Is this too niche now

Sure would have been cool to answer the door wearing pants

Santa did not call first when the washer came in and I had to sprint out of the bathtub and had to put on a dress that was way too slutty bc all my clothes are fucking dirty from the washer being broken for so long 💀 Hope the delivery guys enjoyed the show I guess

A fav blockbuster rental

Well damn Santa is bringing us a new washer dryer lmao

Santa is trash talking AI. I love him

I miss the maintenance guy from my last apartment. He was a big sweetie that looked exactly like Boris Johnson but with light behind his eyes

Huge year for people with "is he hot or just tall?" disease

First one better. It's got more personality!

It's hard to share a gofundme for yourself when everyone is struggling rn