Owen
ichbindicky.bsky.social
Owen
@ichbindicky.bsky.social
Write a bit of software, do a bit of running, the odd bit of craft beering and a fair bit of #pnefc - Prestonian in Southampton.
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*Leggal
September 9, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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I was not expecting the Pop-it Wikipedia to be such a roller coaster.
August 21, 2023 at 8:19 PM
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so proud of my lesbian governor who is a lesbian (she's a lesbian btw)
11 Aug 25 -- Mass. Dem. Maura Healey, US's 1st lesbian governor, signs bill strengthening shields for abortion and trans care incl. keeping patient files confidential & blocking courts consideration of cases which criminalize pediatric affirming care. @rikiwilchins.bsky.social
Massachusetts lesbian Gov. Maura Healey signs abortion and gender-affirming care shield law
Shield Act 2.0 further strengthens protections for patients and providers of reproductive healthcare.
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August 11, 2025 at 1:10 PM
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It's funny how we say "a bug hit my windshield" when we are the ones going 70mph. I'll bet the bug's family describes it differently.
August 2, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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This comment on a girl asking for advice about her ugly dress is one of the funnier one-two punches I’ve seen on TikTok, shame it’s a brand new
July 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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1977: why would the bartender in star wars even care if some robots with artificial intelligence came into his bar

2025: ohhh ok
July 9, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Wondering how I did it?

I boiled water and added two tablespoons of vinegar, baking soda, and lemon juice.

I soaked it for 20 minutes, and after that, it looked the same, so I bought a brand new one.
June 2, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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May 29, 2025 at 11:19 AM
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I have been logged out of my toothbrush.
May 29, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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hey can you come back later, i'm defragging my tulip fields
April 27, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Who knew a fish could express "What the fuck was that?" with such ease.
🐡
May 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
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soon
April 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Would you trust this cat?
April 15, 2025 at 10:30 PM
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10 year old me: I shall hide my diary inside my bed where no-one can ever read my innermost thoughts

34 year old me: I shall post to thousands of strangers about how I think my vagina might be haunted
April 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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guy who absolutely has not learned a lesson
Someone learned a lesson
April 16, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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They should make a second car horn as an "apology horn" for when you realize you shouldn't have honked or it was an accident.
January 13, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Absolute belter @thornbridge.bsky.social
April 8, 2025 at 7:37 PM
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MARGARET SCRATCHER
April 4, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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the best tree in london
April 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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What if you’re so outrageously incompetent you get it done in a matter of minutes?
April 3, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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March 28, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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IMPORTANT: this dog I saw
March 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Possibly the greatest local news story Im going to see this year, and it’s only March
March 26, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Spending the day making people irate on Facebook Marketplace by asking, “Is this item still available”
March 18, 2025 at 9:45 AM