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SSRI Ghurkin
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Pokemon Go level 45. Manky Scots git. Konrad Bartelski's right-hand man. Otherwise unassuming.
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stephencollins.bsky.social
There was actually a time quite recently when the Young People still used Tinder

(Published around the time of Dawn Chorus Day)
[Scene is a WOODLAND just before dawn. In a tree, a TEENAGE ROBIN with big headphones on is slouching on a branch, swiping on her phone. Her DAD ROBIN approaches her on the branch looking cheerful with her MUM ROBIN also in tow]. DAD ROBIN: Wakey wakey darling, it's National Dawn Chorus Day! TEENAGE ROBIN: Ugh, Dad... DAD ROBIN: Come on, dear... DAD ROBIN: It's time for us all to shout into the darkness for sex! TEENAGE ROBIN: What DAD ROBIN: You're a big bird now. Time to put down that blessed phone and find a mate... TEENAGE ROBIN: I am. On Tinder. [She swipes on her phone] DAD ROBIN: Oh for heaven's sake. Your generation has no sense of tradition! TEENAGE ROBIN: Right... so you'd rather I found love by bellowing into the woods for a pre-dawn hookup with a total stranger? DAD ROBIN: It's natural! TEENAGE ROBIN: It's dogging. DAD ROBIN: Well that's how your Mum and I had you... TEENAGE ROBIN: OH MY GOD GROSS MUM ROBIN [Singing sweetly into the air]: Sex pleeease... TEENAGE ROBIN: Stop it Mum. MUM ROBIN: SEEEEEX PLEEEEAAAASE... TEENAGE ROBIN: MUUUM! [ends]
November 23, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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chicksrule.bsky.social
BUT NOT LIKE THAT, DIANE
January 5, 2025 at 7:15 PM
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prufrockluvsong.bsky.social
Baleen
Baleen
Baleen
Baleeeeeeeen
I'm begging you get krill for my man
June 1, 2025 at 5:53 AM
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saccharinequeen.bsky.social
They don't like being locked away in churches, they want to roam wild.
A table on Guildford High Street, with a sign saying "FREE BIBLES"
April 13, 2025 at 8:24 AM
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erikmbaker.bsky.social
Revealed preferences theory suggests that Wall Street executives value their ability to call their subordinates gay at approximately 8 trillion dollars
April 3, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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verybadllama.bsky.social
I have tariffed
the penguins
that are on
Heard Island

and which
you were probably
assuming
did not export goods

forgive me
they were taking advantage of us
so cunning
and so cold
April 3, 2025 at 7:45 PM
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bethanyblack.bsky.social
One of my friends is a Freemason in Blackpool and I keep telling him he should pitch a name change “The Blackpool Illuminati”
March 23, 2025 at 2:12 PM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
It's okay Amy. We don't want to be in their stupid film anyway.
A penguing puts a wing around its partner in a consoling way. A film crew are making a documentary in the distance.
March 22, 2025 at 11:28 AM
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seamas.bsky.social
"I was eating Cheerios and then bye bye tooth"
- my son, to government of the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland
My 6yo son's finished form, including a description of the tooth loss - "I was eating Cheerios and then bye bye tooth" - a drawing of said incident, and a wildly generous claim that his tooth was white rather than a slightly yellower shade.
March 16, 2025 at 10:39 AM
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standplaatskrk.pl
dualumina on tumbler asks: "Hi, what's a snile is it a sneering smile? Is it edible?" evilscientist3 answers: "well you see," [image of a sniling tabby cat, smiling in a very judgy way] "the sniler"
January 8, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
zombietacocat on tumblr: "Whatever floats your stoat" [Image of a white weasel-like long animal (all white, but with a black tip of the tail,) captured while it was mid-jump, making it look like it's suspended in midair.]
January 17, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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standplaatskrk.pl
image 1: a black bird with opalescent green head feathers eating a seed: "he snackle" image 2: 2 of the same birds scrapping: "he attackle" but most importantly image 3: bird striking a dignified pose: "he grackle"
January 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
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thelifeofsharks.com
Not Toast?
March 15, 2025 at 12:52 PM
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misterabk.bsky.social
Every mind-bending TV show:
March 14, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
In the House of Commons, the chief whip is the one with a walnut on their head.
March 12, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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ryanpequin.bsky.social
I tell my cat “I know” when she meows at me but if I’m being honest? I don’t always know
February 24, 2025 at 4:28 AM
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cheatlines.co
LOTR meme: Legolas: that is a Volvo sedan, unless my eyes are cheated by some spell. Fandalf: the 200 series is the lord of all Volvos, and has been my friend through many dangers
February 22, 2025 at 4:46 AM
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oddthisday.bsky.social
I DEMAND MY HIGH CULTURE BACK!
Viz Comic strip ‘Doctor Poo’, in which a Tom Baker-style Time Lord flies about the universe trying to find somewhere to defecate. Too much detail for alt text, but he basically lands on distant worlds and complains about “touching cloth” and it’s stupid and very funny
February 7, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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trouteyes.bsky.social
My little neice Olivia has the worst case of hemorrhoids the doctor says he's ever seen.
A toddler on way to a fancy dress party as a berry. Her costume is made from thirty or so balloons. We can just see her head, arms, and legs.
January 31, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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levparikian.bsky.social
A trillion! That’s … *checks with ChatGPT* … almost a million!
itvnews.bsky.social ITV News (Official) @itvnews.bsky.social · Jan 27
DeepSeek: AI investors could lose more than $1 trillion as new Chinese app dominates US products
www.itv.com/news/2025-01...
www.itv.com
January 27, 2025 at 2:04 PM
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joshspero.ft.com
I lol'd
Comment under the FT story: Articles like this always remind me of the newly dead 35 year old lawyer who complains to the Lord that he has been taken from earth at too early an age. After a few moments printing out sheets the Lord responds: “ but according to your Billable hours we have you down as 86 years old?!”
January 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
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jakevig.bsky.social
Turns out the DeepSeek AI was just three old Nintendo Wiis in a trenchcoat.
January 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
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glennyrodge.bsky.social
“Select all squares containing J D Salinger books” - CAPTCHA in the Rye.
January 23, 2025 at 8:14 AM
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junlper.beer
this is so fucking funny man i cannot believe conservatives are even alive
January 22, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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dieworkwear.bsky.social
The year is 2035. I meet President AOC in the Oval Office. "You've done well," she says. "By telling men to dress gay, you've lowered the population rate by 90%, thereby reducing carbon emissions." She slides me a manilla envelope. I can now afford a home in a walkable neighborhood
Someone on Twitter writes: "Unfortunately die work wear or whatever is a psyop to turn men into women . Cuz why the hell else would he be telling them to dress that gay"
January 13, 2025 at 5:24 AM