hyperewok1
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I am a human over the age of 18.
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i’m reading what are clearly your darlings, and i say kill em all
December 22, 2025 at 2:17 PM
i’m reading what are clearly your darlings, and i say kill em all
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It's realistic to arrive at the Warhammer game shitfaced because that's what grand strategists do now as well
December 30, 2025 at 12:38 AM
It's realistic to arrive at the Warhammer game shitfaced because that's what grand strategists do now as well
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"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
December 25, 2025 at 6:04 AM
"You there, boy! [slurpy inhale sound] What day is it?"
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yeah I have so many people replying to me like "they don't plan to answer to the voters"
I mean of course they don't but their "plan" is, by all appearances, of underpants gnomes level of sophistication.
1) Do crime in public.
2) ???
3) Never lose power.
I mean of course they don't but their "plan" is, by all appearances, of underpants gnomes level of sophistication.
1) Do crime in public.
2) ???
3) Never lose power.
i know one view is that "they don't intend to lose power" but i honestly think this gives them way too much credit.
December 22, 2025 at 3:56 AM
yeah I have so many people replying to me like "they don't plan to answer to the voters"
I mean of course they don't but their "plan" is, by all appearances, of underpants gnomes level of sophistication.
1) Do crime in public.
2) ???
3) Never lose power.
I mean of course they don't but their "plan" is, by all appearances, of underpants gnomes level of sophistication.
1) Do crime in public.
2) ???
3) Never lose power.
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Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
December 21, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Big Chungus has lasted almost 20 times longer than the Confederacy
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Living long is the best revenge.
December 12, 2025 at 1:32 PM
Living long is the best revenge.
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SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
'Skull of St. Thomas Aquinas being transported to Fossanova Abbey.'
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
Photograph by Daniel Ibanez
December 10, 2025 at 5:10 PM
SKULL OF THOMAS AQUINAS: TAKE A LEFT NOW
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
PRIEST: No, the GPS says we have to keep going—
SKULL: I KNOW A SHORTCUT
PRIEST: Do you remember the last ti—
SKULL: FOR THOSE WITH FAITH, NO EVIDENCE IS NECESSARY; FOR THOSE WITHOUT IT, NO EVIDENCE WILL SUFFICE
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It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
December 5, 2025 at 8:13 PM
It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star
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Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
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this is quite the detail
November 30, 2025 at 12:41 PM
this is quite the detail
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POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
December 2, 2025 at 10:06 AM
POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬
PENELOPE: Who was that?
ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.
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ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
November 30, 2025 at 7:29 PM
ℑ𝔫 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔊𝔯𝔦𝔪 𝔇𝔞𝔯𝔨𝔫𝔢𝔰𝔰 𝔬𝔣 𝔱𝔥𝔢 𝔉𝔞𝔯 𝔉𝔲𝔱𝔲𝔯𝔢, 𝔱𝔥𝔢𝔯𝔢 𝔦𝔰 𝔒𝔫𝔩𝔶 𝔐𝔬𝔦
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
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*planning my 2028 campaign*
vote for me I will make sure the expanse comes back
vote for me I will make sure the expanse comes back
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 AM
*planning my 2028 campaign*
vote for me I will make sure the expanse comes back
vote for me I will make sure the expanse comes back
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Annette is just like me fr.
November 24, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Annette is just like me fr.
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Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Trump if Mamdani was WH chief of staff:
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Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
November 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Crying at Ronald Reagan bearing silent witness
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Sometimes it's the guy you most suspect
November 12, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Sometimes it's the guy you most suspect
at this point I can only assume the villain of Toy Story 6 will be a participation trophy
November 11, 2025 at 10:55 PM
at this point I can only assume the villain of Toy Story 6 will be a participation trophy
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The Illiad (story about Illidan)
November 11, 2025 at 8:21 PM
The Illiad (story about Illidan)
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