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est. 1997 | he/him | Free Kitten - a bit fat but otherwise lovely and very talented
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🐄🐄 ONE OF US 🐄🐄
October 1, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Not sure the folks at NBC/Peacock thought this one through
October 18, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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Uni regression theory
#critterposting
July 16, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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The discourse over Kirk’s career is really hammering home how little the media and so many Dems understand the concept of lying or bad faith arguments.

An entire life dedicated to poisoning the well under the guise of ‘an exchange of ideas’ and nobody is capable of calling it out for what it was.
heres fucking democrats being stupid as shit after kirk was killed www.dailykos.com/stories/2025...
September 12, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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Imagine scolding people laughing at the 'it's good to die from gun violence because it gives us unfettered access to guns' guy getting got by a gun under a sign that says prove me wrong like I'm sorry grow up
September 10, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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they didn't do this when democratic lawmakers were targeted by a gunman. the mainstream media barely peeped when a Kyle Rittenhouse fan did a mass shooting at a Portland protest. Democrats and the mainstream media are just terrified of conservatives to the point where no one else's lives matter
Jesus christ what is wrong with Democrats
September 11, 2025 at 5:54 AM
i love a $20 cocktail. i think that if i was given a truly unlimited budget and let loose in a sushi restaurant at normal dinner level hungry i could very comfortably eat thru $200 before feeling stuffed. think this has also given me a kinda fucked idea of what a "expensive restaurant" is
July 21, 2025 at 12:27 AM
mink encounter
June 25, 2025 at 10:12 PM
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June 22, 2025 at 3:37 AM
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after considering this for nearly fifteen seconds and looking at these four photos I am now convinced that bigfoot is bears
is it time to bust out my "bigfoot is bears" photo collection again? if your mental image of a bear is a thick-furred, fat glossy male bear in autumn, you're probably not prepared for how weird their proportions can look in spring, or when walking upright, like they frequently do.
June 2, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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I am happy because everyone loves me
May 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
wish i could tell customers to bark like a dog. also that i did not have the sort of deeply rooted non-confrontational politeness that makes me respond to people being rude to me irl like 🙂 but right now i mainly want to say the words "bark like a dog" to a customer without consequence
May 23, 2025 at 11:57 PM
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👽🛸
May 1, 2025 at 4:51 PM
top ten funniest moments someone asked me what my pronouns are:
March 10, 2025 at 12:46 AM
normally do not care at all about steam trading cards but i actively hate the ones it gives me for higurashi. i feel like it's a crime to have these on my account
February 21, 2025 at 6:37 PM
on a first name basis with julia child
February 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
started responding to people who ask me why i'm wearing a mask with idk, it's just fun for me ^_^ i'm doing this for fashion reasons ^_^ i just decided to get a little silly with my outfit on a whim this morning ^_^
February 1, 2025 at 12:25 AM
surprise! guy who is incredibly fucking annoying about letting me know he has a problem with one of our machines also wants me to know wearing a mask is bad for my health lol
January 31, 2025 at 11:24 PM
trying to explain to my family my philosophy that comedy, erotica, and horror are all the same thing. i don't think i am succeeding. i am right though
January 27, 2025 at 2:27 AM
getting corrected by a customer on how to do my job. thanks. next time i will do it wrong on purpose. to spite you 🙂
January 16, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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my roommates don’t know i’m translating the odyssey in iambic pentameter via fridge magnet
January 1, 2025 at 10:46 PM
PF listing for i will help u with the kugane lamppost sighting log that i am very thankful for bc i am bad at jump puzzles & also my absolute favorite video game interactions are the ones that exist because of some aspect of the game and would not happen elsewhere
January 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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Reminder that we didn't win the similar long fight over seatbelt usage by gently persuading skeptical anti seatbelt people with empathetic outreach, or by having cops write tickets, but by having manufacturers make cars do a little annoying beep if you didn't wear it.
I don’t think his confirmation is inevitable but it’s not just about RFK because he represents a lot of people - MAHA isn’t going away if he’s rejected. If maximizing vaccine uptake is the ultimate goal (as it should be), is the best strategy to browbeat or build bridges? bsky.app/profile/dave...
And why are we starting with the assumption of his confirmation being inevitable?
January 2, 2025 at 9:37 PM