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Ryan
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You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell

🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I do not need sleep. Only Sleep.
November 13, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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November 12, 2025 at 9:02 AM
Yeah there should shave been burnings
in retrospect the metoo movement did not go too far and in fact should have been given spanish inquisition levels of power and authority
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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the man behind the curtain is just some dude jerking off to porn he found in the woods
November 13, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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The Pains of being Dumb of Ass
October 3, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The curtain gets pulled on the grand conspiracy and it’s a lots of sleazy dumbasses which what I expected but nonetheless depressing
November 13, 2025 at 11:07 AM
I think the most incoherent I’ve ever been on a sports victory is ironically on a sport that I’d only been following for months. The 2015 World Cup semi final against South Africa. Tensest shit I’ve ever watched just turned around and screamed into the corner when Elliot hit the six that won it.
November 13, 2025 at 10:57 AM
Might be true but his call of the 99 yard fumble return by Sam Hubbard in the playoffs against the Ravens will forever be etched in my brain
Hot take: Basketball might be the sport Mike Tirico calls best.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 AM
November 12, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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This has got to be illegal or something.
November 12, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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November 11, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Frank Black is statistically likely to be the coolest guy ever who looks like that
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 AM
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new political compass just dropped
November 10, 2025 at 1:22 PM
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Joyce Carol Oates: “In fact he seems totally uneducated, uncultured.”

Darryl, Joyce Carol Oates’ friend: fuck him up, Joyce Carol Oates
November 9, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The kebab place often but not always tells me to grab a can of drink for free when they give me my order and o cannot figure out what the criteria is for deciding
November 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
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books have no tech tree, no fog of war
November 10, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Just saw the second Joyce Carol Oates tweet. Brutal lmao.
November 11, 2025 at 4:57 AM
Incredible stuff here bsky.app/profile/stec...
bsky.app
November 11, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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every single week they're throwing this guy a special oval office love-in that appears to be the presidential equivalent of letting your dog scarf an entire big mac and fries before that last trip to the vet
Pirro: "Mr President, there is in this room a group of people who love you, who believe in you, and who are so proud to be in this Oval Office and to be part of this amazing day because you have changed the course of America."
November 10, 2025 at 9:10 PM
These are dark times but imagine all the people who lived their whole lives before the existence of the clavinet and wah pedal
November 10, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I’ve always been about 51-49 towards harm reduction voting but actually fuck thrde motherfuckers if there’s no mechanism to punish these fucks what’s the point of democracy
November 10, 2025 at 11:35 AM
One six two seven eight two six three seven eight nine
November 10, 2025 at 10:36 AM
Wampa with big naturals big tiddy Hoth gf
November 10, 2025 at 10:00 AM
I’m sorry
November 9, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Shiggy
YouTube video by Stephen Malkmus - Topic
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November 8, 2025 at 3:14 PM