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Probably in the woods
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I just don’t see how we can pretend even for a moment that anything involving our federal government is remotely normal when the president is covering up his involvement in a child sex trafficking ring. Like, what are we doing here
November 15, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I’m tired boss
November 14, 2025 at 8:11 PM
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Cortez Masto
Durbin
Hassan
Kaine
King
Rosen
Shaheen
Fetterman

Those are the Democrats selling out the people and the party
November 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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hear me out here, what if none of it is a 'distraction' and they're just doing a lot of horrible shit simultaneously
August 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
All I want is to sleep 12 hours and eat a breakfast burrito afterwards
August 3, 2025 at 11:55 PM
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nobody in attendance for a tank show in Washington? Is this a military parade or the last 4 months of the Wizards’ season????
THE TANKS! THE TANKS! SHREDDING OUR STREETS! COSTING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS!! THE TANKS ARE HERE
June 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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Fucking funniest shit I've ever read
Quiet, empty street

Someone asks the secret service guy standing in front of us whether it's over. "Honestly I have no idea," he replies
June 14, 2025 at 10:55 PM
Also funny that the only time I saw the police do a thing was to pull over a truck who rolled coal in front of people marching
June 14, 2025 at 11:46 PM
I think the rally in this 10k town had more people marching than what I’ve seen online at the DC parade
June 14, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Petition to rename communion as Popequod’s
May 9, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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We are unequivocally the bad guys.
US and Israel have asked Sudan, Somalia and Somaliland if they'd accept mass transfer of Palestinians from Gaza to their territory.

They even approached Sudan, in the middle of brutal war, "with offers of military assistance against the RSF". apnews.com/article/isra...
AP Exclusive: US and Israel look to Africa for moving Palestinians uprooted from Gaza
The U.S. and Israel have reached out to officials of three East African governments to discuss using their territories as potential destinations to move Palestinians from the Gaza Strip.
apnews.com
March 14, 2025 at 9:06 PM
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A lot of people who got the measles as children died or suffered lifelong disabilities as a result. The measles vaccine was a godsend to worldwide public health, and it’s an absolute scandal that this lethally ignorant dolt has any power over public health.
March 12, 2025 at 2:42 AM
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Seeing Mike Eruzione in a Johnny Gaudreau jersey drives home the point that it would have been really cool if this tournament had been about Johnny Gaudreau instead of Donald Trump.
February 21, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I’m sure this locker room is gonna be okay and have no drama, right?
RETWEET BY SHAMS:

A NEW BIG THREE IN THE BAY 🤝

Jimmy Butler is a Golden State Warrior 😲

x.com/SportsCenter...
February 6, 2025 at 3:27 AM
I’m tired boss
Trump defends his controversial new tariffs: “Will there be some pain? Yes, maybe (and maybe not!). But we will make America great again, and it will all be worth the price that must be paid.”
February 3, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Well USAID was fun while it lasted
npr.org NPR @npr.org · Feb 2
Under the Trump administration, the U.S. agency that funds aid projects has faced layoffs, a stop action order for most aid efforts and a disruption of its website. Now Elon Musk says it should 'die.'
Why does Musk want USAID 'to die'? And why did its website disappear?
Under the Trump administration, the U.S. agency that funds aid projects has faced layoffs, a stop action order for most aid efforts and a disruption of its website. Now Elon Musk says it should 'die.'
www.npr.org
February 3, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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leaving the cruelty aside for just a minute it's absolutely humiliating to imagine being my age or older and getting excited because you think you've been given permission to say a bad word. what are you gonna do next, ride your tricycle past the end of the block
I guess I'm too woke because I find the proliferation of this really off-putting and gross. The fact that it's now reached the "enlightened centrists" class is depressing.
January 28, 2025 at 5:33 AM
Always fun learning your job/funding is on pause right before bed!
January 28, 2025 at 5:52 AM
Back to the regularly scheduled program of DC playoff heartbreak 💔
January 26, 2025 at 11:54 PM
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We don’t need AI analyzing advertising algorithms. WE NEED FUNCTIONAL SEARCH ENGINES THAT AREN’T MANIPULATED TO BEGIN WITH.
January 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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I've built a machine that can be Confidently Wrong. It can also make pictures that all look a bit the same, as well as make a video of you kissing any celebrity or person you know. In payment, I'd like to boil the world's oceans dry, & steal all literature. For some reason, my head is not on a spike
January 24, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Dudes rock
Ok I put “Freebird” over the airboat in the snow.
January 24, 2025 at 1:16 PM
What if the Onion wasn’t satire for once
January 21, 2025 at 2:50 AM