Ryan
@boynamedshit.bsky.social
You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
I’ll see you in hell
🇺🇸 in 🇳🇿 AKL
People always say “what radicalized you” but I think it’s the opposite. We are almost all taught the basic virtues of kindness, fairness at a young age and then are subjected to radical rhetoric as to why policies that demonstrate those values aren’t effective or somehow achieve the opposite
January 3, 2026 at 6:19 AM
People always say “what radicalized you” but I think it’s the opposite. We are almost all taught the basic virtues of kindness, fairness at a young age and then are subjected to radical rhetoric as to why policies that demonstrate those values aren’t effective or somehow achieve the opposite
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I always think of this when someone says they do everything with AI now
May 16, 2025 at 5:04 AM
I always think of this when someone says they do everything with AI now
Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Why can’t monsters get along with other monsters
In the sweetest falsetto: caribou
In a voice louder than God: REPENT
In a voice louder than God: REPENT
January 2, 2026 at 1:22 PM
In the sweetest falsetto: caribou
In a voice louder than God: REPENT
In a voice louder than God: REPENT
The thing about self awareness and understanding the rational thought behind irrational emotions is that it doesn’t stop the irrational emotions which seems like that would be the entire point
January 1, 2026 at 1:13 PM
The thing about self awareness and understanding the rational thought behind irrational emotions is that it doesn’t stop the irrational emotions which seems like that would be the entire point
Emotional support widower <— apparently
December 31, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Emotional support widower <— apparently
There was a brief period where I was the smoothest motherfucker on the planet and I don’t know how to get back to that
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
There was a brief period where I was the smoothest motherfucker on the planet and I don’t know how to get back to that
Strongest motherfucker of all time
December 31, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Strongest motherfucker of all time
No one gets mad at I’m a sweetheart
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 31, 2025 at 2:31 PM
No one gets mad at I’m a sweetheart
Lincoln had a secretary named Funkadelic who told him not to go to Ford's Theatre. Kennedy had a secretary named Parliament and she warned him not to go to Dallas.
December 31, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Lincoln had a secretary named Funkadelic who told him not to go to Ford's Theatre. Kennedy had a secretary named Parliament and she warned him not to go to Dallas.
This concludes what is assuredly the worst year of my life
December 31, 2025 at 11:00 AM
This concludes what is assuredly the worst year of my life
Call me 7/11 the way I’m slingin white monster 24/7
December 30, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Call me 7/11 the way I’m slingin white monster 24/7
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Popeyes
New Orleans restaurant recs please. As always more fucked up, the better.
December 30, 2025 at 11:34 AM
Popeyes
41 days until tops and bottoms report to spring training
December 30, 2025 at 9:57 AM
41 days until tops and bottoms report to spring training
There should be a way to make your brain take a timeout from thoughts (that is not substance abuse)
December 30, 2025 at 9:03 AM
There should be a way to make your brain take a timeout from thoughts (that is not substance abuse)
Had drinks with friends yesterday and it was fucking fun as hell and looking forward to it kind of carried me through this brutal 1st holiday period and now it’s come and gone and I’m so fucking flat
December 29, 2025 at 12:03 PM
Had drinks with friends yesterday and it was fucking fun as hell and looking forward to it kind of carried me through this brutal 1st holiday period and now it’s come and gone and I’m so fucking flat
Bus transport gives me anxiety in a way that trains do not they don’t stick to the time tables you have no idea how long you’re going to be stuck at a stop if you have to change
December 28, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Bus transport gives me anxiety in a way that trains do not they don’t stick to the time tables you have no idea how long you’re going to be stuck at a stop if you have to change
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St Vincent de Paul? You mean the drummer from Pantera?
December 28, 2025 at 12:06 AM
St Vincent de Paul? You mean the drummer from Pantera?
Got to be the worst era in history to be named Al.
December 27, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Got to be the worst era in history to be named Al.
Saying “once more into the breach” about going out with my friends tomorrow as if I’m not the actual source of the problem
December 27, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Saying “once more into the breach” about going out with my friends tomorrow as if I’m not the actual source of the problem
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Hate it when my ass gets smote upon the mountainside
November 11, 2024 at 10:38 PM
Hate it when my ass gets smote upon the mountainside
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My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
December 27, 2025 at 7:46 AM
My dream is to be a college football coach and make 15 million dollars a year to yell at 19 year olds that they need to take the Bisquick Pancake & Baking Mix Bowl more seriously. My wife has a severe haircut, I cheat on her with several women named “Applebee’s Tami”
It’s called testosterone because it constantly tests you
December 27, 2025 at 12:16 PM
It’s called testosterone because it constantly tests you