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“Don’t hear what I didn’t say” is now my favorite reminder to myself that folks love to misunderstand us when we are being straightforward and effective communicators.
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September 30, 2025 at 4:05 PM
“Don’t hear what I didn’t say” is now my favorite reminder to myself that folks love to misunderstand us when we are being straightforward and effective communicators.
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“You have to spend money to make money,” I tell myself as I buy another penguin.
July 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
“You have to spend money to make money,” I tell myself as I buy another penguin.
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cut my cake into pieces, this is my last dessert
September 16, 2025 at 7:29 PM
cut my cake into pieces, this is my last dessert
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oh my god someone slashed our tire
September 12, 2025 at 3:00 AM
oh my god someone slashed our tire
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me: you go first
dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
September 10, 2025 at 3:36 PM
me: you go first
dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
dolphin: oh man you are so fucked
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when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
September 6, 2025 at 1:21 PM
when you realize that life is meaningless and you still have eight more to go
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I remember a time when people believed that something horrible would happen to them if they didn’t forward chain letters via email so don’t tell me people have gotten dumber
September 5, 2025 at 5:18 AM
I remember a time when people believed that something horrible would happen to them if they didn’t forward chain letters via email so don’t tell me people have gotten dumber
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Hannibal: *visibly salivating* You’re telling me there’s five guys in these burgers?
September 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
Hannibal: *visibly salivating* You’re telling me there’s five guys in these burgers?
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A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
August 26, 2025 at 1:30 AM
A jury of my peers? TWELVE murderers?!
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Anyone who is not full Dane is automatically Danish.
August 25, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Anyone who is not full Dane is automatically Danish.
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If whisky can damage your short term memory, just think what whisky can do.
July 24, 2025 at 4:26 PM
If whisky can damage your short term memory, just think what whisky can do.
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It was said that Fast Luke had the quickest hand in the Old West. Too bad everyone else used guns. Luke's final words reportedly were "pew, pew"
August 14, 2025 at 8:00 PM
It was said that Fast Luke had the quickest hand in the Old West. Too bad everyone else used guns. Luke's final words reportedly were "pew, pew"
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i don't know why women even bothered putting on underwear in the 70s
August 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
i don't know why women even bothered putting on underwear in the 70s
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location, location, location
July 19, 2025 at 5:08 PM
location, location, location
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never underestimate the power of humour...
July 19, 2025 at 4:59 AM
never underestimate the power of humour...
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how to seal a leaky bucket
July 14, 2025 at 2:43 PM
how to seal a leaky bucket
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I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
July 1, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I got permission to share this, and I'm extremely grateful for that.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
The Onion got this letter from one of our subscribers in Alaska. She works with dementia patients and decided to leave a copy in the car for each one.
This email made my year. Read it and you'll see what I mean. People are good.
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Why did they call them Viking runes and not Norse code
June 27, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Why did they call them Viking runes and not Norse code
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It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
June 27, 2025 at 6:47 PM
It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins
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*at McDonalds
This happy meal better fuckin work.
This happy meal better fuckin work.
June 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
*at McDonalds
This happy meal better fuckin work.
This happy meal better fuckin work.
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When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.
June 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
When you realize that what you were taught in school was selected so it wouldn't inconvenience you.
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When you're over 40, the sentence "come hang out and have fun with us tonight" is a threat
June 21, 2025 at 2:16 AM
When you're over 40, the sentence "come hang out and have fun with us tonight" is a threat
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‘Scarlett Johansson’s body’ is not the correct answer when your wife asks what accessories go with her new dress, I know this now.
June 21, 2025 at 1:06 PM
‘Scarlett Johansson’s body’ is not the correct answer when your wife asks what accessories go with her new dress, I know this now.
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Me: I just want to be rich enough to have a golden shower.
Friend: *whispers quietly in my ear*
Me: Platinum. Platinum shower.
Friend: *whispers quietly in my ear*
Me: Platinum. Platinum shower.
June 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Me: I just want to be rich enough to have a golden shower.
Friend: *whispers quietly in my ear*
Me: Platinum. Platinum shower.
Friend: *whispers quietly in my ear*
Me: Platinum. Platinum shower.