Crepes of Wrath
Possible names for my new crepe shop:
- Crepe of Good Hope
- The Crepe Crusader
- Planet of the Crepes
- Kingdom of the Planet of the Crepes
- The Crepe of Things to Come
- What's Eating Gilbert Crepe
- Crepe of Good Hope
- The Crepe Crusader
- Planet of the Crepes
- Kingdom of the Planet of the Crepes
- The Crepe of Things to Come
- What's Eating Gilbert Crepe
December 26, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Crepes of Wrath
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Not even remotely adequate, of course, but I tried to get some thoughts down about Rob Reiner
Rob Reiner’s Death Was a Tragedy. His Life Was the Opposite.
As impossible as it is to process the abrupt end to his life, Reiner always possessed a joy, curiosity, and affection that was imbued in his movies
www.theringer.com
December 15, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Not even remotely adequate, of course, but I tried to get some thoughts down about Rob Reiner
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Ebert Victorious!
What is the quintessential Onion headline? The strong contender that just randomly popped in my mind is "Hank Williams Jr. Honored by Institute For Football Preparedness"
December 4, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Ebert Victorious!
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nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
November 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
nancy reagan welcoming dick cheney to hell
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social @themlg.bsky.social Up the Toffees! Where are your posts boyos?!!
October 5, 2025 at 2:56 PM
@thefarmerjones.bsky.social @themlg.bsky.social Up the Toffees! Where are your posts boyos?!!
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Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
September 2, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Jordan Hudson and Bill Belichick later tonight.
This is how I felt when they removed the Mayor McCheese prisons from McDonald's playlands
Referring to a mediocre breakfast restaurant as your culture and heritage is one of the whitest things I've ever read.
August 23, 2025 at 11:53 PM
This is how I felt when they removed the Mayor McCheese prisons from McDonald's playlands
@pattymo.com strangely silent here
This doesn’t link to anything, it’s just a statement…
July 19, 2025 at 5:11 PM
@pattymo.com strangely silent here
@dicknixon.bsky.social I'm sure you're on top of this but just in case
Zack Wheeler in his first complete game since 2021:
◽️ 9 IP
◽️ 1 H
◽️ 1 ER
◽️ 0 BB
◽️ 12 K
◽️ 9 IP
◽️ 1 H
◽️ 1 ER
◽️ 0 BB
◽️ 12 K
July 6, 2025 at 9:41 PM
@dicknixon.bsky.social I'm sure you're on top of this but just in case
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Okay, but what’s the source wearing
NYT reporter meeting in a parking garage with an anonymous source dressed head to toe in Nazi regalia
July 4, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Okay, but what’s the source wearing
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Pam Bondi path:
*Investigating Trump as Florida Attorney General, drops case after Trump gives her PAC $25K
*Becomes avid Trump defender, serves as personal lawyer
*Becomes a lobbyist for Qatar b/c of links to Trump, earning $115K a month
*As US AG, blesses $400 million bribe between her clients
*Investigating Trump as Florida Attorney General, drops case after Trump gives her PAC $25K
*Becomes avid Trump defender, serves as personal lawyer
*Becomes a lobbyist for Qatar b/c of links to Trump, earning $115K a month
*As US AG, blesses $400 million bribe between her clients
May 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Pam Bondi path:
*Investigating Trump as Florida Attorney General, drops case after Trump gives her PAC $25K
*Becomes avid Trump defender, serves as personal lawyer
*Becomes a lobbyist for Qatar b/c of links to Trump, earning $115K a month
*As US AG, blesses $400 million bribe between her clients
*Investigating Trump as Florida Attorney General, drops case after Trump gives her PAC $25K
*Becomes avid Trump defender, serves as personal lawyer
*Becomes a lobbyist for Qatar b/c of links to Trump, earning $115K a month
*As US AG, blesses $400 million bribe between her clients
Looks like someone was watching WPBT over the weekend
Trump Seems to Have Decided to Reopen Alcatraz Because of a Movie
Is this how the president of the United States is making major decisions now?
www.yahoo.com
May 5, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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Due to tariffs on Canadian products, Nickelback is now known as Sixpointtwocentsback.
I'm not high. I swear.
I'm not high. I swear.
April 29, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Due to tariffs on Canadian products, Nickelback is now known as Sixpointtwocentsback.
I'm not high. I swear.
I'm not high. I swear.
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Was looking for an account I could send a bsky feature request to and stumbled on this instead
April 19, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Was looking for an account I could send a bsky feature request to and stumbled on this instead
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The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.
March 6, 2025 at 5:49 PM
The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child.
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Please JB Pritzker do not commit any crimes before 2028. I know it is part of the job as Illinois governor but you must resist.
March 6, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Please JB Pritzker do not commit any crimes before 2028. I know it is part of the job as Illinois governor but you must resist.
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Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself
February 26, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Frustrating that the problem “the worst people in the world are obsessed with going to space and hate basic safety regulations” hasn’t solved itself
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TSA agent: why is your suitcase so wet
me: you mean my soupcase?
me: you mean my soupcase?
February 15, 2025 at 7:08 PM
TSA agent: why is your suitcase so wet
me: you mean my soupcase?
me: you mean my soupcase?
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[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
January 31, 2025 at 1:48 AM
[kissing every meatball before loading it onto sub]
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
subway employee: im pretty sure youre not supposed to do that
me: oh i dont work here
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if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools
January 28, 2025 at 5:27 PM
if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools