Illegal Use of Hams
@illegalhams.bsky.social
Once described as "a big sandwich guy".
he/him
he/him
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
November 24, 2025 at 8:52 PM
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I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
I made a mod that replaces cliffracers with Thomas the Tank Engine. I am incapable of learning lessons whenever it involves corporations, because I fundamentally do not view toy company CEOs or media CEOs as people.
#morrowind #thomasthetankengine
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When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
November 25, 2025 at 3:06 AM
When I realized that I’m like the god of my gut microbiome, I started eating in mysterious ways
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slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
November 9, 2025 at 10:44 PM
slipping a thanksgiving ham under my dress and telling people i’m all sweaty bc i’m in labor
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Breakfast pork buns could fix me
Soup of the day: Pan fried pork buns
October 14, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Breakfast pork buns could fix me
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got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
October 8, 2025 at 4:55 PM
got into an argument with my cat again but we came to an agreement: she can do whatever she wants
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[Song mashup idea]:
-"Ooh, ain't no woman like the one I've got"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"To make her happy doesn't take a lot"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"So together like a hand in glove"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"Ain't no woman like the one I love"
-"bustin makes me feel--"
-"Ooh, ain't no woman like the one I've got"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"To make her happy doesn't take a lot"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"So together like a hand in glove"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"Ain't no woman like the one I love"
-"bustin makes me feel--"
September 19, 2025 at 2:25 PM
[Song mashup idea]:
-"Ooh, ain't no woman like the one I've got"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"To make her happy doesn't take a lot"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"So together like a hand in glove"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"Ain't no woman like the one I love"
-"bustin makes me feel--"
-"Ooh, ain't no woman like the one I've got"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"To make her happy doesn't take a lot"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"So together like a hand in glove"
-"bustin makes me feel good"
-"Ain't no woman like the one I love"
-"bustin makes me feel--"
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Now introducing Uber Equine: arrive in style on something that’s shitting
September 15, 2025 at 12:19 PM
Now introducing Uber Equine: arrive in style on something that’s shitting
what I have to put up with each day
September 15, 2025 at 6:16 PM
what I have to put up with each day
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I have no thumbs and must kill the pickle
September 14, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I have no thumbs and must kill the pickle
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Starting a how to DIY youtube channel but every video I make is something I've never done before and clearly didnt research before hand
September 12, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Starting a how to DIY youtube channel but every video I make is something I've never done before and clearly didnt research before hand
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I don't know why I'm laughing so hysterically, but somehow this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Patrick that's Frostmourne - Director's cut
YouTube video by Leo Koutakis
www.youtube.com
September 12, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I don't know why I'm laughing so hysterically, but somehow this is the funniest thing I have ever seen.
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i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
September 10, 2025 at 1:35 AM
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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Just opened the door of my home office and was immediately hit with a familiar smell. It’s Soup Season beatches
September 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Just opened the door of my home office and was immediately hit with a familiar smell. It’s Soup Season beatches
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RIP president garfield, you probably would have also liked lasagna
September 3, 2025 at 1:41 PM
RIP president garfield, you probably would have also liked lasagna
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Meet me in the Lubritorium
sears gas station, overall view, n. james street, rome, new york, 1983
September 5, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Meet me in the Lubritorium
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it couldnt hurt to try bringing back big horn sections in music to see if it would bring about a new enlightened age
September 5, 2025 at 8:10 AM
it couldnt hurt to try bringing back big horn sections in music to see if it would bring about a new enlightened age
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cursed hamulet is this anything
September 4, 2025 at 3:37 AM
cursed hamulet is this anything
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No Bill. Ham, brie, apples, and Dijon on a crusty baguette. Because sometimes you can’t indict a ham sandwich.
August 30, 2025 at 11:38 PM
No Bill. Ham, brie, apples, and Dijon on a crusty baguette. Because sometimes you can’t indict a ham sandwich.
replacing my office cubicle with a Matrix goo pod
August 29, 2025 at 5:35 PM
replacing my office cubicle with a Matrix goo pod
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Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”
June 4, 2023 at 4:43 PM
Dreamed a new McDonald’s breakfast sandwich with 1 lb. of egg whites called “The Wet One”
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in this week's newsletter! I realised I'd been pretty serious for some weeks so I wrote quite a daft list on the things which make me realise that, at heart, I'm still extremely French, even after 16 years here: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/10-ways-in...
August 29, 2025 at 8:47 AM
in this week's newsletter! I realised I'd been pretty serious for some weeks so I wrote quite a daft list on the things which make me realise that, at heart, I'm still extremely French, even after 16 years here: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/10-ways-in...
this incident has moved outside of my purview
used to be you could get an indictment against a ham sandwich. now you can't even indict a guy who throws a ham sandwich. folks, www.nytimes.com/2025/08/27/u...
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:22 PM
this incident has moved outside of my purview
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------Sleeping The Game-----
->Expert Difficulty
[In Expert mode, laying down wakes you up more. You must explore more methods of sleep.]
->Expert Difficulty
[In Expert mode, laying down wakes you up more. You must explore more methods of sleep.]
August 23, 2025 at 3:17 AM
------Sleeping The Game-----
->Expert Difficulty
[In Expert mode, laying down wakes you up more. You must explore more methods of sleep.]
->Expert Difficulty
[In Expert mode, laying down wakes you up more. You must explore more methods of sleep.]
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Don Draper but he drinks BuzzBallz
August 20, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Don Draper but he drinks BuzzBallz