SSRI Ghurkin
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SSRI Ghurkin
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Pokemon Go level 45. Manky Scots git. Konrad Bartelski's right-hand man. Otherwise unassuming.
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There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder

(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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BUT NOT LIKE THAT, DIANE
January 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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Baleen
Baleen
Baleen
Baleeeeeeeen
I'm begging you get krill for my man
June 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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They don't like being locked away in churches, they want to roam wild.
April 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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One of my friends is a Freemason in Blackpool and I keep telling him he should pitch a name change “The Blackpool Illuminati”
March 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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It's okay Amy. We don't want to be in their stupid film anyway.
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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"I was eating Cheerios and then bye bye tooth"
- my son, to government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
March 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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January 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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January 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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Not Toast?
March 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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Every mind-bending TV show:
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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In the House of Commons, the chief whip is the one with a walnut on their head.
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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February 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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I DEMAND MY HIGH CULTURE BACK!
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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My little neice Olivia has the worst case of hemorrhoids the doctor says he's ever seen.
January 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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A trillion! That’s … *checks with ChatGPT* … almost a million!
DeepSeek: AI investors could lose more than $1 trillion as new Chinese app dominates US products
www.itv.com/news/2025-01...
www.itv.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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I lol'd
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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Turns out the DeepSeek AI was just three old Nintendo Wiis in a trenchcoat.
January 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.
January 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM