unfortunately for both my wallet and my ability to converse about restaurants with other people i am the fancy little boy they designed the fig and ladyfinger mcflurry for

coworker today was telling me about a restaurant she went to and said was good but she also repeatedly warned me it was "expensive" so i looked up the menu online and. well,

i know i saw at least 3 but they did not at any point while i was watching them decide sit still out in the open together so i could get a photo with them all in the frame

i mean it like this

not actually bothering to make this list but one of them for sure is right after getting carded while trying to buy alcohol

the number of times my family has been talking about cooking stuff and someone has said something along the lines of "this is julia's recipe" or "oh, julia has some good advice on how to do that" "you should check what julia has to say about x"..... literally countless

if i give an actual reason the person who asks that thinks they can facts+logic their way into seeing my face & it's a waste of time to go no ur objectively factually wrong abt what u think the cdc says. but good luck arguing w "i just think it looks nice" we're in the subjective opinions realm now