It's realistic to arrive at the Warhammer game shitfaced because that's what grand strategists do now as well

don't underestimate how much of modern Dungeons and Dragons discourse is about the struggle to return to The True Spirit Of Original D&D As Gary Gygax's Spirit Intended, as opposed to the godless modernity of the current edition

thinking about how the Golden Age of Piracy began after governments revoked all those letters of marque but, shockingly enough, the roving bands of armed marauders did not in fact decide to peacefully go home

never forget that Goncharov (a movie that does not exist) has more fanfics on AO3 than billion dollar franchise James Cameron Avatar

"brought to you by Bank of America"

it's wild to think that LA can sustain like 10 full time heroes, entierly aside that there's two heavy hitters like Phenomenaman and Blonde Blazer

do voters not exist outside the twittersphere

the only reason I remember seeing Return of the King in theaters is because, I, in my naievete, watched the crowning Aragorn, everyone bowing to the hobbits, the cresendo of music, the camera pans out, and it was such a great end and also I really had to pee

and then the movie just kept on going

people really walking into the circus here and asking why the clowns look Like That

It kinda rules that the “WAGTFKY” government is being bullied by a 5 foot tall pop star

hey, if your premodern society is recruiting en masse, then the majority of your soldiers are also farmers

of course the god of war is god of baked goods

surely the morale of the military, especially leadership, is not important for your average dictator

throwing s military leader under the bus is always a brilliant strategic move for tinpot dictators

ah yes, the classic Pewdiepie Defense

POLYPHEMUS: [texting] u up 👀

ODYSSEUS: [texting] bad time 😬

PENELOPE: Who was that?

ODYSSEUS: Uh... Nobody.

I would well and truly love to be proven wrong, and then maybe the voting public can finally put to rest the notion that you vote Republican for the economy

(or so a man can dream)

bland conspiracy theory: Musk will very pubicly divest from AI six months after Democrats win in 2028 in order to kick off the bubble burst that will inevitably cascade into a stock market crash