First Person Shouter
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First Person Shouter
@iam.horse
· Jun 19
Hey just so we're all aware, I have infinite bad opinions and 3 good ones.
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SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT
November 6, 2024 at 2:24 AM
SARAH MCBRIDE OF DELAWARE BECOMES THE FIRST TRANSGENDER MEMBER OF CONGRESS CAN I GET A HELL YEAH FROM THE STRESSED OUT CHAT
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3 hours left to voot on the west coast!!
reskeet this if you already vooted
reskeet this if you already vooted
November 5, 2024 at 11:06 PM
3 hours left to voot on the west coast!!
reskeet this if you already vooted
reskeet this if you already vooted
This Ken's job is Steve
Steve Kornacki and the dude whose job is pommel horse are the same Type of Guy
November 5, 2024 at 11:48 PM
This Ken's job is Steve
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whatever happens next is because you liked the wrong posts. or the right ones. it's because of you and the posts.
November 5, 2024 at 10:25 PM
whatever happens next is because you liked the wrong posts. or the right ones. it's because of you and the posts.
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THIS IS SOMETHING YOU GET TO LEARN IN A SKEET, AND NOT, AS I DID, IN A KAYAK ON LOWER SABAO LAKE IN MAINE, AS ONE SURFACED RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME.
Moose are great swimmers, can fully submerge for 30+ sec, & dive up to 5m deep! When a moose submerges its head, the difference btwn water pressure & air pressure causes specialized structures w/in moose nostrils to seal the nose! The deeper they dive, the greater the pressure, the tighter the seal!
Quote this skeet with a random fact you love, that brings you joy, I'll start:
Otters have pockets. The skin under their armpits makes a natural fold that they keep things in.
Otters have pockets. The skin under their armpits makes a natural fold that they keep things in.
November 5, 2024 at 5:55 PM
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU GET TO LEARN IN A SKEET, AND NOT, AS I DID, IN A KAYAK ON LOWER SABAO LAKE IN MAINE, AS ONE SURFACED RIGHT THE FUCK NEXT TO ME.
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I DO NOT GIVE A HOT WET FUCK WHAT THE LAW SAYS
IF I HATCH A GEODE I GET TO RAISE WHATEVER COMES OUT AS MY OWN AND THE MINERAL STORE IN THE MALL CAN GO TO HELL IF THEY THINK OTHERWISE.
IF I HATCH A GEODE I GET TO RAISE WHATEVER COMES OUT AS MY OWN AND THE MINERAL STORE IN THE MALL CAN GO TO HELL IF THEY THINK OTHERWISE.
just like the McRib trash tuesday is now a limited time event that comes around when pork prices are low and the time feels right
let’s have some fun today and blow off some steam besties, show me what ya got
let’s have some fun today and blow off some steam besties, show me what ya got
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 5, 2024 at 5:26 PM
I DO NOT GIVE A HOT WET FUCK WHAT THE LAW SAYS
IF I HATCH A GEODE I GET TO RAISE WHATEVER COMES OUT AS MY OWN AND THE MINERAL STORE IN THE MALL CAN GO TO HELL IF THEY THINK OTHERWISE.
IF I HATCH A GEODE I GET TO RAISE WHATEVER COMES OUT AS MY OWN AND THE MINERAL STORE IN THE MALL CAN GO TO HELL IF THEY THINK OTHERWISE.
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Generals gather in their massesssssssss
Rewilding parks with local grassessss
Rewilding parks with local grassessss
just like the McRib trash tuesday is now a limited time event that comes around when pork prices are low and the time feels right
let’s have some fun today and blow off some steam besties, show me what ya got
let’s have some fun today and blow off some steam besties, show me what ya got
IT’S TRASH TUESDAY. LET IT ALL OUT AND FLY THOSE FREAK FLAGS
November 5, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Generals gather in their massesssssssss
Rewilding parks with local grassessss
Rewilding parks with local grassessss
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if you're trans and have trouble voting today and want some media attention, DM me
November 5, 2024 at 3:25 PM
if you're trans and have trouble voting today and want some media attention, DM me
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I'm Johnny Nixville and welcome to Jacknotch
November 5, 2024 at 5:28 AM
I'm Johnny Nixville and welcome to Jacknotch
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we're number 1! we're number 1!
November 4, 2024 at 8:53 PM
we're number 1! we're number 1!
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Hey Pennsylvania folks, do a quick double check on your ballot status if you voted early
Thousands of last-minute challenges to voters’ mail ballot applications, along with baseless claims by former President Donald Trump, are adding pressure on Pennsylvania county officials.
Thousands of Pennsylvania voters have had their mail ballot applications challenged
Thousands of last-minute challenges to voters’ mail ballot applications, along with baseless claims by former President Donald Trump, are adding pressure on Pennsylvania county officials.
www.npr.org
November 4, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Hey Pennsylvania folks, do a quick double check on your ballot status if you voted early
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December 1938. It resulted in two scientific papers and, later, a Nobel Prize.
November 4, 2024 at 9:20 PM
December 1938. It resulted in two scientific papers and, later, a Nobel Prize.
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the whole squirrel fiasco could have been avoided if both the GOP and the squirrel dad just believed in vetting
November 4, 2024 at 9:55 PM
the whole squirrel fiasco could have been avoided if both the GOP and the squirrel dad just believed in vetting
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DEEPLY model railroad coded structure!
November 4, 2024 at 9:34 PM
DEEPLY model railroad coded structure!
Do you think squirrels get post-nut clarity?
November 4, 2024 at 7:58 PM
Do you think squirrels get post-nut clarity?
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Rest in peace, king, I'll never forget where I was when I heard.
November 4, 2024 at 5:44 PM
Rest in peace, king, I'll never forget where I was when I heard.
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NYT tech workers are on strike for a fair contract. We are asking you to #BreakYourStreak on NYT games in solidarity. You can also support our strike fund to keep us going. www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...
New York Times Tech Guild goes on strike
The walkout, which began just after midnight Monday, could disrupt the New York Times’s election coverage.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 4, 2024 at 11:52 AM
NYT tech workers are on strike for a fair contract. We are asking you to #BreakYourStreak on NYT games in solidarity. You can also support our strike fund to keep us going. www.washingtonpost.com/style/media/...
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So really, I ate the squirrel but we blamed it on someone else
November 4, 2024 at 1:50 AM
So really, I ate the squirrel but we blamed it on someone else
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horses when they eventually get access to bsky
November 3, 2024 at 8:56 PM
horses when they eventually get access to bsky
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It’s not too late. If you live in:
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
November 2, 2024 at 4:45 PM
It’s not too late. If you live in:
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
California
Colorado
Connecticut
D.C.
Hawaii
Idaho
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Hampshire
Rhode Island
Utah
Vermont
Washington
Wisconsin
Wyoming
YOU can register AND vote on #ElectionDay
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GENIE: So, and I really never do this, but I just want to clarify: you want to use your three wishes to make sure you never have to wash a colander, cheese grater, or a whisk for the rest of your life.
ME: That’s correct.
ME: That’s correct.
November 2, 2024 at 1:28 AM
GENIE: So, and I really never do this, but I just want to clarify: you want to use your three wishes to make sure you never have to wash a colander, cheese grater, or a whisk for the rest of your life.
ME: That’s correct.
ME: That’s correct.
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Another fake account! Please block and report. They've already blocked me so I wouldn't see them. Thanks!
@coachfinstockk.bsky.social
@coachfinstockk.bsky.social
November 1, 2024 at 8:47 PM
Another fake account! Please block and report. They've already blocked me so I wouldn't see them. Thanks!
@coachfinstockk.bsky.social
@coachfinstockk.bsky.social
