John Frankson
@herebefrank.bsky.social
One day I will think of something clever to put here, but today is not that day.
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Just thinking about Danny McBride in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES doing all the VO for DARKEST DUNGEON.
Imagine it, it's so easy:
"Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."
Imagine it, it's so easy:
"Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."
February 4, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Just thinking about Danny McBride in RIGHTEOUS GEMSTONES doing all the VO for DARKEST DUNGEON.
Imagine it, it's so easy:
"Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."
Imagine it, it's so easy:
"Ruin has come to our family. You remember our venerable house, opulent and imperial. Gazing proudly from its stoic perch above the moor."
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The Department of War Crimes, then
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Department of War Crimes, then
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Every day there are more emails. It will never stop
November 21, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Every day there are more emails. It will never stop
The most important thing about Bill Watterson is not any single strip, it's that the man actively fought against any merchandising attempts and gave up untold millions. Unmatched artistic integrity that is even more incredible in our era of endless reboots and AI slop.
November 18, 2025 at 10:12 PM
The most important thing about Bill Watterson is not any single strip, it's that the man actively fought against any merchandising attempts and gave up untold millions. Unmatched artistic integrity that is even more incredible in our era of endless reboots and AI slop.
Bluesky, I love you, but you've got to find something else to talk about today
November 18, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Bluesky, I love you, but you've got to find something else to talk about today
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Star Wars: TIE Fighter (1994)
November 16, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Star Wars: TIE Fighter (1994)
One thing I can't get over when we get these email dumps is how many rich and powerful people write like toddlers
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
One thing I can't get over when we get these email dumps is how many rich and powerful people write like toddlers
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football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
November 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
football’s all like gimme that coconut i want it it’s beautiful but tennis is all like fuck this stupid lemon i hate it
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The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
Hell, just look at Vietnam -- an absolutely brutal, murderous campaign and we still lost.
I'd love the vetbro "THE ROES MADE BY WOKE LAWYERS AND DESK JOCKEY OFFICERS MADE US LOSE" crowd to explain why neither the Russian military nor the Israeli military—despite having committed war crimes and killed civilians for years now—have achieved a single one of their military objectives.
October 2, 2025 at 12:35 AM
Hell, just look at Vietnam -- an absolutely brutal, murderous campaign and we still lost.
"Everybody wants progress, but they don't want to change." Honestly, got to give that one to him, that's a good quote, particularly re: local government.
Recall effort against him is full of 'outright lies,' says St. Charles Mayor Borgmeyer
Mayor Borgmeyer on Thursday expressed confidence that he could withstand the recall vote — if petitioners gather enough signatures to get on the ballot.
www.stltoday.com
September 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
"Everybody wants progress, but they don't want to change." Honestly, got to give that one to him, that's a good quote, particularly re: local government.
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"Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or your parents. Or God. All right?"
September 25, 2025 at 4:22 AM
"Brendon, there's nothing wrong with lying to women. Or the government. Or your parents. Or God. All right?"
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my HP is so restored right now bro. I have +10 stamina right now
June 25, 2025 at 6:21 AM
my HP is so restored right now bro. I have +10 stamina right now
Agree on this 100 percent, criminally underrated show. I still think about that scene where he shows up and nails the conference speech with all the jargon.
I am sure I am not alone in all these replies/quotes but
September 12, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Agree on this 100 percent, criminally underrated show. I still think about that scene where he shows up and nails the conference speech with all the jargon.
The Department of War Crimes, then
Hegseth: "Maximum lethality -- not tepid legality. Violent effect, not politically correct. We're gonna raise up warriors. Not just defenders."
September 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
The Department of War Crimes, then
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today is septidi 7 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating winter barley
August 23, 2025 at 11:40 PM
today is septidi 7 Fructidor in the year of the Republic CCXXXIII, celebrating winter barley
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youtuber at 15 minutes of 1 hour video: so I guess it isn't possible to beat scooby doo night of 1000 frights without double jumping...............
me: ah that sucks 😕
youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room
me: :0000000000000000
me: ah that sucks 😕
youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room
me: :0000000000000000
July 27, 2025 at 11:01 PM
youtuber at 15 minutes of 1 hour video: so I guess it isn't possible to beat scooby doo night of 1000 frights without double jumping...............
me: ah that sucks 😕
youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room
me: :0000000000000000
me: ah that sucks 😕
youtuber:..........that is, unless we notice this uneven geometry in the corner of the room
me: :0000000000000000
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getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream
August 13, 2025 at 3:14 PM
getting your post read out loud by a lawyer, directly to the person you made fun of, and entered into public record is the poster's dream
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If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
It feels like we should be making a bigger deal of “we actually did in fact find a cure for AIDS”
Evidence is growing that some HIV-infected infants, if given antiretroviral drugs early in life, are able to suppress their viral loads to undetectable levels and then come off the medicine. www.wired.com/story/the-fi...
August 1, 2025 at 1:53 PM
If you want a weird but true fact to talk about:
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
Dexter Holland, lead singer of The Offspring, was instrumental in this. His doctorial thesis in molecular biology was sequencing mRNA in HIV. The paper was also heavily cited in creating the COVID-19 vaccine.
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“[Children's] small bodies are shutting down — they can’t breathe, their immune systems are collapsing."
Meanwhile, Gaza health authorities say more 1,000 people have been shot and killed trying to access food distribution sites backed by Israel and the US.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
Meanwhile, Gaza health authorities say more 1,000 people have been shot and killed trying to access food distribution sites backed by Israel and the US.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
Mass starvation stalks Gaza as deaths from hunger rise
Aid agencies warned for months that Israel’s harsh limits on food aid would bring acute malnutrition and widespread suffering to Gaza’s 2.1 million people.
www.washingtonpost.com
July 24, 2025 at 2:38 PM
“[Children's] small bodies are shutting down — they can’t breathe, their immune systems are collapsing."
Meanwhile, Gaza health authorities say more 1,000 people have been shot and killed trying to access food distribution sites backed by Israel and the US.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
Meanwhile, Gaza health authorities say more 1,000 people have been shot and killed trying to access food distribution sites backed by Israel and the US.
www.washingtonpost.com/world/2025/0...
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This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
George W. Bush may think that a war against Iraq is the solution to our problems, but the reality is, it will only serve to create far more.
theonion.com
June 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
This War Will Destabilize The Entire Mideast Region And Set Off A Global Shockwave Of Anti-Americanism vs. No It Won’t
Someone told Trump about the big bomb and now he is going to use just so he can be the president he used the big bomb.
June 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Someone told Trump about the big bomb and now he is going to use just so he can be the president he used the big bomb.
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ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
June 10, 2025 at 12:41 PM
ChatGPT is down but The Museum of English Rural Life still stands, proving once again that Silicon Valley cannot compete with the history of rural England and its people.
One aspect of Lore that is consistent across all Star Wars in all its iterations and timelines, is that the stormtrooper armor is fucking useless
June 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
One aspect of Lore that is consistent across all Star Wars in all its iterations and timelines, is that the stormtrooper armor is fucking useless