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Ryan
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You’re solid gold
I’ll see you in hell

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I thought this was about that other website vs this one and it somehow made perfect sense
the biggest win from X was the combat with a clear turn order

i simply think the active time battle system is bad
Final Fantasy X is the last time everyone basically agreed that a new mainline non-mmo final fantasy game was good followed by games for increasingly smaller sub-sections of the fan base and that’s such an impressive number of times to fuck that up.
February 19, 2026 at 4:30 AM
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"Professor White Boy " has perished. They found him self harmed at the bottom of an elevator shaft. Thanks for the fucking smiles, Professor
February 19, 2026 at 2:54 AM
“Yabba dabba Alabama” - Anthony Keidis if he was from Alabama instead of Southern California
February 19, 2026 at 4:29 AM
This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes, and the dark within.
GIVE IT AWAY GIVE AWAY GIVE IT GIVE IT AWAY NOW

GIVE IT AWAY GIVE AWAY GIVE IT GIVE IT AWAY NOW

GIVE IT AWAY GIVE AWAY GIVE IT GIVE IT AWAY NOW
February 18, 2026 at 10:27 PM
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I got a tip that all over the world, people are using a dead-simple hack to manipulate AI behavior. It turns out changing what AI tells other people can be as easy as writing a blog post *on your own website*

I didn’t believe it, so I decided to test it myself www.bbc.com/future/artic...
I hacked ChatGPT and Google's AI – and it only took 20 minutes
I found a way to make AI tell you lies – and I'm not the only one.
www.bbc.com
February 18, 2026 at 4:37 PM
Remember when iPhone came out and we had all those annoying “smart phone advocates” insisting we all give it a chance or fall behind. Oh right…
February 18, 2026 at 4:53 AM
Cursed idea: Tom Hanks on the MCU steroids
February 18, 2026 at 4:44 AM
Heaven Is a Truck
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February 18, 2026 at 4:25 AM
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Hang on. Processing something. Took my edible and then realized the last name Esposito means “Little Husband”
February 18, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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Used to be that you could count on never once seeing a government official with his shirt off.
February 18, 2026 at 12:26 AM
Year of the 🚬🐴
February 18, 2026 at 4:01 AM
bastard’s degree
February 17, 2026 at 8:34 PM
You never hear about anyone being spicy mannered it’s always mild
February 17, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Overly specific tshirt about being born in 1972 bought off one of those Facebook ads spotted in the wild
February 17, 2026 at 7:03 PM
1. Lift weights
2. Become strong
3. Fight and defeat God
February 17, 2026 at 6:01 AM
I know arcs can't fly
I know the sharks, they don't have wings
February 17, 2026 at 4:52 AM
Could go for a chrupbox
February 17, 2026 at 4:49 AM
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February 17, 2026 at 4:48 AM
Mt Dracula
February 17, 2026 at 4:32 AM
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Assistant Director Skinner, I threw up
February 16, 2026 at 4:22 PM
I don’t really understand handshake etiquette like people go on about a firm handshake am I supposed to try to crush the other persons hand because that seems like a faux pas
February 16, 2026 at 7:56 PM
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CHUCK: Look, I loved the Muppets and Fraggle Rock, but Jim Henson and those hippies killing all them people was wrong.

SHAQ: I don’t care what you say, you look like Black Professor Honeydew.

KENNY: [laughing]

ERNIE: You mean Charles Manson, Chuck. Jim Henson was a puppeteer.
April 13, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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Gorillaz are back so time to resurrect the greatest of all music tweets. We're all out here tryna be The Quietus and she just walks up and zeroes in on the essence.
February 14, 2026 at 1:47 PM
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After I saw this tweet I asked my husband if he'd seen there's new gorillaz out. He was like WHAT?? HOW?? A NEW GORILLA???
February 15, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The Hexx
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February 15, 2026 at 7:06 PM