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Lee Hoffguy
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March 27, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Who up frying they air
March 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Just realized I have all the pieces to assemble a full Canadian tuxedo brb summoning exodia
March 6, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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10pm. Time to yearn
March 6, 2025 at 3:03 AM
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Just learned from one of his friends that George Lowe, voice of the titular character from Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, has died.

R.I.P., George
March 4, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Combover with frosted tips
March 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
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Elmer is obviously attracted to Bugs in a way that Bugs is more aware of than Elmer but I don't think Bugs totally understands the depths of how reciprocal it is on his end. A fascinating relationship.
February 9, 2025 at 5:53 PM
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February 10, 2025 at 3:02 AM
if you really loved me you'd buy me the Roto Grip Spare Tire Clear Bowling Ball 15lb
February 6, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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(pretending i haven't opened my phone in the last 13 days) greek salad is the move when red onion and feta is the vibe
February 3, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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"caltrops" is too cool a word for them to be so rare in our lives
January 20, 2025 at 1:42 AM
ordering grey new balances and bright eyes/cursive tickets in the same sitting
January 14, 2025 at 3:59 AM
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January 2, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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going outside is so dope when it’s nice out. but inside is cool because that’s where you can plug in your electronics and watch tv shows. so i don’t know. hopefully this post wasted your time in some way
December 17, 2024 at 7:48 PM
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Regarding the news of the day so to speak
December 10, 2024 at 1:28 AM
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December 9, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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BREAKING: NYPD has located the tunnel the assassin used to escape the city but found it to be merely a painting on a brick wall and smashed up several squad cars upon trying to enter it
December 9, 2024 at 1:09 AM
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joe biden has the chance to issue the funniest pardon ever
December 5, 2024 at 10:15 AM
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Editor: You get those photos of Elliott Gould and Grover?
Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.
Editor: what
September 29, 2023 at 3:03 PM
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the dealer at the poker table turns to me and i fish a tarot card out of my pocket. "change three of those to hearts," i tell him, with an expert flick of my wrist sending The Sun across the table and into another player's stack of chips, scattering them
November 24, 2024 at 3:38 PM
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i don’t have much of anything to post about right now, just taking care of some chores around the house. check back later for more posts
November 20, 2024 at 3:11 PM
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There should be a way to mute a percentage of peoples’ posts. Just to throttle volume posters. A slider that says the percent and they just zap one in every x posts for you, totally regardless of the content. Twenty percent? Every fifth post is gone.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
i miss pushing and pulling the weight sled from PT so bad. i am but a simple machine
November 19, 2024 at 11:02 PM
I need new lock in music. I’ve about spun the wheels off of MG Ultra the last few weeks
November 19, 2024 at 11:01 PM