@idol8or.bsky.social
theoretical sex worker, weird little guy, sole chronicler of my own descent into madness
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The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
joining the "cybertruck owners only" group on fb is one of the best decisions i've ever made. every so often when i'm scrolling through fb getting pissed off, i get to see a little treat like this
December 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The cybertruck lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, spinning its wheels trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.
Imagine being so insecure you'd deny yourself the love & loyalty of an attentive poodle because other insecure losers say they wouldn't accept you over it.
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Imagine being so insecure you'd deny yourself the love & loyalty of an attentive poodle because other insecure losers say they wouldn't accept you over it.
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ICE detain father shopping on Christmas Eve—then steal his family's groceries.
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
Then 3 agents divvy up his paid for food—taking what they want for themselves.
"Can I just get the wife's number to call and let her know?" woman asks.
"No, guess he should've complied," agent says.
Yakima, Washington
December 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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Tried to put my money where my mouth is re: having nuanced views on AI by following more AI theoryposters but A: I often don't get what they're talking about B: they never stop talking and I don't want to spend allat time scrolling past them C: they are invariably insufferably smug.
December 26, 2025 at 1:30 PM
Tried to put my money where my mouth is re: having nuanced views on AI by following more AI theoryposters but A: I often don't get what they're talking about B: they never stop talking and I don't want to spend allat time scrolling past them C: they are invariably insufferably smug.
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go put on a floppy dressing cap and gown and listen to some ghosts, you donkey. it's Christmas Eve
December 25, 2025 at 2:24 AM
go put on a floppy dressing cap and gown and listen to some ghosts, you donkey. it's Christmas Eve
I only used Skype at the one corporate office job I ever had. I remember one time my team was working on a problem, and when we gathered around our supervisor's desk she had forgotten to close the chat where the rest of the team was talking shit about me.
When Skype shut down, we asked readers to share how the video call company transformed their friendships, businesses, and love lives — for better or worse
https://restofworld.org/2025/skype-shutting-down
https://restofworld.org/2025/skype-shutting-down
December 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I only used Skype at the one corporate office job I ever had. I remember one time my team was working on a problem, and when we gathered around our supervisor's desk she had forgotten to close the chat where the rest of the team was talking shit about me.
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
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My plan is to be ok with being alive for starters
It's quite hard to monetize though
It's quite hard to monetize though
December 13, 2025 at 6:21 PM
My plan is to be ok with being alive for starters
It's quite hard to monetize though
It's quite hard to monetize though
This time my zero-day Duolingo streak ass was criticizing ESL posters. Not on The Discarder's watch!
Love to discard drafts on here. No need for all that. Nobody cares. 😇
December 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
This time my zero-day Duolingo streak ass was criticizing ESL posters. Not on The Discarder's watch!
"By some accident of luck or fate
Some window less than half a century wide
It is my backyard, but not what happened to my body."
The Virginia State Colony for Epileptics and Feebleminded by Molly McCully Brown (which I think should be required reading at every school in America)
Some window less than half a century wide
It is my backyard, but not what happened to my body."
The Virginia State Colony for Epileptics and Feebleminded by Molly McCully Brown (which I think should be required reading at every school in America)
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 12:22 PM
"By some accident of luck or fate
Some window less than half a century wide
It is my backyard, but not what happened to my body."
The Virginia State Colony for Epileptics and Feebleminded by Molly McCully Brown (which I think should be required reading at every school in America)
Some window less than half a century wide
It is my backyard, but not what happened to my body."
The Virginia State Colony for Epileptics and Feebleminded by Molly McCully Brown (which I think should be required reading at every school in America)
Cumin seed + smoked paprika > any other combo
December 5, 2025 at 6:58 PM
Cumin seed + smoked paprika > any other combo
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Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
October 31, 2023 at 4:41 PM
Since I'm home sick and X-Twitter may soon expect me to pay for access, I am going to recreate this here: 🎢 ⚛️
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
Pedro Pascal as classic physics textbooks: a thread
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This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
December 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
This composition had eluded me for nearly a decade, but yesterday I was finally able to capture it. A train rolled through just as the Duquesne Incline was crossing over the tracks in #Pittsburgh, creating a picture perfect winter scene. It was worth the hours and hours I've waited over the years.
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Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
December 1, 2025 at 2:30 PM
Recently, as I was doing some deep breathing exercises in the vestry to cope with some nonsense at church, someone came up to me and said "these days I have to ask God for patience, because if I ask him for strength I'll deck a bitch." and honestly? Biblical levels of wisdom there.
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Love to discard drafts on here. No need for all that. Nobody cares. 😇
November 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Love to discard drafts on here. No need for all that. Nobody cares. 😇
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Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
Man Getting High And Eating Taco Bell Thousands Of Miles Away From Family Having Best Thanksgiving Of Life https://theonion.com/man-getting-high-and-eating-taco-bell-thousands-of-mile-1845721340/
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At what point do we legally admit that nobody reads TOS or EULA and all the other walls of jargon we click to accept? They shield companies from accountability, including apparently the responsibility to ensure customers understand what they're being sold.
November 26, 2025 at 9:11 PM
At what point do we legally admit that nobody reads TOS or EULA and all the other walls of jargon we click to accept? They shield companies from accountability, including apparently the responsibility to ensure customers understand what they're being sold.
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November 21, 2025 at 5:54 PM
As a writing warmup I tried replying to a fanfic idea on Tumblr and OP called my work "AI slop." 😞
November 18, 2025 at 5:38 PM
As a writing warmup I tried replying to a fanfic idea on Tumblr and OP called my work "AI slop." 😞
Cops will cover every surface they can with Punisher decals then go home and abuse their wife and kids
November 16, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Cops will cover every surface they can with Punisher decals then go home and abuse their wife and kids