Amanda
@torquedork.bsky.social
Motorsport, gaming, movies, nonsense. she/her
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Single-use kitchen gadget detractors will never know the joy of ✨the boiled egg maker✨
November 24, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Single-use kitchen gadget detractors will never know the joy of ✨the boiled egg maker✨
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Sorry hang on this lipstick shade is called WHAT
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sorry hang on this lipstick shade is called WHAT
Twice now my corgi has been forcibly befriended by a neighborhood orange cat (as in, they march up to him and headbutt the shit out of him with zero hesitation). Is it because he is also orange? Much to think about
November 21, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Twice now my corgi has been forcibly befriended by a neighborhood orange cat (as in, they march up to him and headbutt the shit out of him with zero hesitation). Is it because he is also orange? Much to think about
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SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] —
Reporter: Are you affirming that you think the president is a fascist?
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
Mamdani: I've spoken about --
Trump: Just say yes, it's easier than explaining.
November 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
SUGGESTION [Heroic: Success] —
*crashes through wall* THERE'S A BALLET ABOUT IT THAT I ENJOY VERY MUCH
I’ve never had to ask ChatGPT anything I have a phone full of autistic people with hyperfixations, I can just ask *them* about the Mayerling Incident
November 21, 2025 at 2:47 AM
*crashes through wall* THERE'S A BALLET ABOUT IT THAT I ENJOY VERY MUCH
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In essence, the baseball game begins when the pitcher does a kick with his leggy
November 20, 2025 at 9:01 PM
In essence, the baseball game begins when the pitcher does a kick with his leggy
Fall's most elegant accessory is a shaved neck (she had a thyroid ultrasound)
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Fall's most elegant accessory is a shaved neck (she had a thyroid ultrasound)
Guess who refused to eat when she had the opportunity and is now Big Mad that the pre-vet fasting period has started
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
Guess who refused to eat when she had the opportunity and is now Big Mad that the pre-vet fasting period has started
Suffering from an Affliction (got too hungry)
November 14, 2025 at 11:49 PM
Suffering from an Affliction (got too hungry)
Dedra Meero is Emma Flyte's Wario, is this anything
November 14, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Dedra Meero is Emma Flyte's Wario, is this anything
Spend points to become worthy of the Masamune and/or get shampoo samples
Sephiroth Beauty Insider
November 11, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Spend points to become worthy of the Masamune and/or get shampoo samples
Sephiroth Beauty Insider
November 10, 2025 at 10:56 PM
Sephiroth Beauty Insider
It has come to my attention that this will involve her not getting to sit on my lap or sleep on me for a couple of weeks, am now frantically googling "borrow an x-ray apron from dentist"
Bad: cat has hyperthyroidism
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
November 8, 2025 at 5:11 AM
It has come to my attention that this will involve her not getting to sit on my lap or sleep on me for a couple of weeks, am now frantically googling "borrow an x-ray apron from dentist"
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Thinking about the time I was talking with my husband about John Thune and he said something about Thune being really into floor debate and I said, "Oh no, a Debate Pervert," and he looked at me like I had grown a second head. I love my Offline Husband
December 16, 2024 at 7:14 PM
Thinking about the time I was talking with my husband about John Thune and he said something about Thune being really into floor debate and I said, "Oh no, a Debate Pervert," and he looked at me like I had grown a second head. I love my Offline Husband
Bad: cat has hyperthyroidism
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
November 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Bad: cat has hyperthyroidism
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
Good: cure is to make cat briefly radioactive
I enjoy playing Scrabble with strangers on the computer and my #1 rule is Don't Quit. I never resign even if I am getting absolutely annihilated. It's not my opponent's fault I only drew vowels, I will finish the game. It's good sportsmanship, goddammit
Do you have any extremely niche, but serious, ethical stances?
October 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
I enjoy playing Scrabble with strangers on the computer and my #1 rule is Don't Quit. I never resign even if I am getting absolutely annihilated. It's not my opponent's fault I only drew vowels, I will finish the game. It's good sportsmanship, goddammit
Alternatively: Jenson Button?
Taking suggestions on names for my new Juki sewing machine...am thinking Juki Tsunoda but idk if that's too obvious...
October 27, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Alternatively: Jenson Button?
Taking suggestions on names for my new Juki sewing machine...am thinking Juki Tsunoda but idk if that's too obvious...
October 26, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Taking suggestions on names for my new Juki sewing machine...am thinking Juki Tsunoda but idk if that's too obvious...
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)
October 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 (2025)
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[a la Nigella] microbiome
April 3, 2025 at 7:23 PM
[a la Nigella] microbiome
🎵O-O-O-O'mertaaaaaa
Honor Code🎵
Honor Code🎵
May 17, 2025 at 2:15 AM
🎵O-O-O-O'mertaaaaaa
Honor Code🎵
Honor Code🎵
Am I the worst person in the world at writing emails or do people just not read anymore? What is going on? I am taking several points of psychic damage every time I email someone and then get a response back that suggests they somehow read an entirely different email than the one I wrote
April 29, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Am I the worst person in the world at writing emails or do people just not read anymore? What is going on? I am taking several points of psychic damage every time I email someone and then get a response back that suggests they somehow read an entirely different email than the one I wrote