Oldest working breed!

I grew up with a labradoodle and he was dumb but sooooo good!

It's not like they come with the doofy haircuts.

go put on a floppy dressing cap and gown and listen to some ghosts, you donkey. it's Christmas Eve

This was during Trump I and the rest of the office was super MAGA and would bring up politics all the time. One of them (the Ops Director's wife!) accused me of ratting everyone out to HR because the political talk often made me so uncomfortable I'd have to leave the room.

Ollie looks like a shapeshifter who's failing to imitate the perfect canine form but at least he's trying his best.

"brrrrr brrrrr brrrrrrrrrrr" <- sound of me motorboating

Sir, I must ask you to self-expel.

He ended up self-expelling! He has departed! Vacated the vicinity! He is an ex-guest!!!

Like, bitch don't you mean he left?!

My darling child, a confessed arsonist,

My thoughts exactly! Easy promise to keep when there ain't no trains.

And I played third edition with theater kids! So I'm forced to conclude he doesn't know what he's talking about.

My plan is to be ok with being alive for starters

It's quite hard to monetize though

And the worst part is nobody irl says "wow what an ambitious plan, best of luck" they just try to have you institutionalized.

Barriers such as "skin color no longer justifies murder" and "THAC0 sucks"

Bannisters always frame their pets.

What a deal!

14.1'' screen with 1400x1050 resolution
Pentium III @ 1.133GHz
512 MB RAM
30GB hard drive
floppy disk drive
56K modem, ethernet built-in