Pickle Juice Molotov
@thotchev.bsky.social
Antifascist they/she 🔞 PDX
Masking! At the Grocery Store
Free Palestine. Fuck ICE
Masking! At the Grocery Store
Free Palestine. Fuck ICE
Pinned
I think I'll have some cheese and crackers for lunch
Devastated to report I am becoming my father*
*drinking ovaltine at 1am
*drinking ovaltine at 1am
January 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Devastated to report I am becoming my father*
*drinking ovaltine at 1am
*drinking ovaltine at 1am
Easy bake oven for micro nacho snacks
January 2, 2026 at 8:50 AM
Easy bake oven for micro nacho snacks
It's going to be so fun when Monday rolls around and I have to readjust to waking up at 7:30
January 2, 2026 at 8:47 AM
It's going to be so fun when Monday rolls around and I have to readjust to waking up at 7:30
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They gentrified the tinfoil hat
January 1, 2026 at 8:57 PM
They gentrified the tinfoil hat
We as a society don't talk enough about the scene in Disney's pinnochio when the guy blows a smoke ring with a cigar then dips it in his beer like a donut
January 2, 2026 at 6:36 AM
We as a society don't talk enough about the scene in Disney's pinnochio when the guy blows a smoke ring with a cigar then dips it in his beer like a donut
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The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
January 1, 2026 at 9:42 PM
The scam website that is trying to steal money from artists is back, new logo and... very hastily made website.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
Be wary of them, block and report and warn other artists.
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sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
January 2, 2026 at 3:00 AM
sometimes I’ll make a joke to my wife and she’ll roll her eyes and ask if I’m “gonna post that one on bluesky.” I mean, yes, but her tone is very hurtful
Forgot you're supposed to kiss your partner on new years. Instead I took my glasses off my face and clinked them against theirs and said "cheers"
January 1, 2026 at 9:32 AM
Forgot you're supposed to kiss your partner on new years. Instead I took my glasses off my face and clinked them against theirs and said "cheers"
I am literally sitting on the floor with my dog because she's spooked by the fireworks and it's making her too nervous to eat alone
January 1, 2026 at 8:35 AM
I am literally sitting on the floor with my dog because she's spooked by the fireworks and it's making her too nervous to eat alone
I taught my mom, aunt, and uncle how to lemon pig
January 1, 2026 at 8:15 AM
I taught my mom, aunt, and uncle how to lemon pig
oh fuck yeah there's a spirograph here
January 1, 2026 at 7:39 AM
oh fuck yeah there's a spirograph here
Chill out east coast, it's not even 8pm
January 1, 2026 at 3:54 AM
Chill out east coast, it's not even 8pm
I am not photogenic today so pretend a photo of me looking super hot is attached to this post thanks for your cooperation
January 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
I am not photogenic today so pretend a photo of me looking super hot is attached to this post thanks for your cooperation
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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A judge in Georgia has officially dismissed the bogus RICO charges against 61 defendants in the movement to stop Cop City
January 1, 2026 at 1:28 AM
A judge in Georgia has officially dismissed the bogus RICO charges against 61 defendants in the movement to stop Cop City
Actual photo of me at every inconvenience today
December 31, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Actual photo of me at every inconvenience today
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this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
December 31, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this remains the greatest synopsis of incel culture one could ever ask for
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Can't even escape critisism of my beach playlist in the dead of winter. If you don't understand why Rock You Like a Hurricane is on the playlist that is a you problem
December 30, 2025 at 10:19 PM
Can't even escape critisism of my beach playlist in the dead of winter. If you don't understand why Rock You Like a Hurricane is on the playlist that is a you problem
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Who up being a demigod completely unbothered by the plight of mortals outside their own amusement
This is a pro Tom Bombadill account. We're booping into a pocket dimension with our hot river fae wife. We're singing jaunty tunes and wearing whimsicle hats
December 30, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Who up being a demigod completely unbothered by the plight of mortals outside their own amusement