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Michael Haslam
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Australian archaeologist, PhD, obsessed with tool-using animals. Steward at Skara Brae, Orkney | http://twig.technology | writing Intelligence Hallucinated with @abigaildesmond.bsky.social for Harvard Uni Press (2027)

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In October 2016, I filmed this wild New Caledonian crow making a probe tool to extract beetle larvae from candlenut trees.

It carefully trimmed the leaves and ends, testing its grip a few times, then flew off to use the tool. A well planned heist.

📽️ west of Mont Do, New Caledonia 🧪🪶🏺
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After four months and 36 illustrations, I present the final Kem Kem chart – a look at of one of the most incredible ecosystems the world has ever seen.

Short thread below!

#sciart #paleoart
December 22, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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an individual develops AI psychosis when they start to think that the AI is right and the world is wrong.

a culture develops AI psychosis when it starts to believe that the AI can *describe the actual people* better than the people themselves. entering a hall of mirrors & treating it as windows.
December 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
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Here are some lights to brighten up your feed during the solstice!

How do these animals produce their own light?

1/6 ⚛️🧪
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 AM
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#ProjectAnimalia continues with
764: Blue-spotted mudskipper (Boleophthalmus pectinirostris)

Watching these guys wallow around mangrove swamps mudflats is something I miss about the Pacific.

#sciart #dailyart #animalart #scientificillustration #medart #illustration #fishart #fish #mudskipper
December 22, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Folks often ask if Skara Brae will fall into the ocean. Medium term: no, thanks to our sea wall, built in the 1920s and reinforced/extended since.

Long (enough) term: probably. Foot traffic and storms continue to erode the dunes around the wall.

🎥 me, this morning, winter solstice 2025 #Orkney ☀️🏺🌊
December 21, 2025 at 10:30 AM
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I’m struggling to believe this NASA-published photo of red sprite lightning in France is real, but it seems to be so.

Red sprites can appear very briefly above thunderstorms, exciting high atmospheric gases to produce vivid colour and form. Who needs aliens? 🧪⚡️🛸

📷 Nicholas Escurat, 3 Sept 2022
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
I’m struggling to believe this NASA-published photo of red sprite lightning in France is real, but it seems to be so.

Red sprites can appear very briefly above thunderstorms, exciting high atmospheric gases to produce vivid colour and form. Who needs aliens? 🧪⚡️🛸

📷 Nicholas Escurat, 3 Sept 2022
December 18, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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apt closing from my last SAPIENS story “What archaeology asks of everyone is an openness to alternate worlds. An understanding that your society, with its ways of working, worshipping, learning, loving—even knowing a dog—is just one permutation of endless human and beyond human possibilities.”
December 16, 2025 at 1:07 PM
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Day 14: Dunkleosteus

Aww, it's a sea puppy! Sea puppies explore their surroundings with their mouth

#ArtAdventCalendar #Art #DigitalArt #Blue #Fish #Thalassophobia #Ocean #PaleoArt #SciArt #Devonian #Paleontology
December 14, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Last light at the Bay of Birsay this afternoon #Orkney
December 15, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Animals with misleading names. I'm seeing this go around as part of a viral tumblr thread so I thought I'd reshare it.
December 15, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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The word "plagiarism" literally evokes the "kidnapping" of thoughts and ideas.

It's from the Latin plagiare "to kidnap" (or plagiarius "kidnapper"), from plaga "snare, hunting net."
December 15, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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A portrait of Charles Darwin dreaming about the tree of life #ArtAdventCalendar
December 14, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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I wrote this, a long analysis of a single line of Shakespeare and what it’s doing. How good writing is an ethical practice. And my continuing attempts to work out what it is that I’m spotting when I look at a piece of text and go “oh that was written by AI.”

open.substack.com/pub/naomiald...
a single line of Shakespeare contains an ethical universe
on what we get from individual word choice, what good writing is, plus: what I put in my ChatGPT settings to make it helpful
open.substack.com
December 14, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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#ProjectAnimalia continues with
759: Marbled lungfish (Protopterus aethiopicus)

Also called the leopard lungfish, this fish must breathe air to survive.

#sciart #dailyart #animalart #scientificillustration #medart #illustration #fishart #lungfish #ArtAdventCalendar
December 12, 2025 at 6:37 AM
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Another entry in my occasional series ‘What does the artefact see?’

Today I’m visiting Vienna’s Natural History Museum, home of the ca. 30,000 year old Willendorf figurine. This is what the Palaeolithic Venus sees day in, day out, in her own special display room.

(plus tourists like me) 🏺🧪🎨
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Another entry in my occasional series ‘What does the artefact see?’

Today I’m visiting Vienna’s Natural History Museum, home of the ca. 30,000 year old Willendorf figurine. This is what the Palaeolithic Venus sees day in, day out, in her own special display room.

(plus tourists like me) 🏺🧪🎨
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 PM
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We are SO CLOSE to reaching our $75,000 fundraising goal!

If you support independent, nonprofit journalism about biodiversity and conservation, your donation could help us get to the finish line! 🫶

give.calacademy.org/campaign/746...
December 9, 2025 at 7:34 PM
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This picture has been making the rounds again, and is being misidentified again.

This is a GOOSEFISH.

This is NOT a tasselled wobbegong shark.

It’s a great pic. I get why people are very excited about it. But it’s as easy to give it the right name as the wrong one.

fullfact.org/online/tasse...
December 8, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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The next session of our online seminar is tomorrow !!

Angie Pepper will be presenting, on the topic « A good life or their own life? Rethinking nonhuman animal interests in freedom ».

Relevant information can be found here : www.animalinventiveness.com/post/seminar...

You’re welcome to join!
Seminar Agency between Biology and Philosophy 2025/2026
Here, you will find the 2025-2026 programme, and general information about our seminar. The introductory post can be found here.ProgrammeThis year, we will meet each second Wednesday of each month, fr...
www.animalinventiveness.com
December 9, 2025 at 10:24 AM
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New episode!! 🎙️🎉

A chat w/ @pbrakes.bsky.social about animal cultures and animal conservation.

Culture was once thought to be uniquely human. No longer. We now know culture is found throughout the natural world. How does this complicate conservation?

Listen: disi.org/the-value-of...
December 8, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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Want a short cozy story, fully written by a human?

Here's a 5 minute read about a witch and guy with a problem she can (hopefully?) solve.

This is my first short story I'm sharing with the world, I would love your feedback!
www.wattpad.com/story/404839...
The Duck - Aela_Grae - Wattpad
A sweet, complete short story about a witch and a fella who's got a problem he hopes she can solve.
www.wattpad.com
December 8, 2025 at 6:15 PM
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#ProjectAnimalia continues with
756: Thorny seahorse (Hippocampus histrix)

Chameleon of the sea.

#sciart #dailyart #animalart #scientificillustration #medart #illustration #fishart #seahorse #oceanart #ArtAdventCalendar
December 8, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Quick visit to the National Museum of Slovakia 🦖🇸🇰
December 6, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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New animal #illustrations...
#ProjectAnimalia continues with 752: Ring-tailed lemur (Lemur catta)

My enigmatic ground-hopping neighbor in Madagascar.

#sciart #dailyart #animals #scientificillustration #medart #sciviz #lemur #Madagascar #ringtailedlemur #animalillustration #dailyart
December 4, 2025 at 3:54 PM