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Amanda
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Motorsport, gaming, movies, nonsense. she/her
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Anyway why waste time with stoves and timers when you can simply make perfect boiled eggs in a little alien spaceship that plays HR training video music when it's done cooking
boiled egg maker, my beloved
November 24, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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Sorry hang on this lipstick shade is called WHAT
Swatches of a NARS lipstick in shade 887 SEDITIOUS, described by the brand as "Cool berry rose"
November 22, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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Fall's most elegant accessory is a shaved neck (she had a thyroid ultrasound)
Suki the cat looking very beautiful despite sporting a somewhat ridiculous shaved neck
November 19, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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Guess who refused to eat when she had the opportunity and is now Big Mad that the pre-vet fasting period has started
Suki, a torbie cat with green eyes, sits on a wooden table and looks displeased
November 19, 2025 at 2:56 AM
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Offline Husband started laughing while he was brushing his teeth and I was like ? and he couldn't wait until he was done so he sent me this
Text reads "What do you call an entirely too online orgy?" Image is of...a four-poster bed
December 23, 2024 at 3:50 AM
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Sebastian Vettel with his eyes closed, caption reads "I pretend I do not see it"
December 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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POV: you're a post on bsky.app being looked at by Bisky, who cannot read
A white Pomeranian looms over the camera
November 24, 2024 at 6:43 PM
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Live footage of me trying to stay awake for quali #F1
A Chihuahua tucked into bed, wearing a little fleecy hoodie. A Scuderia Ferrari logo has been poorly photoshopped onto the hoodie
November 23, 2024 at 4:27 AM
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Genuinely thought this was Joel McHale moving in a bold new style direction
Harry Styles in orange sunglasses and a bright orange sweater with a blue ruffled shirt collar and cuffs peeking out
September 29, 2024 at 10:14 PM
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Bud...how've you done this
A sheepish-looking corgi whose chest harness has somehow migrated to his butt
September 25, 2024 at 10:09 PM
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We were feeling A Little Off by the end of the car ride
An orange corgi sits in the back seat of a car. His ears are back and also crooked and his upper lip is caught on his teeth. He looks Alarmed
September 7, 2024 at 12:31 AM
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Car corg. Where did his feet go
An orange corgi with crooked ears sits in the back seat of a car. His front paws are tucked underneath him
September 6, 2024 at 10:03 PM
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Gonna tell my kids this was Oscar Piastri
Lord Oscar Tully from House of the Dragon, a little lad in fancy armor
July 31, 2024 at 2:04 AM
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Dipper and his Emotional Support Curtain
Corgi on the floor with a curtain draped over his head Corgi on the floor with a curtain draped over his head. His eyes are covered by the curtain
July 20, 2024 at 4:30 PM
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Blurry photo but look at this cheeky little face. He just tried to bite my laptop
A white cat with heterochromia sits next to a laptop. His expression suggests that he is up to no good
July 18, 2024 at 7:16 PM
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Mfw I'm watching a livestream of the Royal Ballet performing at Jacob's Pillow dance festival and the pre-show slideshow features a photo of a guy in a Scuderia Ferrari hat, in the ultimate Unlikely Convergence Of My Interests
The Leo Pointing at the TV meme
July 7, 2024 at 12:07 AM
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We did try our darndest last year with the exquisite Garage 56 NASCAR, which looked like it was simply going to eat the other cars
Race cars on a circuit. There is one car that's much bigger than the others
June 6, 2024 at 8:06 PM
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Thrilled to report that Messrs Button and Goode are at it again, this time accompanied by Some Lady Who's Not Allowed To Look at the Camera
An ad for Hackett clothing featuring Jenson Button and Matthew Goode. Jenson is standing with his hand on his hip and one leg crossed over the other. Matthew is sitting on a suitcase. There is a woman walking in the background, looking off into the distance. An ad for Hackett clothing featuring Matthew Goode and Jenson Button. They're at a table in a bar - Matthew is sitting, Jenson is standing. There is also a woman at the table, looking off into the distance.
March 14, 2024 at 9:17 PM
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Max Verstappen and Helmut Marko
March 10, 2024 at 5:00 AM
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Little doodle of my dogs, Dipper and Bisky
Pencil drawing of a Corgi with wonky ears and a cheerful little Pomeranian
February 10, 2024 at 10:41 PM
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normal cat
A brown, orange, and white calico cat looks at the camera. One side of her lip is caught on her teeth and her ears are slightly flattened Same cat, same lip situation, but she's looking away from the camera
February 10, 2024 at 2:51 AM
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This one was perhaps not my best work
Two racing drivers in white, red and black Haas race suits. They have human bodies and sheep heads
February 1, 2024 at 3:03 AM
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"Wait why do I have so many pictures of stoats saved on my compu-- oh yeah, Stoat-o Wolff"
Toto Wolff but he has a stoat head
February 1, 2024 at 2:53 AM
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A couple of years ago I was recovering from a surgery and had too much time on my hands and decided to spend rather a lot of that time on...these

(the "Aston Marten" one is from when Seb was still there, Alonso does not have a mustelid vibe)
Two racing drivers in red Ferrari race suits. They have human bodies and ferret heads Two racing drivers in green Aston Martin race suits. They have human bodies and marten heads.
February 1, 2024 at 2:46 AM
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Kevin Magnussen wearing a knitted racesuit and making The Expression at the camera. The Expression is somewhere between a come-hither look and an indication of a stomachache. From the game Disco Elysium: "What does it even *mean*? What is the emotion you're trying to convey? 1. Superstardom. 2. God, I don't know -- it's indescribable. 3. I think it's supposed to look *suggestive*. I'm afraid it's meant *for the ladies*. 4. I'm insinuating that I'm vaguely sympathetic. I think I'm sort of pulling it off too - in a *sad has-been* kind of way. There is some charm to it. 5. It's an expression of pain."
January 26, 2024 at 8:46 PM