.
November 19, 2025 at 12:28 AM
These people belong together.
@karaswisher.bsky.social it’s space lesbian madlibs!!!
A former Air Force intelligence officer pleaded guilty last week to lying to law enforcement when she falsely accused her estranged wife — who is an astronaut — of illegally accessing her bank account from space.
Wife of Astronaut Pleads Guilty to Falsely Alleging Crime in Space
Summer Worden admitted lying to federal agents when she accused her spouse, the astronaut Anne McClain, of illegally accessing her bank account from space.
nyti.ms
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 PM
@karaswisher.bsky.social it’s space lesbian madlibs!!!
How does one “Marsha Marsha Marsha” a pedophile sex trafficking ring?!
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
“These people think that a massive pedophile sex trafficking ring that involves the rich and powerful is somehow a big deal.”
Johnson: You hear endlessly about Epstein, Epstein, Epstein. Everything's about Epstein.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
How does one “Marsha Marsha Marsha” a pedophile sex trafficking ring?!
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
That’s how. ⬇️⬇️⬇️
Has there ever been a journalist that wanted themselves to be the story more than Nuzzi? Yet generally sucked at the job too?
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
November 18, 2025 at 5:43 AM
Has there ever been a journalist that wanted themselves to be the story more than Nuzzi? Yet generally sucked at the job too?
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Professional ethics aside, what a hack and a hacky writer. That excerpt reads like a 10th grade creative writing paper I was ashamed to even hand in.
Yeah. We are cool with that.
AI advocates have warned that if every author in the class action filed a claim, it would "financially ruin" the entire industry.
Authors celebrate “historic” settlement coming soon in Anthropic class action
Advocates fear such settlements will “financially ruin” the AI industry.
arstechnica.com
November 18, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Yeah. We are cool with that.
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Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
November 18, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Was she watching the McLaughlin Group in a constant state of arousal
GOP not on grndr:
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
November 18, 2025 at 3:47 AM
GOP not on grndr:
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
🎶They did it all for the Nuzzi. The nuzzi. 🎶
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I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I don't understand why this isn't the only story and why he isn't giving his resignation.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
I mean, I do. But still.
How can the president. THE PRESIDENT. Of the United States of America. The. President.
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Nowhere in this article is it mentioned that the federal government has no power to order localities to change their crosswalks.
Everything they do, large and small, makes the world a little worse than it was before.
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/17/u...
Lubbock Will Remove Buddy Holly-Themed Crosswalk After Federal Crackdown
www.nytimes.com
November 17, 2025 at 10:45 PM
Nowhere in this article is it mentioned that the federal government has no power to order localities to change their crosswalks.
No notes.
Olivia Nuzzi needs an editor. I would be happy to meet her for a private session.
by Larry Summers
by Larry Summers
November 17, 2025 at 10:26 PM
No notes.
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If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Trump now says House Republicans should vote to release the Epstein files “because we have nothing to hide”
November 17, 2025 at 2:40 AM
If he has nothing to hide he doesn’t need a House vote. He can just release everything.
Starting to think that Trump and hegseth grew up under a smelter.
Trump’s serial killer count now equals Bundy & Gacy combined
November 16, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Starting to think that Trump and hegseth grew up under a smelter.
These Bari Weiss hand puppets are unimpressive, at best.
Margaret Brennan to Tom Suozzi: "Can you explain the focus this past week in the House by Democrats on the Jeffrey Epstein files? Is this a tactic to distract from the failure to extract healthcare changes?"
November 16, 2025 at 5:03 PM
These Bari Weiss hand puppets are unimpressive, at best.
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Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
November 16, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Open bribery by a foreign leader. The exact scenario that the Founders feared.
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
"no Person holding any Office of Profit or Trust under them, shall, without the Consent of the Congress, accept of any present, Emolument, Office, or Title, of any kind whatever, from any King, Prince, or foreign State"
Operation Agador Spartacus.
November 16, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Operation Agador Spartacus.
***to the punchline of The Aristocrats***
THE EMOLUMENTS!
THE EMOLUMENTS!
A foreign country bribed the president with a bar of gold.
Where are my Originalists at?
Where are my Originalists at?
"It was tough to beat Apple, but the Swiss did it." said one administration official.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
November 15, 2025 at 11:46 PM
***to the punchline of The Aristocrats***
THE EMOLUMENTS!
THE EMOLUMENTS!
This is like one of the best love letters in history to film.
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Getting a step closer every day to hanging a Leo portrait in my house what have I become deadline.com/2025/11/pope...
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
Pope Leo XIV Talks Movies To A-List Crowd At Vatican: Read His Speech
deadline.com
November 15, 2025 at 8:16 PM
This is like one of the best love letters in history to film.
Guess I’m Catholic now?
Guess I’m Catholic now?
I am shocked that blue hot rage great female journalists around the country must be feeling at the #nuzzi rehab PR stunts has not melted the crust of the earth.
November 15, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I am shocked that blue hot rage great female journalists around the country must be feeling at the #nuzzi rehab PR stunts has not melted the crust of the earth.
I’m gunna call it Ms. NOW and expecting the ERA to be ratified and added to the constitution soon.
MSNBC is now MS NOW.
Going it alone without NBC’s name or bench of reporting talent, the rebranded cable news network is staffing up. MS Now wants you to know that nothing has changed — except for a few things.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Going it alone without NBC’s name or bench of reporting talent, the rebranded cable news network is staffing up. MS Now wants you to know that nothing has changed — except for a few things.
www.washingtonpost.com/business/202...
Don’t call it MSNBC. MS Now takes on Trump’s Washington.
Going it alone without NBC’s name or deep bench of reporters, the rebranded cable news network MS Now wants you to know nothing has changed — except for a few things.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:31 PM
I’m gunna call it Ms. NOW and expecting the ERA to be ratified and added to the constitution soon.
This. No Kings + election was the vibe shift.
I am well aware that they are and will continue to do massive damage to this country
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
but does it feel like they’re on a glide path to successful authoritarian consolidation anymore? I submit that it does not
November 15, 2025 at 5:48 AM
This. No Kings + election was the vibe shift.
Straight up eugenics. Send these people to the ICC.
“Many of the women say that they were pressured to have unwanted or unnecessary gynecological procedures while in the custody of U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement”
"They tried to shut me up by deporting me."
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
www.npr.org/2020/12/22/9...
November 15, 2025 at 5:46 AM
Straight up eugenics. Send these people to the ICC.
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This is *depraved* -- glamor shots & an exculpatory feature for a woman who shit on the key central tenets of journalism, repeatedly.
NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!
NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!
November 14, 2025 at 6:25 PM
This is *depraved* -- glamor shots & an exculpatory feature for a woman who shit on the key central tenets of journalism, repeatedly.
NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!
NYT is celebrating elite freedom from accountability. Actively celebrating it. You wouldn't put this in a satire, it's too ham-handed!